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Love It or Leave It: LeAnn Rimes … I Don’t Even Know Anymore

A photo of LeAnn Rimes I know I'm a couple days late with this, all right? I know that, but do you think that I could honestly just let this one go? That I could honestly see this pictures of LeAnn and think "well, shucks, I guess this will always be the one that got away"? No. No, I could not, and I'm hurt that you would even think that. Now that we're all in the same place, what do you think about LeAnn's attire? Awful, right? Personally, I think LeAnn looked better in her white trash Halloween costume. ...

Um, Do You Guys Remember 2gether?

But really, do you? If not, 2gether was this really fabulous parody of a boy band that MTV came up with around 2000. They had their own film, two albums, and a television show that ended prematurely when one of the band members, Michael Cuccione, died of cancer at the age of 16.  They were probably about a zillion times better than the Backstreet Boys, and I used to choreograph really intense dance routines to their songs with this real bitchy girl, Brittney, who lived down the street and just...

Quotables: Fat Joe Has The Right Idea

A photo of Fat Joe "N*ggas is gay. There's millions of gay people in the world. Girls too... I'm a fan of 'Yo, I'm gay. The f*ck.' Like, 2011 you gotta hide that you're gay? Like, you know what I'm saying, like, be real, like 'Yo I'm gay, what the f*ck.' If you gay you gay. Like that's your preference, you know? F*ck it if the people don't like it." Today's words of wisdom are brought to you by Fat Joe, the artist responsible for such classics as "Flow Joe," "We Thuggin," and "Make It Rain."...

Don’t Worry, The Duggars Have Totally Got This

A photo of Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar After all, this is their twentieth baby. If they don't get it by now, they never will, you know? Anyway, I know how you guys just love to talk about the Duggars, and Michelle and Jim Bob just did an interview with People, so who am I to deprive you of that? On celebrating: "Every child deserves to be excited they are a part of life. Even when we were having our 5th and 6th [kid] ... we would celebrate each pregnancy." On getting pregnant despite all the risks: "If we felt that way, we would have stopped back wit...

Because Who Wouldn’t Want Some Middleton Dolls?!

A photo of Kate Middleton and Pippa Middleton Just look at these finely crafted items up there! They bear such a remarkable resemblance to Kate and Pippa Middleton in their classically gorgeous royal wedding day get-ups, and notice how they aren't creepy whatsoever! Would you be interested in one of these darling dolls? Well, for just $49.95, Pippa can be yours, and gorgeous Kate is a steal at $189.95! I know what I'm asking for in my letter to Santa this year! Does anyone else know of any other beautiful celebrity-inspired dolls who ab...

Ashton Kutcher Is Way Sorry About That Paterno Tweet, Surrenders His Twitter to His Management Team

A photo of Ashton Kutcher Oh, Ashton. Bless your confused little heart. I know it's been a rough couple of months, buddy, but hang in there! Sure, everyone hates you, but it's always darkest before the dawn, right? Now, about that Joe Paterno tweet: sweetie, that was careless. You're the king of Twitter, and you should know better than to say something to your 8,000,000+ followers that you don't know anything about. And tweets like these: As an advocate in the fight against child sexual exploitation, I could not be more remorseful for all involved in the Penn St. case. As of immediat...

The Katastrophy That Kaused The Kardashian Kontention

A photo of Khloe Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, and Kim Kardashian Oh, I'm sorry, did you think the incorrect use of all the 'k's would stop being funny to me? Think again, friends. The fun has just kommenced. Not for the Kardashians, though. No, for the Kardashians, there's apparently quite the riff that began with the divorce heard 'round the world: “The family has split into two camps since the divorce – Kim and her mom versus the rest of the family, who are really angry at her,” an insider tells In Touch magazine. “Encouraged by her mom, Kris,...

Eddie Murphy’s Leaving The Oscars Too!

A photo of Eddie Murphy It seems that shortly after Brett Ratner's parade of disgusting and offensive comments that eventually led him to resign from his job as producer of the Oscars, his creative partner, Eddie Murphy , also decided that he didn't want to play anymore. Let's let Eddie break the news in his own words: "First and foremost I want to say that I completely understand and support each party's decision with regard to a change of producers for this year's Academy Awards ceremony. I was truly looking forward to...

Love It or Leave It: Jennifer Love Hewitt Is Wrong Again

A photo of Jennifer Love Hewitt Jennifer Love Hewitt looks awful here. There, I said it. For those of you who still thought that Jennifer paid us to say good things about her, well, I hope you learned your lesson. For better or for worse, nobody tells us what to think, friends, and at this point in time, I think that Jennifer Love Hewitt needs to get out of that ridiculous hot 80's mess of a frock and hop back into one of her beloved bandage dresses. Except wait ... is this a bandage dress as well? Goddamnit, Jennifer! Where did y...

Quotables: Amber Portwood Talks Kim Kardashian

A photo of Amber Portwood "I don't think anyone was surprised. I mean it is heartbreaking, but Kim and Kris are like Gary [Shirley] and me. Total opposites. One is a diva and the other is a down-home guy." - Amber Portwood compares her relationship with good ol' Gary to the relationship between Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries. Can we get Amber a job as a guest blogger? Or could someone give her a job on The View or something? I never would have guessed, but after this little snippet and some imagination, I...

Robert Pattinson on Vampire Weddings, Vampire Sex, and Vampire Babies

A photo of Robert Pattinson I know, I know, it's a lot of vampire talk, but Breaking Dawn comes out in just a little over a week: what do you expect? For the next little bit, the gossip world is going to be flooded with vampire anecdotes and werewolf tales, so I suggest you just settle on in and listen to Robert Pattinson tell you all about it: On the sexiness of vampires: "I don’t think I’ve ever seen a vampire movie where I think the vampires are attractive. OK, girls are sometimes kind of sexy, but guys end up looking worse than they do in their real life ...
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