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Does Angelina Jolie Look Healthy to You?

A photo of Angelina Jolie Because the word on the street is that Angelina weighs around 97 pounds and takes in about 600 calories a day. I also hear that Angelina's usual breakfast consists of things like "a spoonful of coconut oil and a handful of cereal," and lunch is either skipped or she just eats a couple gummy bears and some almonds, or a protein shake. Dinner is apparently steak with red wine though, so that's something. It seems like Angie's main problem is a loss of appetite due to stress, and with that ...

OMG, Is Britney Spears Getting Married?

A photo of Jason Trawick and Britney Spears Way back in April, we speculated that it wouldn't be too terribly long until Britney Spears got hitched again. The relationship between Brit and her boyfriend/agent Jason Trawick has been looking solid as of late, and with rumors of Jason going ring shopping, it looks like our predictions, as usual, were pretty accurate: Trawick, who is currently with Spears on the South American leg of her Femme Fatale tour, has visited several established celebrity jewelers looking for the perfect bauble for Britney, ...

All The Divas Gossip About All The Divas

Did you ever want to hear the likes of Mariah Carey, Whitney Houston, Madonna, and Christina Aguilera dish about each other? Did you ever wonder if Celine Dion has a kickass Cher impression up her sleeve? Did you ever wonder if Britney Spears has had a longtime habit of referring to herself as "retarded"? Then this video is for you, friends. Happy Saturday!...

Everybody Remembers Jessica Rabbit, Right?

Really, how could you forget Jessica Rabbit? That voice, that sex appeal, that body. Man, wouldn't you give just about anything to look like her? No? Well, this girl would: This is Kristina Rei, a poor, misguided 22-year-old nail technician from St. Petersburg who has been undergoing lip injections in order to look more like her favorite cartoon character, Jessica Rabbit. You might think she's succeeded and that she should call it a day on the injections, but she's not done just y...

Guess Who’s Writing A Children’s Book!

A photo of Suri Cruise and Katie Holmes No, not Katie Holmes. She's too busy starring in the Dawson's Creek reruns in my dreams, silly! No, the real author is that little devil, Suri Cruise! Not even six years old and already entering the literary world, isn't that something? To be honest though, I'm not surprised. Suri has always been way mature for her age, you know. Like, she seems at least 8. Here's the story from In Touch via Celebitchy: Suri Cruise, author? According to a family friend, the 5-year-old is currently penning her own children’s book! And her...

By The Way, If You See Breaking Dawn, You Might Have A Seizure

And not like "haha, the new Twilight movie was so bad it made me seize" or "yo, bro, my girl wanted me to take her to that vampire bullshit, so I faked a seizure!" No, like you might actually have a seizure: According to several reports, the graphic birthing scene in "Breaking Dawn: Part One" has caused some moviegoers to suffer from seizures. In Sacramento, a man told CBS13 he began to have a seizure during the scene and his wife described him as "convulsing, snorting, trying to breath...

I Am Thankful for This New Beyonce Video

Over the past few days, as I've considered the people and things I am thankful for, one name kept popping up, time and time again: Beyonce! Come on, that magical bump, her flawless dance moves ... what's not to be thankful for? There was, of course, one tragic thing I realized over my Thanksgiving dinner of frozen pizza, and that was that it's been nearly a whole entire month since Beyonce released her last music video. And it in no way makes me feel like an inferior person to let you know ...

Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake Will Get Married If Jessica Biel Wants To Get Married

A photo of Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake Oh, the saga of Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel. These two have a long history of undeniable passion and bike riding. But now, we're about to step things up a notch, because marriage is on the table. Or at least it is if Jessica wants it to be: When Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel reconciled in July after a five-month split, friends assumed this time they'd marry. (The couple have been dating on and off for nearly five years.) And a source tells Us Weekly it'll be Biel, 29, who decides: "Justin thinks marriage would hurt his career...

Is Katy Perry Headed Towards Broadway?

A photo of Katy Perry The answer: maybe. See, if My Week with Marilyn, the movie where Michelle Williams looks absolutely flawless as Marilyn Monroe, does well, producer Harvey Weinstein has big dreams of developing the story for Broadway, and if that move goes well, his first choice for the lead is none other than Katy Perry. Gag me with a spoon. There have been times before when I bitched about pop stars and teen idols making the leap to theatre. It just makes me sad, the thought of tons of kids screaming during ...

Scotty And Lauren from American Idol Sure Ruined Thanksgiving

A photo of Lauren Alaina and Scotty McCreery Nah, I'm just joshing, these kids didn't ruin Thanksgiving. Did you Americans enjoy a variety of meats and pies with your nearest and dearest? Did you watch any football games or parades? Did you have to sit next to your bitchy cousin and her douchebag husband until you just couldn't take it anymore and had to make an escape to the balcony to hang out with the morbidly obese dog who desperately wanted back inside to steal some turkey? Yes? Then Scotty McCreery and Lauren Alaina, the top two...

Taylor Swift Performs “Iris” with The Goo Goo Dolls

I promised myself I would stop, I really did. I promised myself that I would cut back on my cattiness towards Taylor Swift, especially for her horrendous covers. I said "Emily, what are you doing? What good does it do to go on about your resentment of a popular yet only marginally talented country singer?" And I stopped. Well, for like a month. Then I saw this video of Taylor performing with my beloved Goo Goo Dolls, and I'm sorry, but all bets are off. Because much like the cast of Glee covering a Bowie song, it just got a little too personal. How are you guys feeling about this here video? Either I'm a jealous bitch or Taylor is too ridiculous, am I right? /> I promised myself I would stop, I really did. I promised myself that I would cut back on my cattiness towards Taylor Swift, especially for her horrendous covers. I said "Emily, what are you doing? What good does it do to go on about your resentment of a popular yet only marginally talented country singer?" And I stopped. Well, for like a month. Then I saw this video of Taylor performing with my beloved Goo Goo Dolls, and I'm sorry, but all bets are off. Because much like the cast of Gle...
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