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Quotables: Kirsten Dunst on Her Hair And Its Seductive Qualities

A photo of Kirsten Dunst “The last time I cut my hair short, my boyfriend at the time was like, ‘You look so much better with short hair.’ So I cut it off. I know, I know, so stupid! My girlfriend thinks he just didn’t want any guys to look at me. … I attract a difference kind of boy when my hair’s red. I get more quality men—like a more thoughtful, nerdy dude.” - Kirsten Dunst tells Lucky magazine about her different hairstyles and those hairstyles' effect on menfolk. When I first read this quote,...

That Crazy Twihard Finally Met Robert Pattinson

If watching this video of everyone's favorite Twihard didn't just make your day, then ... well, I guess you had a really awful day. And for that, I'm sorry. But in a further attempt to cheer you up, here's the same beautiful fan sharing her reaction after seeing Breaking Dawn: ...

Patrice O’Neal Passes Away at 41

Patrice O'Neal On October 26th, we learned that comedian Patrice O'Neal had had a stroke the week before. Back then, Jenn was concerned that the delay in the announcement hinted that Patrice wasn't doing well. She was right: Patrice passed away yesterday: New York-based comedian Patrice O'Neal died Monday after suffering a stroke in October that was related to his diabetic condition. He was 41. His death was confirmed via Twitter Tuesday by host Opie (Gregg Hughes) of theOpie and AnthonySiriusXM ra...

Looking Forward to An NSYNC Reunion?

A photo of NSYNC Were you also looking forward to meeting a unicorn someday or perhaps having Edward Cullen fall in love with you? Because, according to JC, each of those things are just as likely as witnessing an NSYNC reunion. Which is to say that we will never witness an NSYNC reunion. I know that it's a little early to have your dreams crushed, but, just to drive the point home, here's the news straight from the heartthrob's mouth: video platformvideo managementvideo solutionsvideo player Is an...

Oh Dear God: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Broke Up?!

A photo of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart If this is true, then I can't. I just can't. I can't believe in true love, I can't even believe in happiness. I can't even believe in myself. Without the love of R-Patz and K-Stew in the world, then what will become of us all? Before I get myself too worked up again, here's the story from the National Enquirer: “Just two days after the couple was inducted into Hollywood’s legendary Grauman’s Chinese Theatre, Robert – who’d been having second thoughts about their relationship...

Just in Case You Missed The Season Premiere of Kourtney and Kim Take New York

A photo of Kim Kardashian Shame on you for missing such an important program! Shame on you for not supporting Kim Kardashian in this, her moment of need! Shame on you for finding something else to do with your time besides supporting this lovable and wholesome family! But, just because I love you guys, here's a gallery that basically sums up what happened on last night's show, thanks to Amy Grindhouse. You're welcome, and do better next week! [gallery]...

You Are So Grounded, Justin Bieber!

A photo of Justin Bieber The Biebz has some seriously awful spending habits. Like, sure, getting a private screening of Titanic for your lady is sweet, and who wouldn't love to have his $25,000 Stewie necklace, but sometimes enough is enough. Luckily, Justin is still just 17 years old, so when he does something stupid, he can still get his minor ass grounded. From the National Enquirer via Celebitchy: Justin Bieber has had his driver’s license suspended – by his overprotective mom! The teen pop star’s driving privileges shifted into neutral after his mom, Pattie Mallette, ...

Quotables: Adele Had A Revelation

A photo of Adele "It's so hard for me to share my feelings. I've actually never told a guy that I loved him. I've felt them; I just can't say them. My friend recently convinced me how important it is for guys to know that. I wound up writing letters to all the men I've been with, telling them that I did feel that for them. Well, except for the one guy who I wrote and was like, 'You're a f*cking c*nt.'" - Adele tells Cosmopolitan details about her seemingly sordid love life. Poor Adele. Girl has some issu...

Miley Cyrus Isn’t Really A Stoner, You Guys

A photo of Kelly Osbourne and Miley Cyrus It was a joke, ok? Miley was all "I smoke way too much weed, LOL," and everybody took her seriously. Everyone was just so eager to believe that Miley could be into drugs. Well, you should all be ashamed of yourselves, and Kelly Osbourne feels very strongly about that. You can tell because she discussed this fiasco on her Twitter: let me make something very clear after Miley Cyrus salvia incident we started calling her bob miley as a JOKE! the cake was also A JOKE! it makes me sick that...

Everyone Is Doing A Bob Dylan Cover for Amnesty International

Do you guys dig Bob Dylan? Because, and don't hate me, but I really, really don't. Is that an unpopular opinion, to hate Bob Dylan? I mean, I don't anything about his personal life or anything, all I know is that when I hear his voice I want to end it all. Is anybody with me? Anyway, despite my active disgust with Bob Dylan's voice, he actually has some pretty great songs. Take, for instance, Adele's cover of Dylan's "Make You Feel My Love" up there. Gorgeous, right? Well, Adele and ...

Neil Patrick Harris: Still The Bee’s Knees

A photo of Neil Patrick Harris This is my way of showing support for Jenn's campaign to turn Evil Beet into a Neil Patrick Harris fan site. Also, come on, you can't tell me that this isn't the most adorable man in the world. Especially not after hearing some excerpts from his interview with Details magazine. DETAILS: You reinvented yourself by sending up your persona in the Harold & Kumar movies. Have they ever asked you to do anything that you said no to? Neil Patrick Harris: Not much. The only thing that didn't h...

Kim Kardashian Isn’t Allowed to Go Outside

A photo of Kim Kardashian Feeding the homeless is ok though. As you all know, the Kardashian name took a huge blow when Kim Kardashian divorced her husband of 72 days. People just don't think as much of Kim as they used to (you know, back when she got famous for getting peed on), and in these trying times, Kim's doting mother, Kris Jenner, has put her lovely daughter on lockdown: Kris, the 56-year-old Kardashian family matriarch, has gone into major damage controland has laid down the law with her scandal ridden daug...
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