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Beyonce Is Eight Months Along, Talks to Katie Couric About It

For the beginning of this story, we're going to go ahead and assume that Beyonce is telling the truth about being pregnant, all right? We'll get more into it in a moment, but for now, Beyonce is a delighted pregnant lady, and her precious little baby should be here in about a month's time. Because she's eight months pregnant: Anyway, Beyonce was on 20/20 this past Friday, and in case you missed it, here are some highlights: On the rumors that her pregnancy is fake: "You know there a...

Happy 30th Birthday, Britney Spears!

A photo of Britney Spears Oh, girl. We've been though so much, haven't we, Britney? It's been a hell of a ride these past few years, but today, on your 30th birthday, I think we're in a good place. You're getting things together, you're getting your career back on track, and we're very, very proud of you! Keep up the good work, sister! Browse through the gallery to see photos of Britney from today all the way back through 1998, and be sure to wish Brit Brit a happy birthday, or at least have a listen to your favorite Britney song in her honor! [gallery columns="6"]...

We Need to Talk About The New Les Miserables Movie

Can we get into musical theatre for a minute, friends? Because that Les Mis movie is happening, and it's happening fast. The release date is December 7th, 2012, and so far the cast includes Hugh Jackman as Val Jean, Russell Crowe as Javert, and Anne Hathaway as Fantine. Things are looking pretty good so far, but who will play the beloved Eponine? It turns out that the four ladies in the running are Lea Michele, Scarlett Johansson, Evan Rachel Wood, and Taylor Swift. Oh. My. God. Tayl...

Love It or Leave It: Kate Moss Does Bowie

A photo of Kate Moss I consider myself to be a pretty easygoing person. I can see the bright side in almost anything, and I try not to let things that bother me affect me too much. However there are some exceptions: 1. Lea Michele is the most annoying girl in Hollywood and she always manages to get under my skin. 2. You don't make fun of Jessica Simpson. You can tease, but it always comes from a loving place. There is no excuse for being mean to Jessica Simpson. 3. David Bowie is sacred and he is not ...

Check Out Lady Gaga’s “Marry The Night” Video!

A photo of Lady Gaga A couple weeks back, we showed you the teaser for Lady Gaga's latest music video, "Marry the Night." A couple days back, I shared an interview Gaga did in which she called the video "autobiographical" and claimed she was "getting ready to relive the worst day of my life." And now, we present to you the full 14 minutes of Gaga madness! The video is autoplay, so it's after the jump, but trust me, Lady Gaga directed this mess, it's definitely worth a watch. Read More...

Look, It’s Another Amazing Adele Cover!

This is Taio Cruz. I know you know Taio Cruz. He did the best pop song of the decade: About a year ago, I confessed my love for "Dynamite" in passing, and then back in May, the song won Taio three awards at the Billboard Music Awards. I haven't heard much from good ol' Taio since because I very rarely listen to the radio (don't think that "Break Your Heart" business managed to slip past me though), but to this day, I still treasure "Dynamite" and I still hold it close to my heart. I considered it Taio's one great gift to the world. BUT WAIT. Then he went and did a cover of Adele's "Someone Like You"? AND IT WAS AMAZING? What is this? How am I supposed to react to this? Like, am I supposed to be crying right now? Do you guys love this as much as I do, or do you prefer LeAnn's version? /> This is Taio Cruz. I know you know Taio Cruz. He did the best pop song of the decade: About a year ago, I confessed my love for "Dynamite" in passing, and then back in May, the song won Taio three awards at the Billboard Music Awards. I haven't heard much from good ol' Taio since because I very rarely listen to the radio (don't think that "Break Your Heart" business managed to slip past me though), but to this day, I still treasure "Dynamite" and I still hold it close to my heart. ...

Would You Buy A Beer Made by Hanson?

A photo of Isaac Hanson, Zac Hanson, and Taylor Hanson Yes, that Hanson. Those beautiful brothers who starred in the dreams of your awkward, hormonal 12-year-old self. Crooners of such classic hits as "MMMBop" and "I Will Come to You," and many other lovely songs that I still know by heart but refuse to mention because I don't want to seem like more of a nerd than I already do (but you guys do you remember "Lucy"? Ooooh, or "Yearbook," do you remember that one? Can we start talking about old Hanson music, please?). Anyway, it is that unde...

Vinny from Jersey Shore Released A Rap Song, Offended Everyone

Unfortunately, this clip from TMZ is the only video I can find that contains any of Vinny's original rap. See, shortly after he posted the song on his YouTube page, it offended the entire world, so he took it down. Let me give you some of the original lyrics though, just so you can get a taste of the stylings of Vinny: "Oh you a fan? You wanna take a pic? I like your crack girl ... I wanna take a hit. Yeah I'm takin' it ... I'm a get you naked bitch ... We can f*ck and make it fit... boomin s...

Courtney Stodden Sure Loves Christmas

A photo of Courtney Stodden And why wouldn't she? After all, Courtney Stodden is, among other things, a deeply religious young lady, and as such, she truly understands the meaning of Christmas. She definitely has the holiday spirit about her, and to prove it, I'll show you a few of her famous tweets that explain just how excited she is for the holidays! Feeling icy & exotic as a snowy white sheer sweater drapes from my sensuous shape while my soul becomes enchanted with the holiday spirit! Caressing the essence of Christmas with my fl...

Love It or Leave It: Courtney Stodden’s Church Clothes

A photo of Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison When I was a kid, my parents didn't make me go to church. I went to vacation bible school every summer, but that wasn't so much because I was into church, it was more that I really missed going to school and I thoroughly enjoyed coloring pictures of Jesus. But when I stayed at my cousins' house, my crazy aunt did make me go to church. I can remember packing up some clothes for a sleepover and being filled with excitement until my crazy aunt poked her head in my room to say "don't forget s...

Lady Gaga Has A Really Rough Love Life

A photo of Lady Gaga Did you detect a little bit of sarcasm in that headline up there? Because I wanted you to. See, Lady Gaga is so bizarre and, seemingly, a bit of a pill, so yeah, I can see where she would have a tough time in love. Is that catty? Well, go ahead and read this excerpt from Gaga's interview with Vanity Fair, and if you didn't roll your eyes once, then you can call me catty. On happiness: “I have never felt truly cherished by a lover. I have an inability to know what happiness feels like with a man,” the singer tells contributing editor Lisa Robinson. ...

A Very Kardashian Thanksgiving!

A photo of Bruce Jenner and Kim Kardashian I am so, so sorry, you guys. I know that on Thanksgiving day, you were just sitting around with your boring old family, eating pedestrian turkey and peasanty stuffing. You hemmed and hawed every time somebody mentioned that dumb parade, and when your stupid cousin asked you to pass the potatoes, you could have just about bitten his head off. And who could blame you? Your mind was completely occupied with wondering what your favorite family was doing for the holidays! Thanks to Khloe Kardash...
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