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Ke$ha’s Bob Dylan Cover Is Here!

What do you guys think of Ke$ha's contribution to the Bob Dylan tribute album? Because I actually think it's kind of beautiful, and I usually hate this girl's music. But there's just something so wonderfully emotional and bare about this. Probably because she recorded it on her laptop while chilling on her bed: “I pulled up my Garage Band on my laptop and just sang through the song once.  And by the end of it I was just crying hysterically alone on my bed.” I'll tell you, if this is...

Courtney Stodden Came Out of The Womb “Like Meow”

That's right, Courtney's sexiness comes from the soul. It was given to her by God himself upon her creation, so of course it is something she holds very dear. Other divine powers that Courtney possesses include the ability to maintain her sexy (???) physique on a diet of donuts, ice cream, and Sprite and the ability to nourish her husband as a vitamin. She also obviously was given the gift of song and an unmatched sense of style. Her ethereal beauty is just further proof that she was blessed from the beginning. OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS, DO YOU THINK SHE HOLDS HER POWERS IN THAT TRASHY ARM BAND?!?!?!?! /> That's right, Courtney's sexiness comes from the soul. It was given to her by God himself upon her creation, so of course it is something she holds very dear. Other divine powers that Courtney possesses include the ability to maintain her sexy (???) physique on a diet of donuts, ice cream, and Sprite and the ability to nourish her husband as a vitamin. She also obviously was given the gift of song and an unmatched sense of style. Her ethereal beauty is just further proof that she was blessed ...

Scott Disick Is Starring in The American Psycho Remake?

A photo of Scott Disick First of all, you did know that a remake of American Psycho is in the works, right? And I know, the original was made in 2000, why is a remake happening, so on and so forth. But we can't waste time discussing that now. Because now, there's a somewhat solid chance that Scott Disick will play the lead role of Patrick Bateman. And that's just too much. Here's what Bret Easton Ellis, author of the American Psycho novel, had to say via Twitter: Scott retweeted both of those stat...

George Takei Calls for Peace Between Star Trek and Star Wars

For a few month now, Carrie Fisher from Star Wars and William Shatner from Star Trek have been at each other's throats. Shatner started it, then Fisher struck back by essentially calling Star Trek second-rate, but then Shatner got a little personal, bringing up Fisher's weight. I guess that's when George Takei, one of the world's most glorious men and a man who has worked in both series, decided that he needed to defuse the situation. Personally, I think George has a pretty solid point. After all, nobody's going to back down in this fight and, well, Twilight IS really, really bad. What are your thoughts? /> For a few month now, Carrie Fisher from Star Wars and William Shatner from Star Trek have been at each other's throats. Shatner started it, then Fisher struck back by essentially calling Star Trek second-rate, but then Shatner got a little personal, bringing up Fisher's weight. I guess that's when George Takei, one of the world's most glorious men and a man who has worked in both series, decided that he needed to defuse the situation. Personally, I think George has a pretty solid point. After all, nobody's going to back d...

Quotables: Ryan Gosling on The Notebook

A photo of Ryan Gosling "The director, Nick Cassavetes, called me to meet him at his house. When I got there, he was standing in his back yard, and he looked at me and said, 'I want you to play this role because you're not like the other young actors out there in Hollywood. You're not handsome, you're not cool, you're just a regular guy who looks a bit nuts.'" Ryan Gosling explains how he he landed that one role that started this whole thing. Before we get into Ryan's little tale, can I talk about my emotions for ...

Kris Jenner Thinks Daniel Craig Isn’t A Real Man

A photo of Kris Jenner About a week ago, if you had told me that a battle between the Kardashians and Daniel Craig was a-brewin', I would have laughed. Well, actually, I would probably would have given you a really confused look and then left you and your crazy thoughts in peace so I could get another piece of the cake my boyfriend's mom made (oh my god, you guys. Oh my god. This cake is no joke). But now it's Friday, and the battle is seemingly underway, and also I am woefully out of cake. BUT ANYWAY. You...

Lady Gaga Is Just Like Princess Diana

A photo of Lady Gaga When I think of Princess Diana, I think about timeless beauty, effortless grace, and a woman who was loved and adored by so many people in the world. When I think of Lady Gaga, I think ... well, I don't think those things. Sadly, my opinion doesn't change what Gaga thinks, and what Gaga thinks is that she is this generation's Diana: “Gaga has been absolutely fixated on Diana and sees herself as a 21st-century incarnation of her,” a source told The Sun. “She knows she is almost as r...

Angelina Jolie Isn’t Very Social, Loves Her Family, And “Could End Up Pregnant”

A photo of Angelina Jolie Can I tell you guys a secret? I really think that Angelina Jolie is a little boring. I know that it's because I got into celebrity gossip after she was already done drinking blood and making out with her brother and doing heroin, but, no joke, the most fun I've ever had writing anything about Angelina Jolie was that time I discovered that she had a problem with velvet. That's what this woman has come to: fabrics and her caravan of kids. I'm not saying that's a bad life or that she should change...

Michelle Duggar Had A Miscarriage

A photo of Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar Yesterday, Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar went to a routine doctor's appointment to find out the sex of their 20th child. Sadly, the couple's doctor couldn't find the baby's heartbeat and had to inform the couple instead that Michelle had miscarried. Here's what Michelle told People: "After the appointment, we came back home and told the children," says Michelle, 45. "We had just been talking about baby names last night and they were getting excited about naming a boy or a girl. It has ...

Blind Item: The Kardashian Paternity Drama

A photo of Khloe Kardashian, Kim Kardashian, and Kourtney Kardashian This is a really interesting but really sad blind item. The rest of the internet and I aren't really accepting any guesses for this other than the Kardashians, so why don't we go ahead and review the item and then talk about our feelings, all right? While the members of this famous family certainly resemble each other, there is one family member with a unique physical characteristic that differentiates them from their more famous sibling/s. There have been rumblings about this for a long time, bu...

Aww, Jennifer Lopez’s Mom Stopped Talking to Her Over Her Little Boyfriend!

A photo of jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart But ... look at how in love these kids are! Look at 42-year-old Jennifer Lopez's face as her 24-year-old backup dancer/lover gently cradles her close! How could J. Lo's mom not just respect and adore that so much? From Star via Celebitchy: A source close to the singer… tells Star that Guadalupe is “devastated” over Jen dating such a young man so soon after her split from Marc – and she’s cut off contact with her A-list daughter! “Guadalupe has become very upset with what she sa...

Dianna Agron from Glee Is Absolutely Delightful

A photo of Dianna Agron I think I've made it pretty clear that whatever love I had for Glee is dead. It's dead, and Lea Michele is the one who murdered it. But, for once, this isn't about Lea. This is about one of the very few things I still cherish from the show: Dianna Agron. Seriously, how cute is this girl? Look at her Twiggy getup and that sass, and oh, that face! And in case you weren't aware, she's got a pretty adorable personality as well: On her new website, You and Me and Charlie: "It's mainly arts-b...
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