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Who Listens to Ingrid Michaelson?

I only ask because I need to know what to get you guys for Christmas! If you don't listen to Ingrid Michaelson, then you get a mix tape, but if you do listen to Ingrid Michaelson, you get a high five. See how that works? Anyway, you all know that I love to share some of my favorite music with you, so when I saw that Ingrid had a new song out from a new album (January 24th, I'm so excited!), I knew that I had to share it with you. What do you think? And, as always, if you have any of ...

Quotables: Charlize Theron Judges You for Your Hello Kitty Fashion

A photo of Charlize Theron "I'm pretty amazed by Hello Kitty. I see so many women in their 30s walking around in Hello Kitty shit and nobody is concerned for them. It's the one iconic teenage symbol that seems okay for women in their 30s? The world seems to not have an issue with it." Charlize Theron reveals that if you're an adult in a Hello Kitty shirt, you're not ok. I was going to say that she's being really judgey here, but I actually kind of get where Charlize is coming from on this one. See, here in the South, and you other Southern people can back me up on ...

Christmas Miracle: Courtney Stodden Is Doing The 12 Days of Christmas

A photo of Courtney Stodden In case you couldn't tell already, Courtney Stodden is a true expert at getting into the Christmas spirit. For the past month, her glorious Twitter has been all about the holiday season: she calls Santa things like "sweet Santa of seduction," "Santa of Ravishment," and "Mr. Moist Saint Nick." And if that doesn't convince you that Courtney takes Christmas seriously, maybe this will: she's doing the 12 days of Christmas. And it's wonderful. So far we're just on day four, but this is what Co...

Scarlett Johansson Wants You to Stop Calling Her “ScarJo” This Instant

A photo of Scarlett Johansson I used to have no real opinion on Scarlett Johansson, but lately she's just been getting on my nerves. It wasn't anything too intense, but I think that this is the moment where I start strongly disliking Scarlett Johansson. You want to know why? This is what she said when asked how she felt about her little nickname, ScarJo: "Oh, it's awful. It's a laziness. People can't actually say the whole name? It's just bizarre. How come Daniel Day-Lewis isn't subjected to like, 'DaDay'? So Cate Blanchett is not, like, 'CaBla'? Why is that? Why do I have to get stuck?" Oh girl, no. No you d...

How Does Lindsay Lohan Keep Getting These Modelling Jobs?

A photo of Lindsay Lohan But no, really, how is this still happening? How does Lindsay Lohan still have a modelling career? How does Lindsay Lohan still have any kind of career? Has no one heard that she's a flake with a meth habit? Has no one seen her lips? Has no one noticed that look in her eye that alternates between "I'm dead inside" and "crazycrazycrazy"? Haven't people had their fill of her crackhead shenanigans? Do people think that we're still interested in her in a way that isn't akin to watching a t...

Quotables: Janice Dickinson Never Holds Back

A photo of Janice Dickinson “Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian? Sluts, whores and sluts. That’s what they are. That fake sham marriage was disgusting because they did it for money! She’s a fraud, she’s a hoax.” - Janice Dickinson explains her views on the likes of Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian. Janice went on to call Kim's famous ass a "heap of lard" and recounted a tale of a time when she ran into Kim and Kris Jenner and ended the conversation with calling them both fake and walking away. I know that a lot...

Jennifer Lopez: “I’m His Girlfriend, Not His Mother!”

A photo of Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart Jennifer Lopez is 18 years older than her little baby boyfriend, Casper Smart. The heart wants what it wants though, I'm not going to judge that, but there's no denying that the age difference is notable, right? By just looking at them? And of course Jennifer is a smokin' hot lady, but little Casper looks even younger than 24, doesn't he? Like, if it came out that he was actually a 17-year-old with a fake ID and a desperate need to dance in backgrounds, I'd believe it. But hey, I never real...

Watch This: Whoopi Goldberg Farts on The View

That's it. That's the whole story. Whoopi Goldberg farted and it made me giggle and I wanted to share it with you guys. I know it's not much, but sometimes a good ol' fartin' video is just what the doctor ordered....

It’s Official: Britney Spears Is Engaged!

A photo of Britney Spears and Jason Trawick "But how official is it?" you may ask. I'll tell you this: it's official enough to put on Facebook. And, well, you can probably see that fancy engagement ring in that picture up there. But most importantly, it's Facebook official. This is for real, guys. I am so, so happy for Britney though. Just look at her precious face in that picture up there! Sure, she's got the crazy eyes, but she just looks so happy, doesn't she? And check out a few of her Tweets from yesterday: OMG. Last nigh...

Courtney Stodden Was “Too Sexy ‘N Hot for High School,” Has A Crush on John McCain

A photo of Courtney Stodden This girl, I swear. It's like every single time I go "Courtney Stodden, you've topped yourself. You seriously can't get any better than this," she just goes and proves me wrong. This is one of those times. Here, I'll show you some of my favorite excerpts from this interview Courtney did with Zap2it, ok? You'll see what I mean. What super power would you like to have? I would find it breathtaking to be able to feel what it's like to fly... Wait. I'm already flying - flying on the wings of love! Is there another celebrity you've always wan...

Amber Portwood Is Probably Going to Jail for Two Years

A photo of Amber Portwood Amber from Teen Mom has had a really rough year. For starters, she went to jail for hitting her boyfriend and neglecting her daughter, she tried to kill herself, and she was diagnosed with bipolar disorder and dissociative disorder. Things were looking up for a hot minute earlier this week when the protective order keeping Amber from seeing her daughter was lifted, but now, just a few days later, it looks like Amber has violated pretty much every single one of her terms of probation. TMZ has a li...

Courtney Love Is Being Evicted for Being Trashy and Setting Fires

A photo of Courtney Love Courtney Love has this super fancy townhouse in New York. It was built in 1827, rent is $27,000 a month, and it was so impeccably decorated by interior designer Steven Gambrel that it was featured in Elle Decor and there was a special section in the lease that dictated that no changes should be made to the interior. Sounds pretty fancy, right? Well, I'm sure it was before Courtney got a hold of it. According to the owner of the house, Donna Lyon, things have gone downhill since Courtney m...
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