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Yesterday, Sarah showed you a delightful gallery of photos of Courtney Stodden rubbing herself all over Doug Hutchison, who was dressed as Santa Claus. And it was horrible and a little nauseating but, as always, it was hard to look away.
Well, now we have the video of Courtney rubbing on Santa Claus. And it's still a little hard to look away, but you might have to, depending on how sensitive your gag reflex is. Because this is the...
You remember Britney Spears' first husband, Jason Alexander, don't you? They were married for a blissful 55 hours before the whole thing was annulled because Britney "lacked understanding of her actions to the extent that she was incapable of agreeing to the marriage," and ever since then Jason has proved himself to be such an asshole. And, you guys, today isn't any different.
Yesterday I gave you guys those really sweet quotes from Britney's second ex-husband, Kevin Federline, about her engagement. Today we have Jason Alexander's opinio...
It's true: on January 14th, we'll be given the greatest gift of all. Daniel Radcliffe will host Saturday Night Live, and the world will be a better place for it.
Honestly, can you even imagine how adorable and magical this episode will be? Because I can't. All I can think of is funny but legitimate Harry Potter skits and watching Daniel do his monologue in one of his little precious suits. Maybe a Lonely Island song about Quidditch. I DON'T KNOW, THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS.
What would you like to see Daniel do on SNL?...
You remember what Rooney Mara said about her time on Law and Order: SVU, right? Here, I'll refresh your memory:
“[Being on Law & Order: SVU] was so awful. So stupid. People are obsessed with that show. I don’t get it. Me and my boyfriend—although I don’t look old enough to have a boyfriend—went and beat up these fat people, and at the end of the show you find out that I used to be obese and I hate fat people. It’s ridiculous. Who would ever do that? Who would beat someone up...
"I'm really happy for her—I think he's a great guy. "She's happy; she's doing really well. I want to say she's in a good place. I haven't spoken to her much since I've been over here—both of us have been busy with her being on tour—but I do know from talking to the kids and talking to the kids' teachers that they're doing really good. It's a good step in the right direction. I'm totally happy for her."
- Kevin Federline expresses his happiness for his ex-wife, Britney Spears, upon news...
Awww, poor little James Franco! He works so hard getting all those degrees, and some mean old professor thinks he can get away with giving him a D! Not so fast, meany pants! Sure, Franco missed 12 classes, and yeah, there were only 14 classes in total, but I bet he worked really, really hard for those two classes! You're just jealous! I'm glad you got fired!
Yes, this happened. A professor at NYU is claiming that he was fired for giving James Franco a D and also for being Hispanic, and ...
Yesterday was Katie Holmes' birthday, so Tom took the family out to dinner to celebrate. That's sweet, isn't it? I thought that for about two seconds, and then I started wondering about what Katie is wearing.
See, I've read Evil Beet for a long, long time before I actually started working here. And for those of you who have also been here a long time, you probably remember the Katie Holmes Jean Watch. It was a period in 2008 in which Katie Holmes insisted on wearing silly pants, and it ale...
By now, it's pretty obvious that Justin Bieber loves Christmas almost as much as Courtney Stodden. He's brought us so much seasonal joy with his Christmas songs, and now it's time that he brings us the same joy by talking to us about his favorite holiday:
On Santa: My mom always told me there wasn't a Santa. This was her logic: She thought if I grew up knowing about Santa then finding out he wasn't real, that it would be like she was lying to me. And then when she told me about God, I maybe wou...
Scarlett! What do you have to be afraid of? You're not a baby, are you? So could possibly scare you, ScarJo?
Oh, birds? You're terrified of birds? That's ... that's cool.
"I'm only scared of birds. Something about wings and beaks and the flapping. I'm terrified of them. If they'd asked me [for We Bought a Zoo] to put a bird on my shoulder I would've done it, but it would've been hard."
But specifically peacocks?
"I was terrified of them," she says. "Like, 'Ahh, don't get too c...
Well, it really depends on who you ask. For instance, here's the story according to TMZ:
According to our sources, newsstands in major cities like New York and Los Angeles have had to re-order the issue multiple times. We're told Playboy is even getting re-orders from cities that usually never order more issues.
Meanwhile, Fox News is claiming that the issue really isn't selling all that well:
But not many consumers are paying for that experience. In fact, interest seems low in seeing ...
Christina is 31 today, everyone! Isn't that exciting? Now, 30 was admittedly not the best year for her, but I really think she can turn things around this time around. I think now that she's older and wiser, she can really get things back on track. Maybe she can stop drinking so much, and hell, maybe she can even put on some pants!
Who knows what this year has in store for Christina Aguilera? Only time will tell, but in the meantime, let's take a look back at Christina over the years, shall we? And since she's such a special snowflake, let's do it in video form!
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Yesterday, Sarah showed you a delightful gallery of photos of Courtney Stodden rubbing herself all over Doug Hutchison, who was dressed as Santa Claus. And it was horrible and a little nauseating but, as always, it was hard to look away.
Well, now we have the video of Courtney rubbing on Santa Claus. And it's still a little hard to look away, but you might have to, depending on how sensitive your gag reflex is. Because this is the...