I don't know if you guys remember, but former SNL cast member Victoria Jackson is out of her damn mind. If you don't remember, let me just tell you that she told her daughter that she couldn't say the word "fart" because it would lead to heroin use. Got it? Ok, then let's hear all about how the Muslim Brotherhood is infiltrating the government:
"I just went to a briefing in Washington DC, across the street from the Capitol, at the Longworth building at 8:30 am two days ago and it changed my life. For six...
As you know, there have been divorce rumors swirling around Katy Perry and Russell Brand for a little while now. The two have been spotted together pretty infrequently these days, and they've spent tons of time apart when she went on a world tour a few months after they got married. Of course, Katy didn't have to work on Christmas, but what did she do instead? She opted out of a trip with her husband to London in favor of Hawaii!
It didn't help that they apparently had a gigantic argum...
I know, right? It's like "oooh, some female celebrity has a gold digging boyfriend? Stop the presses!" But just listen to this blind item in its entirety, and tell me that you didn't give at least a little "oh no he didn't":
This former almost A list female singer who does not do too badly for herself in her other endeavors now, gave her boyfriend a certain amount of money she wanted him to spend on her for Christmas. She even told him what she wanted and when she was planning on display...
Last week, Sarah let you guys know which celebrities are cat people. It turns out that now we can add Robert Downey Jr. to the list, because a few months ago RDJ and his wife adopted a couple of kittens. And he would die for them:
“To understand the way cats play and fight is to understand the secrets of the universe. It’s to understand Wing Chun, to understand the palace tradition, to understand yoga. I would kill for these young, sweet little feline souls, these two boys. I would prote...
I said "of course" like that because this is completely magical news, and it's only to be expected after how completely magical this whole month has been. Have you guys been feeling it? Think about it: this month we've gotten a slew of nudie pics from some ridiculously gorgeous women (and Lindsay Lohan!), we gotten into the holiday spirit, thanks to Courtney Stodden, and also, I'm getting married, you guys! I would say that he liked it, so he put a ring on it, but it's not 2008 and I'm not That Girl. But it's been such a good month, ...
Normally, I love a good pair of boots. Ankle boots, mid-calf, knee-high, even a pair of thigh highs every now and then (Courtney Stodden's stripper boots don't count). But these things that are on Ashley Tisdale's feet right here? No. No, Ashley. Do those lace up all the way from the toes? What does that even mean?
You want a piece of advice, Ashley? Just go naked. The next time you think these boots are a good idea, just go naked instead. I think you'll get further in life....
Last week, I jumped the gun a little by telling you that Courtney Stodden was sharing her 12 (wrong) days of Christmas on her Twitter. However, this year, for me, anyway, Courtney Stodden has really become synonymous with Christmas joy, so I really feel like I would be amiss by not sharing with you guys what exactly Courtney's true love gave to her:
On the 1st day of Christmas my true love gave to me: A pretty pair of pink panties...
On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Two tiny tee...
If that photo of the hot, steamy vampire love between Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart didn't give it away, then just let me spell it out for you: Twilight. The lady who wrote all the Twilight movies, Melissa Rosenberg, has made more money than any other female screenwriter ever. Does that make you die inside a little too?
Before Rosenberg and all that Twilight nonsense, a woman named Linda Woolverton held the title. Linda wrote Tim Burton's adaptation of Alice in Wonderland and also The ...
You know why? Because Mel Gibson's divorce from his wife of 28 years, Robyn, was just finalized on Friday. That means that Robyn gets half of everything Mel has. And Mel has a lot:
Among Gibson's estimated assets: more than $600 million grossed by The Passion of the Christ alone; $100-plus million in real estate investments worldwide (he bought an island in Fiji for $15 million in 2005); and $75 million for film and TV projects for which Gibson, 55, executive produced.
It appears some ...
Well, it's not so much a Twitter battle so much as it is Demi Lovato absolutely ripping Disney to shreds on her Twitter and Disney apologizing on theirs. What's all this about, you might ask. It's about a show on the Disney Channel called Shake It Up that recently had a character say this charming line: "I could just eat you up. Well, if I ate."
Oh, hell no, Disney. Not on Demi's watch:
"I could just eat you up, well if I ate" - Disney Chanel's Shake It Up.... What are we promoting here? #notfu...
"We're having our annual Christmas Eve party with my whole family. I don't think Khloé's spending Christmas with us this year...Santa Claus comes every year and comes and visits our Christmas party but only ours. Only the real Santa comes to our Christmas party."
Kendall Jenner explains her holiday plans.
Did you catch that, everybody? Santa Claus is partying with the Kardashians this year. I know there's that silly story that Santa visits children with gifts and goodies on the night of Chri...
I want you to really think about this now. Since 2007, how much money has all of Lindsay's legal shenanigans cost her? Consider all those times that she violated her probation, and all those times we've discussed her clothing choices for court. Consider the past four years. Do you have an estimate?
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I don't know if you guys remember, but former SNL cast member Victoria Jackson is out of her damn mind. If you don't remember, let me just tell you that she told her daughter that she couldn't say the word "fart" because it would lead to heroin use. Got it? Ok, then let's hear all about how the Muslim Brotherhood is infiltrating the government:
"I just went to a briefing in Washington DC, across the street from the Capitol, at the Longworth building at 8:30 am two days ago and it changed my life. For six...
As you know, there have been divorce rumors swirling around Katy Perry and Russell Brand for a little while now. The two have been spotted together pretty infrequently these days, and they've spent tons of time apart when she went on a world tour a few months after they got married. Of course, Katy didn't have to work on Christmas, but what did she do instead? She opted out of a trip with her husband to London in favor of Hawaii!
It didn't help that they apparently had a gigantic argum...
I know, right? It's like "oooh, some female celebrity has a gold digging boyfriend? Stop the presses!" But just listen to this blind item in its entirety, and tell me that you didn't give at least a little "oh no he didn't":
This former almost A list female singer who does not do too badly for herself in her other endeavors now, gave her boyfriend a certain amount of money she wanted him to spend on her for Christmas. She even told him what she wanted and when she was planning on display...
Last week, Sarah let you guys know which celebrities are cat people. It turns out that now we can add Robert Downey Jr. to the list, because a few months ago RDJ and his wife adopted a couple of kittens. And he would die for them:
“To understand the way cats play and fight is to understand the secrets of the universe. It’s to understand Wing Chun, to understand the palace tradition, to understand yoga. I would kill for these young, sweet little feline souls, these two boys. I would prote...
I said "of course" like that because this is completely magical news, and it's only to be expected after how completely magical this whole month has been. Have you guys been feeling it? Think about it: this month we've gotten a slew of nudie pics from some ridiculously gorgeous women (and Lindsay Lohan!), we gotten into the holiday spirit, thanks to Courtney Stodden, and also, I'm getting married, you guys! I would say that he liked it, so he put a ring on it, but it's not 2008 and I'm not That Girl. But it's been such a good month, ...
Normally, I love a good pair of boots. Ankle boots, mid-calf, knee-high, even a pair of thigh highs every now and then (Courtney Stodden's stripper boots don't count). But these things that are on Ashley Tisdale's feet right here? No. No, Ashley. Do those lace up all the way from the toes? What does that even mean?
You want a piece of advice, Ashley? Just go naked. The next time you think these boots are a good idea, just go naked instead. I think you'll get further in life....
Last week, I jumped the gun a little by telling you that Courtney Stodden was sharing her 12 (wrong) days of Christmas on her Twitter. However, this year, for me, anyway, Courtney Stodden has really become synonymous with Christmas joy, so I really feel like I would be amiss by not sharing with you guys what exactly Courtney's true love gave to her:
On the 1st day of Christmas my true love gave to me: A pretty pair of pink panties...
On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Two tiny tee...
If that photo of the hot, steamy vampire love between Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart didn't give it away, then just let me spell it out for you: Twilight. The lady who wrote all the Twilight movies, Melissa Rosenberg, has made more money than any other female screenwriter ever. Does that make you die inside a little too?
Before Rosenberg and all that Twilight nonsense, a woman named Linda Woolverton held the title. Linda wrote Tim Burton's adaptation of Alice in Wonderland and also The ...
You know why? Because Mel Gibson's divorce from his wife of 28 years, Robyn, was just finalized on Friday. That means that Robyn gets half of everything Mel has. And Mel has a lot:
Among Gibson's estimated assets: more than $600 million grossed by The Passion of the Christ alone; $100-plus million in real estate investments worldwide (he bought an island in Fiji for $15 million in 2005); and $75 million for film and TV projects for which Gibson, 55, executive produced.
It appears some ...
Well, it's not so much a Twitter battle so much as it is Demi Lovato absolutely ripping Disney to shreds on her Twitter and Disney apologizing on theirs. What's all this about, you might ask. It's about a show on the Disney Channel called Shake It Up that recently had a character say this charming line: "I could just eat you up. Well, if I ate."
Oh, hell no, Disney. Not on Demi's watch:
"I could just eat you up, well if I ate" - Disney Chanel's Shake It Up.... What are we promoting here? #notfu...
"We're having our annual Christmas Eve party with my whole family. I don't think Khloé's spending Christmas with us this year...Santa Claus comes every year and comes and visits our Christmas party but only ours. Only the real Santa comes to our Christmas party."
Kendall Jenner explains her holiday plans.
Did you catch that, everybody? Santa Claus is partying with the Kardashians this year. I know there's that silly story that Santa visits children with gifts and goodies on the night of Chri...
I want you to really think about this now. Since 2007, how much money has all of Lindsay's legal shenanigans cost her? Consider all those times that she violated her probation, and all those times we've discussed her clothing choices for court. Consider the past four years. Do you have an estimate?
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