As it turns out, Katy Perry wasn't at all blindsided when Russell Brand filed for divorce, as TMZ had originally said. No, it looks like Katy was well aware of what was happening, and she even asked Russell to file the papers.
"But why didn't Katy do it herself?" you might be wondering. "Was she too heartbroken to file the papers? Could she not bear to do the deed herself? Was she too drunk to sign some papers?" All good guesses, friends, but they're all wrong. Really, Katy didn't file the papers herself because she didn't want to disappoint her parents.
From TMZ:
Katy Perr...
Earlier today, Sarah told you about how Chris Brown and Rihanna are perhaps tweeting each other sweet nothings again. Just like every other story about the possibility of these two getting back together, I was left with a very uncomfortable feeling. I just don't think there's any possible way that any kind of reunion between Chris Brown and Rihanna could end well. As Sarah said, there's a big difference between forgiving someone for the horrible things he did to you and giving him the chan...
Seriously, how great is Khloe Kardashian as a blonde? Of course she doesn't look bad as a brunette, but with her hair dyed darker, it just looks a bit off next to Kourtney and Kim. She has much lighter coloring than her sisters, and her features aren't as obviously (or at all) Armenian either. The lighter blonde, or even red, just looks so, so good on her.
It seems like Khloe knows this, and she wants to go back to blonde! Tragically, her mother and also E! won't allow it:
Khloe wants to dy...
I don't want to be gross, but I actually threw up in my mouth just after I typed that headline. Like, I finished typing out "cute couple" and the next thing I knew, I had vomit inside of my mouth. Whether it's from the thought of those lovebird assholes, Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds, or from the amount of discounted Christmas candy I've had today, we may never know.
But ok, for real, these crazy kids are kind of adorable, and I don't get it. When they're apart, they're a couple of my l...
I thought that maybe in February or something we'd hear about this divorce, but no, not quite. As the world and I have been saying all month, something has been off between Katy Perry and Russell Brand here lately (and I don't just mean their wedding rings). It turns out that everyone was right, because news just broke that Russell has filed for divorce:
In the docs, filed in L.A., Brand cites "irreconcilable differences." The two were married Oct. 23, 2010 in India. They have no kids.
The divorce docs say there are "community property assets" -- it's a sign there might not be a prenup,...
I know what you're thinking. You're thinking "Now, damn it, Emily, that's no Yeezy World Peace! That's Kanye West, clear as day! I was born at night, girl, but not last night! You'll have to wake up earlier in the mornin' to fool me!" And if you're thinking that, then why are you thinking in the voice that I imagine my grandmother has to take my mind off the fact that she's heaping piles of food on my dinner plate while calling me Thunder Thighs?
Either way, we're both right. That is,...
Uh-oh, everybody. Remember yesterday when I told you about how Russell Brand wanted to take his lady love, Katy Perry, home to London for the holidays? And then Katy was all "f*ck you," but Russell was all "no, f*ck YOU!" and then they spent Christmas apart? Well, things are looking worse, because, as you can see in those pictures above, both Katy and Russell aren't wearing their wedding rings.
Katy's picture came out first, and when I saw it, I didn't make too much of it. Sure, she was...
Ok, it's confession time. Today, I was doing some grocery shopping with the boyfriend (quick question: is he still my boyfriend now that we're engaged, or is he my fiancé? I mean, I know he's my fiancé, but are the words interchangeable? Is there a rule about that? I mean, I don't want to steal Kris Jenner's thunder, I just want to know what I'm supposed to put on Facebook when I finally posts the zillion pictures of him with the little guinea pig opening their Christmas presents), and we...
I never really knew this, you guys, but I've been just so pleasantly surprised these past few days to learn what a hopeless romantic that Sinead O'Connor is! First she gets married to a fella she'd only known for a couple of months because, much like Kim Kardashian, she believes in love above all else (including common sense and dignity!). Then she blogs about kissin' on her new husband's penis - how flattering! But then, as they say, all good things must come to an end, and a couple weeks...
I know that you all know this, but I just want to remind you that Kim Kardashian has had a really rough time this year. She's seen relationships fall apart, she's suffered cruelty at the hands of the public. Really, what this girl needs right now is a friend. Like, a Golden Girls level friend. And I think she's finally found that in Barbie.
On second thought, maybe not. Kim's trying way too hard, and you can tell Barbie isn't into it at all. Check out the way Kim tries to make conversation by asking Barbie what Ken got h...
I haven't had to go through this in a while because my new apartment miraculously had a washer and dryer inside, but in college, laundry days were a nightmare. I would put off washing my clothes for as long as I could because I was too busy or I didn't want to use all those quarters or I just wanted to wait to go to my mom's and do it for free. A few days of the month, I would end up walking around campus in my bright red corduroy pants or my itchy sweater that left bits of fuzz all over my...
As it turns out, Katy Perry wasn't at all blindsided when Russell Brand filed for divorce, as TMZ had originally said. No, it looks like Katy was well aware of what was happening, and she even asked Russell to file the papers.
"But why didn't Katy do it herself?" you might be wondering. "Was she too heartbroken to file the papers? Could she not bear to do the deed herself? Was she too drunk to sign some papers?" All good guesses, friends, but they're all wrong. Really, Katy didn't file the papers herself because she didn't want to disappoint her parents.
From TMZ:
Katy Perr...
Earlier today, Sarah told you about how Chris Brown and Rihanna are perhaps tweeting each other sweet nothings again. Just like every other story about the possibility of these two getting back together, I was left with a very uncomfortable feeling. I just don't think there's any possible way that any kind of reunion between Chris Brown and Rihanna could end well. As Sarah said, there's a big difference between forgiving someone for the horrible things he did to you and giving him the chan...
Seriously, how great is Khloe Kardashian as a blonde? Of course she doesn't look bad as a brunette, but with her hair dyed darker, it just looks a bit off next to Kourtney and Kim. She has much lighter coloring than her sisters, and her features aren't as obviously (or at all) Armenian either. The lighter blonde, or even red, just looks so, so good on her.
It seems like Khloe knows this, and she wants to go back to blonde! Tragically, her mother and also E! won't allow it:
Khloe wants to dy...
I don't want to be gross, but I actually threw up in my mouth just after I typed that headline. Like, I finished typing out "cute couple" and the next thing I knew, I had vomit inside of my mouth. Whether it's from the thought of those lovebird assholes, Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds, or from the amount of discounted Christmas candy I've had today, we may never know.
But ok, for real, these crazy kids are kind of adorable, and I don't get it. When they're apart, they're a couple of my l...
I thought that maybe in February or something we'd hear about this divorce, but no, not quite. As the world and I have been saying all month, something has been off between Katy Perry and Russell Brand here lately (and I don't just mean their wedding rings). It turns out that everyone was right, because news just broke that Russell has filed for divorce:
In the docs, filed in L.A., Brand cites "irreconcilable differences." The two were married Oct. 23, 2010 in India. They have no kids.
The divorce docs say there are "community property assets" -- it's a sign there might not be a prenup,...
I know what you're thinking. You're thinking "Now, damn it, Emily, that's no Yeezy World Peace! That's Kanye West, clear as day! I was born at night, girl, but not last night! You'll have to wake up earlier in the mornin' to fool me!" And if you're thinking that, then why are you thinking in the voice that I imagine my grandmother has to take my mind off the fact that she's heaping piles of food on my dinner plate while calling me Thunder Thighs?
Either way, we're both right. That is,...
Uh-oh, everybody. Remember yesterday when I told you about how Russell Brand wanted to take his lady love, Katy Perry, home to London for the holidays? And then Katy was all "f*ck you," but Russell was all "no, f*ck YOU!" and then they spent Christmas apart? Well, things are looking worse, because, as you can see in those pictures above, both Katy and Russell aren't wearing their wedding rings.
Katy's picture came out first, and when I saw it, I didn't make too much of it. Sure, she was...
Ok, it's confession time. Today, I was doing some grocery shopping with the boyfriend (quick question: is he still my boyfriend now that we're engaged, or is he my fiancé? I mean, I know he's my fiancé, but are the words interchangeable? Is there a rule about that? I mean, I don't want to steal Kris Jenner's thunder, I just want to know what I'm supposed to put on Facebook when I finally posts the zillion pictures of him with the little guinea pig opening their Christmas presents), and we...
I never really knew this, you guys, but I've been just so pleasantly surprised these past few days to learn what a hopeless romantic that Sinead O'Connor is! First she gets married to a fella she'd only known for a couple of months because, much like Kim Kardashian, she believes in love above all else (including common sense and dignity!). Then she blogs about kissin' on her new husband's penis - how flattering! But then, as they say, all good things must come to an end, and a couple weeks...
I know that you all know this, but I just want to remind you that Kim Kardashian has had a really rough time this year. She's seen relationships fall apart, she's suffered cruelty at the hands of the public. Really, what this girl needs right now is a friend. Like, a Golden Girls level friend. And I think she's finally found that in Barbie.
On second thought, maybe not. Kim's trying way too hard, and you can tell Barbie isn't into it at all. Check out the way Kim tries to make conversation by asking Barbie what Ken got h...
I haven't had to go through this in a while because my new apartment miraculously had a washer and dryer inside, but in college, laundry days were a nightmare. I would put off washing my clothes for as long as I could because I was too busy or I didn't want to use all those quarters or I just wanted to wait to go to my mom's and do it for free. A few days of the month, I would end up walking around campus in my bright red corduroy pants or my itchy sweater that left bits of fuzz all over my...