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Cynthia Nixon Says That Homosexuality Is A Choice

A photo of Cynthia Nixon Man oh man, you guys. Normally I wouldn't really think to tell you guys about what Cynthia Nixon is up to these days, because, come on, it's not like it's 2002 and everyone is creaming herself (or himself, let's be fair) over Sex and the City. Just in case you're curious though, Cynthia Nixon is currently preparing to star in a run of that wonderful, touching play Wit, which opens on Broadway this week. She's also making some pretty controversial statements about her sexuality, which is what I ...

Demi Moore Is Going to Rehab

A photo of Demi Moore I didn't even know that Demi Moore had ever had a problem with drugs, so excuse me if this is a little bizarre for me. However, a real quick Google search told me that Demi supposedly went to rehab back in the 80's for an addiction to cocaine. Sadly, it looks like she might be back to her old ways, because she's seeking assistance to "treat her exhaustion." And you know what that means. By the way, she also had to be taken to the hospital last night. Oh, exhaustion, what a horrible bea...

Whitney Houston Has No Money

A photo of Whitney Houston I am no good at math. At all. The only reason I passed any math class I took after 7th grade was either pity (my algebra professor in college was a very sweet woman who took it easy on me after she found out I was a theatre major, and during the final she did most of the actual work so I just had to fill in the answers) or fear (I was pretty tight with the librarian in high school, and he bullied my geometry teacher so I could skip class and come organize the periodicals). Math just isn't my...

Divorce Watch: Heidi Klum and Seal

A photo of Heidi Klum and Seal Hold up, is the actual purpose of a divorce watch to keep an eye on a couple who is suspected to split? Oh man, did I mess this up already? Oh well, I'll call it a draw. Heidi and Seal aren't divorced yet, but they are well on their way. I say that because even though the couple's statement was that they were planning on a separation, the word is that Heidi is going to go for gold and finish this sucker off completely: Heidi Klum did not make a snap decision to divorce Seal.  She's interviewed a number of the best divorce la...

Miley Cyrus Paid $50,000 to Lose 15 Pounds

A photo of Miley Cyrus If you watched the People's Choice Awards or looked through the photos here, you probably thought that Miley Cyrus looked a little bit different somehow. Maybe you couldn't quite place your finger on it. If that's the case, then don't worry, you guys, because I will place your finger exactly where it needs to be. Miley Cyrus looked different because she lost 15 pounds. Now, she's never been anything close to fat, and she hasn't even been chubby - those infamous pictures with the insanely bloated face doesn't count b...

Justin Bieber Wants to Remake What Movie?

A photo of Justin Bieber First of all, it should be completely appalling to you that Justin Bieber wants to remake any movie at all. Do you remember his work on CSI? It wasn't that good, and he was just a guest star on a television show. Can you imagine how completely awful he would be as the star in a full-length film? It would be nearly unbearable (Never Say Never doesn't count). Second of all, it should be completely appalling to you when you find out which movie it is that The Biebz wants to remake. Are you ready for it? Fear. Justin Bieber wants...

Tracy Morgan Collapsed, Is Seeking Medical Treatment “for Exhaustion”

A photo of Tracy Morgan I mostly know Tracy Morgan from that one time he revealed himself to be a gigantic douchebag with no feelings and no soul by saying that if he had a gay son, he would stab him to death, but I also remember being somewhat bored by him during his time on Saturday Night Live. I don't watch 30 Rock and no one I know watches 30 Rock (maybe it's a regional thing? Do any of you guys in the South enjoy the show? This specific theory comes from the fact that one time I was wandering around a flea marke...

It’s Official: Heidi Klum And Seal Are Over

A photo of Heidi Klum and Seal And before you get your hopes up that this is another "this is going to happen sometime soon" story, let me just bring you back down to reality by telling you that when I say "it's official," I mean that Heidi Klum and Seal released a statement to People. It doesn't get much more official than that, friends: Heidi Klum and Seal confirm that they are splitting after almost seven years of marriage. In an exclusive statement to PEOPLE, the Project Runway host and the singer say: "While...

Watch This: Steven Tyler Does The National Anthem

Oh, and what a job he does, my friends. What a job he does. As you watch the video (or as you watch the video again, I don't know what order you do things in), be sure to note a few things. Check out how every single person has the same reaction of "what the actual f*ck is happening to my ears right now?" and how so many people don't hold their hands against their hearts during the song, which I thought was a requirement of being a U.S. citizen, simply because their brains just can't com...

Daniel Radcliffe and Rupert Grint Aren’t Friends

A photo of Rupert Grint, Emma Watson, and Daniel Radcliffe Daniel Radcliffe has been a busy little man in the days since Harry Potter. He's been filming and promoting terrifying movies, he's starred in a Broadway show, he's beaten an addiction to booze. He even got himself a lady and is thinking about becoming an archaeologist! But even with all of those activities, all of those obligations and relationships, he still manages to text Emma Watson, like, all the time. Rupert Grint though? Yeah, not so much: Harry Potter fans prepare for a shocker. The three stars of the film franchise are far from close buddies in real life, accordin...

Things Are Still Looking Grim for Johnny Depp And Vanessa Paradis

A photo of Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis Oh no, it's totally cool, universe, go ahead and keep ripping real love apart and then playing matchmaker for couples that don't need to exist. Go right ahead, it's fine. No skin off my back. No, just skin off my newly blackened heart*. On the latest in the crumbling relationship between Johnny Depp and his girlfriend of fourteen years, Vanessa Paradis, it looks like the two former lovebirds are now living separately. Specifically, on separate continents: French actress-singer Paradis, 39, has...

Great News: Heidi Klum And Seal Aren’t Getting Divorced!

A photo of Heidi Klum and Seal Or, ok, they're not getting divorced right now. Probably. Oh no, I didn't just play with your emotions with that headline, did I? You didn't think that Heidi and Seal had a surprise vow renewal/Halloween party this morning, did you? Oh, heavens. My apologies for any hurt feelings, but there's still a bit of confusion out there about the subject. The general consensus though is that while things aren't going so great at the moment and they might split up, there's no real plan to do so a...
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