Because it was so good. Kim spent the entire episode going back and forth between bawling her eyes out and being a total bitch. It was a wild and crazy adventure, and if you love to trash talk the Kardashians, then it was something you must see.
If you didn't see it though, it's not a big deal. Not only did I watch it, but I watched and took notes so I could go over some of the highlights from the episode with you guys. Are you ready for this?
If you haven't been watching, last night's episode was the second part of the season fina...
I have a problem with words, and I know that. Words have the ability to bother me a lot more than they should. Like when people use phrases like "I grilled him for answers," that bugs the hell out of me. I'm always like, "shut up, you didn't grill anyone, what is wrong with you? Why would you think cooking someone would make him want to talk to you?" Another thing is when people say things like "ugh, she's being so bipolar right now," have you heard anything like that? I think a more com...
I'm going to be real right quick: I kind of hate Katy Perry, so whenever I hear anything about her divorce from Russell Brand, I automatically go into the mindset of "ugh, Katy Perry, what a bitch." I can't help it. In my eyes, Russell is a darling angel and Katy Perry is the devil. Do you hear me? She is the devil. So when you read this report about how Katy and Russell broke up because of Katy's involvement with cocaine, I want you to make your own decisions, because I can't be impartial here.
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Back in November, there was this beautiful rumor that Harry Potter could finally win an Oscar, specifically the Oscar for Best Picture. There were a handful of reasons for this - more ratings, the last Lord of the Rings movie won Best Picture when it came out - but the idea was the Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 had a pretty solid chance of at least receiving a nomination, and a well-deserved nomination at that.
But, as you know, the nominations for the 2012 Academy Awards ...
Here's how this happened: I was browsing through some celebrity photos, trying to see if there was anything you guys absolutely had to see, when all of a sudden I was just a little startled. I was startled such a tiny amount because I was going through thumbnails, but when I opened the picture, I was way more startled. You guys, it was that picture that I put up there, that picture of Cameron Diaz and her big shiny face. I was blinded. I just kept looking at the photo for several minutes,...
Remember a couple of days ago when I told you guys all about how Cynthia Nixon believes that homosexuality, for some people, is a choice? There were a lot of different opinions on it because it was kind of a weird thing to say. Luckily for us, Cynthia is continuing to speak out on the topic, so let's go ahead and analyze this some more, shall we?
The interviewer's questions are bolded:
You’ve been quoted as saying about these two relationships in your life: “In terms of sexual orientation, ...
In the past, we've talked about how former Saturday Night Live cast member Victoria Jackson is a total bigot who also might be insane. But listen. We haven't seen anything yet.
In this amazing interview, we get to hear from Victoria herself, as well as her family. And please believe me when I say that the apple doesn't fall far from the crazy tree.
Here's how the article begins, ok? This is the opening paragraph:
Victoria Jackson doesn't want to meet at her house. "The Nation of Islam wants to kill me...
AGAIN, you guys! How many times is this going to happen? I didn't even think you could have an on-again, off-again marriage, did you? But if anyone could prove me wrong on that, it's Sinead O'Connor, because, according to her always glorious tweets, the happy couple has reunited. Again.
Yay. My sweet husband is coming home. Very happy girl. Must get pretty-fied by 8pm. Thank u God. Me love me sweet husband so bad. Yay!! : )
Sorry if too much info or too personal.. Just.. Me so happy. Wus sa...
Look! Rihanna loves Tupac as much as I do! You can tell because of her classy new tattoo, which, in case you can't read because of the light ink, says "Thug Life." Rihanna got "Thug Life" tattooed across her knuckles. Can you imagine?
I don't even know, you guys, this is just so crazy right now. That look on Rihanna's face, her nails, her John Lennon t-shirt ... is this real? Is this really happening? Did Rihanna really get a permanent tattoo that says Thug Life? Across her knuckles...
Did you know that we don't even have an Anthony Hopkins category here at Evil Beet? I really can't tell if that's bizarre because of how big Anthony Hopkins is, or if it's completely understandable because it's not too often that I've come across any gossip on this fella. But we can't focus on the past anymore, we have to live in the now, you know? And now I'm going to share with you this lovely little interview that Anthony Hopkins did with the Guardian.
First though, did you know that...
When Jenn announced the Oscar nominations here yesterday, she, along with you lovely commenters, pretty much voiced every prominent feeling I had. There was the sadface felt 'round the world when we learned that Ryan Gosling failed to receive a single nomination, and there was the horrible injustice I felt when I learned that the Academy failed to recognize the unbelievable talent of Tilda Swinton. Although I was so, so happy that Christopher Plummer got a nomination for Beginners. Did you se...
Lana Del Rey, that beautiful little songbird that everyone loves to hate, is on the cover of Complex magazine! This girl is getting big, huh? I guess all it takes is giving the most awkward SNL performance of all time to shoot you right into superstardom. Don't get me wrong, I love Lana's music, I think she's wonderful and I am beyond excited to hear her full album, which will be released at the end of the month, by the way. But she seems a little off in this interview.
Here are some e...
Because it was so good. Kim spent the entire episode going back and forth between bawling her eyes out and being a total bitch. It was a wild and crazy adventure, and if you love to trash talk the Kardashians, then it was something you must see.
If you didn't see it though, it's not a big deal. Not only did I watch it, but I watched and took notes so I could go over some of the highlights from the episode with you guys. Are you ready for this?
If you haven't been watching, last night's episode was the second part of the season fina...
I have a problem with words, and I know that. Words have the ability to bother me a lot more than they should. Like when people use phrases like "I grilled him for answers," that bugs the hell out of me. I'm always like, "shut up, you didn't grill anyone, what is wrong with you? Why would you think cooking someone would make him want to talk to you?" Another thing is when people say things like "ugh, she's being so bipolar right now," have you heard anything like that? I think a more com...
I'm going to be real right quick: I kind of hate Katy Perry, so whenever I hear anything about her divorce from Russell Brand, I automatically go into the mindset of "ugh, Katy Perry, what a bitch." I can't help it. In my eyes, Russell is a darling angel and Katy Perry is the devil. Do you hear me? She is the devil. So when you read this report about how Katy and Russell broke up because of Katy's involvement with cocaine, I want you to make your own decisions, because I can't be impartial here.
...
Back in November, there was this beautiful rumor that Harry Potter could finally win an Oscar, specifically the Oscar for Best Picture. There were a handful of reasons for this - more ratings, the last Lord of the Rings movie won Best Picture when it came out - but the idea was the Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 had a pretty solid chance of at least receiving a nomination, and a well-deserved nomination at that.
But, as you know, the nominations for the 2012 Academy Awards ...
Here's how this happened: I was browsing through some celebrity photos, trying to see if there was anything you guys absolutely had to see, when all of a sudden I was just a little startled. I was startled such a tiny amount because I was going through thumbnails, but when I opened the picture, I was way more startled. You guys, it was that picture that I put up there, that picture of Cameron Diaz and her big shiny face. I was blinded. I just kept looking at the photo for several minutes,...
Remember a couple of days ago when I told you guys all about how Cynthia Nixon believes that homosexuality, for some people, is a choice? There were a lot of different opinions on it because it was kind of a weird thing to say. Luckily for us, Cynthia is continuing to speak out on the topic, so let's go ahead and analyze this some more, shall we?
The interviewer's questions are bolded:
You’ve been quoted as saying about these two relationships in your life: “In terms of sexual orientation, ...
In the past, we've talked about how former Saturday Night Live cast member Victoria Jackson is a total bigot who also might be insane. But listen. We haven't seen anything yet.
In this amazing interview, we get to hear from Victoria herself, as well as her family. And please believe me when I say that the apple doesn't fall far from the crazy tree.
Here's how the article begins, ok? This is the opening paragraph:
Victoria Jackson doesn't want to meet at her house. "The Nation of Islam wants to kill me...
AGAIN, you guys! How many times is this going to happen? I didn't even think you could have an on-again, off-again marriage, did you? But if anyone could prove me wrong on that, it's Sinead O'Connor, because, according to her always glorious tweets, the happy couple has reunited. Again.
Yay. My sweet husband is coming home. Very happy girl. Must get pretty-fied by 8pm. Thank u God. Me love me sweet husband so bad. Yay!! : )
Sorry if too much info or too personal.. Just.. Me so happy. Wus sa...
Look! Rihanna loves Tupac as much as I do! You can tell because of her classy new tattoo, which, in case you can't read because of the light ink, says "Thug Life." Rihanna got "Thug Life" tattooed across her knuckles. Can you imagine?
I don't even know, you guys, this is just so crazy right now. That look on Rihanna's face, her nails, her John Lennon t-shirt ... is this real? Is this really happening? Did Rihanna really get a permanent tattoo that says Thug Life? Across her knuckles...
Did you know that we don't even have an Anthony Hopkins category here at Evil Beet? I really can't tell if that's bizarre because of how big Anthony Hopkins is, or if it's completely understandable because it's not too often that I've come across any gossip on this fella. But we can't focus on the past anymore, we have to live in the now, you know? And now I'm going to share with you this lovely little interview that Anthony Hopkins did with the Guardian.
First though, did you know that...
When Jenn announced the Oscar nominations here yesterday, she, along with you lovely commenters, pretty much voiced every prominent feeling I had. There was the sadface felt 'round the world when we learned that Ryan Gosling failed to receive a single nomination, and there was the horrible injustice I felt when I learned that the Academy failed to recognize the unbelievable talent of Tilda Swinton. Although I was so, so happy that Christopher Plummer got a nomination for Beginners. Did you se...
Lana Del Rey, that beautiful little songbird that everyone loves to hate, is on the cover of Complex magazine! This girl is getting big, huh? I guess all it takes is giving the most awkward SNL performance of all time to shoot you right into superstardom. Don't get me wrong, I love Lana's music, I think she's wonderful and I am beyond excited to hear her full album, which will be released at the end of the month, by the way. But she seems a little off in this interview.
Here are some e...