Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Neil Patrick Harris: Still The Best

A photo of Neil Patrick Harris I don't think it's a secret that we love Neil Patrick Harris to bits. And really, why wouldn't we? Like, really though, why? Is there any reason at all why we shouldn't be completely in love with this man? Because I can't think of a single thing about him that's the least bit negative or off-putting. While you guys mull that over, I'll just go and leave Neil's interview with Parade right here: On being a triple threat in Hollywood: "I'm probably my biggest critic. I worry that if you...

Blake Lively Wants Tranny Children

A photo of Blake Lively Her words, not mine! I know how up in arms a lot of people get over the use of the word "tranny," but this is all Blake Lively here, all right? Blake Lively used the t-word, not me. But let's back up a bit here. See, Blake did an interview with Elle, and that's where she talked about things like how many men she's slept with, dates, shoes, and, yes, having tranny babies. HER WORDS. From Elle via Celebitchy: On her boyfriends: “I’ve had four boyfriends in my whole life,” she tells the mag, adding that she doesn’t slee...

Gwyneth Paltrow on Nutrition, Lipstick Lesbians, and The Family Bath

A photo of Gwyneth Paltrow Yesterday, Jenn brought you guys a quote that Gwyneth Paltrow gave about cheating and cheating cheaters in Harper's Bazaar, and today, I'm bringing you some additional quotes from the interview. You're pumped, aren't you? I can tell! You should be especially pumped if you're one of those people who love to hate Gwyneth Paltrow, because she really gives a bit of ammunition in this here interview. From Harper's Bazaar: On looking good and working out: "I'll take my wrinkles," she says. "I ...

Breaking: Kim Kardashian Did Something I Actually Respect

A photo of Kim Kardashian Are you shocked? Because I certainly am. When one thinks of adjectives to describe Kim Kardashian, I'm pretty sure "respectable" isn't one that comes up too terribly often. I think when the thing that launches your career is performing oral sex on a man who is famous because he has a sister who is famous for doing the best duet in the history of pop music, then, in general, respect isn't really something that comes into the picture too easily. No, if I had to pick adjectives to describe ...

Miley Cyrus Is So Silly!

A photo of Miley Cyrus We give you guys some really heavy news here at Evil Beet. We tell you about celebrities with dangerous addictions going to rehab and we tell you about celebrities with dangerous attitudes going to jail. We tell you about babies being born and tragic deaths, and all the stuff in between. Sometimes, things get real serious here. However, this is not one of those times. Miley Cyrus broke her tailbone, y'all! Ouch! Here's the tweet where Miley explains what happened: cracked my tail bon...

Blind Item: Demi Lovato Might Be in Rehab

A photo of Demi Lovato A week or so ago, we had a blind item about a young starlet who is off her meds and back to drugs and booze and self-harming. As sad as it was, I think it was pretty obviously about Demi Lovato. Today, we have a brand new blind item for you guys to check out, and, well, it's a whole lot more obvious. From Blind Gossip: Following a serious relapse last week, this award-winning performer was secretly admitted to a well-known rehab facility. When word of her condition got out, her team ...

Courtney Love: “I Think of Myself as Sober”

A photo of Courtney Love Talking about Courtney Love is one of my very favorite things to do. Other favorite things to do include talking trash about Lea Michele and fawning over Evan Rachel Wood. But Courtney is a little different. With Courtney, I just like to discuss: no shit talking, no harsh words, just facts. As much as I love to talk about Courtney Love, I love to hear her talk about herself even more. She's just so ... what's the word I'm looking for ... crazy? I think that's it. And in a magical chain of ...

Rejoice, For Taylor Swift Is Out of Les Mis!

A photo of Taylor Swift And I bet you anything that she is listening to "On My Own" on that iPod, singing along in her head and relating the lyrics to how some totally mean people kicked her out of what would have been a totally awesome movie. Totally. Well, that, or she's listening to "On My Own" and pining over Jake Gyllenhaal. It's really got to be one of the two. The reason for Taylor Swift's most recent sadface is, of course, because the role of Eponine, that glorious role that was widely rumored to have gon...

Happy Birthday, Justin Timberlake!

A photo of Justin Timberlake Justin Timberlake is one of the few celebrities whose birthday I actually remember; the only other ones I can think of right now are Britney Spears, who shares a birthday with my dad, and David Bowie, who, uh, is my personal savior. But I remember Justin Timberlake's birthday because I actually used to celebrate it. My best friend in elementary and middle school, Savannah, and I went through all the preteen crazes together. We had a Spice Girls club until Geri Halliwell left and ruined everything. Then came th...

Octavia Spencer Is Fabulous

A photo of Octavia Spencer Can I admit something here? It's kind of horrible, and I'm ashamed of myself for it, but I feel like this is a safe place and that I can tell you guys anything. So, ok, here goes ... I still haven't seen The Help. Wow. I feel so much better after admitting that. I feel like this weight has been lifted from my ... oh god. You guys are going to hate me for this, aren't you? You guys are going to tell me that because I haven't seen one popular film that I am horrible at my job. Why did I ever ...

Let’s Take A Stodden Break!

A photo of Courtney Stodden I don't know about you guys, but it's kind of been a weird few days for me. I haven't been doing so great on Puzzle Quest 2. My mom made me cry. I took my guinea pig to the vet because he's been itchy, and the vet charged me $30 to stick a piece of scotch tape to my guinea pig's fur and look at it under a microscope. I willingly spent an hour and half watching the season finale of Kourtney and Kim Take New York and taking notes, and I enjoyed myself. It's just weird around here right no...

Kris Jenner’s Former Lover Speaks Out!

A photo of Kris Jenner I know, I know, it's a little hard to keep track of all the former lovers of Kris Jenner, but the one I'm talking about right now is Todd Waterman. Todd is a man that Kris Jenner slept with while she was married to Robert Kardashian, but he is not the man who is almost certainly Khloe's biological father. He is also not O.J. Simpson, but man, Kris Jenner sure got around, didn't she? But this is not about Kris Jenner and all the men she cheated on her husband with. This is about Kris Jenne...