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Miley Cyrus Wrote An Essay About Gay Marriage

A photo of Miley Cyrus Miley Cyrus also wore that outfit up there out in public. Which one is more believable? Anyway, back in July, you might recall that Miley got a little tattoo: an equality sign on her ring finger. She tweeted a picture of that tattoo, along with a message that said "All LOVE is equal," and many of her followers through a hissy fit. A few of her fans said that Miley's message went against her Christian religion, but Miley still stood firm in her beliefs. As further proof of that, Miley wrote an essay on the topic for Glamour: Imagine finding som...

Demi Moore Went to Rehab, For Real This Time (Maybe)

A photo of Demi Moore Celebrity gossip is a fickle mistress. She likes to hide or twist the truth, and she's good at it, too. Remember when we were learning of the divorce of Heidi Klum and Seal? That story changed every which way, and that story is still going on today (they're both still wearing their wedding rings - what does it all mean?!). It's hard to get things straight sometimes, and that's what's been happening with Demi Moore here lately. On January 23, Demi Moore was rushed to the hospital and her rep said that she was taking some...

Watch This: Antoine Dodson’s “Lovesick Lullaby”

My oh my, have things sure changed for Antoine Dodson. When we first heard from him, he was imploring us all to hide our kids, to hide our wives, because they rapin' e'erbody out here. Then he got busted for driving without insurance and possession of weed. We haven't heard anything from him for the better part of a year, and just when little Antoine was about to completely and forever slip out of our minds, this happens. "Lovesick Lullabye" happens. Antoine actually did pretty well here...

Jack Nicholson, Are You Excited About The Super Bowl?

A photo of Jack Nicholson Well, don't let that thumbs-up fool you, because no, Jack Nicholson isn't excited about the Super Bowl, which, in case you live under a rock or don't peruse Facebook for hours a day, is tomorrow. In fact, he's really not looking forward to it all. Specifically, Jack said he would rather drink bleach than go to the Super Bowl. I can definitely see where Jack is coming from on this one. I would hate to go to the Super Bowl as well - there's too many people, and I'm not into football at...

Ke$ha Is Very Preoccupied with Balls

A photo of Ke$ha Just to clarify, I'm not saying that Ke$ha is preoccupied with soccer balls or basketballs or footballs, or even ping pong balls, though I'm sure that one's closer than those other ones (get it? Because I think Ke$ha's the kind of girl who would want to learn how to shoot ping pong balls out of her vagina). No, I'm saying that Ke$ha is preoccupied with balls, as in testicles, because man, she sure goes on and on about them. From Glamour: On having balls: I know that I have balls. I have ...

Do You Guys Remember Jamie Lynn Spears?

A photo of Jamie Lynn Spears Come on, of course you remember Jamie Lynn Spears! She was on Nickelodeon's shitty revamp of All That, and she also starred in Nickelodeon's Zoey 101. Another claim to fame is her taxing role as Britney Spears' sister. Sadly, her extensive Teen Nick appearances and paparazzi fights ended when she got knocked up at 16, and we haven't really heard all that much from her since. UNTIL NOW! Jamie Lynn Spears just did an interview with Glamour, and I can't help but love every single second ...

So Lana Del Rey Got A Vogue Cover

A photo of Lana Del Rey Knowing you guys, as well as knowing everyone else who ever comments on the internet ever (I know a lot of people, obviously), you either hate this with everything in you or you're continuing to root this girl on. There's really no middle ground when it comes to Lana Del Rey, which is part of why I find her so interesting. If I say anything about her, half of you will comment on how terrible she is and the other half will swoop in to defend her. It's neat, is what I'm saying. That's why I'm eager to hear what you have to say ab...

What’s Your Favorite Gem to Put on Your Baby’s Things?

A photo of Beyonce Man, I wish I had a baby. That child would have the best accessories. I'd spring for that BeDazzler down at the Salvation Army that I've had my eye on and I'd finally go pick up my sewing machine and my hot glue gun from my dad's. I'd get the biggest tube of Tacky Glue the Walmart has in stock, and I'd be sure to get every color of puffy paint I could find. I would go wild. My baby would have tie dyed cloth diapers and rhinestone covered onesies. There's even a solid chance that I would ...

Guess Who Was at Miley’s Penis Party!

A photo of Demi Moore If you guessed Demi Moore, then congratulations, you are correct! That means that you have eyeballs that can see things and a brain that can recognize them! I'm so proud of you for both of those things! But yeah, you guys remember Miley Cyrus' penis party. That's not even a question, it's a statement, because there is no way you could forget that shindig. It featured Miley chugging on the biggest alcoholic beverage and making a porn face at cake that was shaped like male genitalia. That ...

Roseanne for President: For Real This Time!

A photo of Roseanne I say "for real this time" because way back in August, I told you that Roseanne had announced that she was running for president. Back then, she insisted that she was serious about running so that she could "speak on behalf of the taxpayers of this country who r dissed 2 the max." Before that, in 2010, Roseanne went to D.C. to announce her campaign. I thought it was a joke, and that perhaps Roseanne just wanted to bring light to important political issues that she cared about, but I was wrong. Ro...

Madonna: “I’m Magnificent!”

A photo of Madonna I have this dream. Do you want to hear it? Ok, it's a reality show. It's like a lot of other reality shows in that a group of people live inside a house together, but it's just a tiny bit different because the cast members are Madonna, Gwyneth Paltrow, Lea Michele, Scarlett Johannson, Kristen Stewart, and Lady Gaga. They live in a house together, but they can't leave. Not for the duration of the filming anyway. They'll be inside a modest house and they'll live a simple middle class lifestyle, and ...

Octavia Spencer Speaks The Truth!

A photo of Octavia Spencer Octavia, you tricky trickster! Are you trying to win my heart? Are you trying to get me, along with everyone else, to root for you to win Best Supporting Actress at the Academy Awards? Because it might be working. But no! Melissa McCarthy is nominated in the same category, and I love Melissa McCarthy. There was never any doubt that if she were nominated, I would wish with all my heart that she would win. Curse you, Octavia! If you'll remember, earlier this week I told you guys ab...
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