And let me tell you exactly why that is a tragedy: because how adorable would it be to hear Neil Patrick Harris use baby talk with his precious little babies? Just think about it, ok? Neil holding a baby in each arm and spouting off with some "ooooh, the ickle widdle babies! Who's daddy's widdle babies? Who are dey? Who are dey? It's you! Iiiiiiit's you!" ... or whatever.
But, sadly, that is too much adorable for this world to bear, and so NPH just talks to his kids like grown ups:
Neil Patrick Harris and his partner David Burtka's kids Gideon a...
Or, well, Robert Downey Jr. didn't have the baby, obviously. His wife did. Do I really need to spell that out for you? Probably not, but I wanted to just so you could get the image of Robert Downey Jr. giving birth in your head. If any dude could do it, it would be him, right? Awesome.
But yes, Robert Downey Jr. and his lovely wife are now the proud owners of a brand new baby boy! I bet he can't wait to take the little tyke home to meet the cats!
Here are all the adorable details...
Here's a little bit of background information, just in case you're not too knowledgeable on that lovely man pictured above. That is Karl Lagerfeld. He's the head designer and creative director of Chanel. He's also a major douchebag. Ok, I think we're all caught up now, so I'm going to go ahead and show you guys some excerpts from an interview Karl gave in which, as the headline suggests, he would be better off just shutting his stupid mouth.
On Queen Elizabeth: I think [Queen Elizabeth]...
There seems to be a cycle that's been going on with Christina Aguilera for a while now, ever since she started to put on some weight. She gets criticized for it, she makes a statement saying that she loves her body, and then she gets photographed without pants in public. It's pretty predictable.
But here's something interesting but not necessarily unexpected: Christina actually isn't all that comfortable with her new body:
“Christina has turned into a bullying diva,” an insider told The ENQUIRER. “In interviews, she likes to say that she’s at peace with her n...
Ha ha, but really. In all seriousness, I'm thinking of taking up a collection so that we can get Lindsay Lohan some quality bras. She never wears any because she spends all her money on coke, right? And I don't want to reward that behavior, but I also don't want to keep looking at Lindsay's floppy titties all the time. I'm thinking we'll pull together some funds on PayPal or something, and one of you out west can take Lindsay to the Victoria's Secret or what have you, and make sure that she gets the support she needs. Not for her mental health issues, but for her boobs. Sound good?
And no, I'm not done talking about Lindsay Lohan's breasts.
...
Or, if we're going to get down to specifics, all of the people involved in managing Lana Del Rey's career have postponed her tour. Ouch.
From the New York Post:
Lana Del Rey’s tour has been postponed in the wake of the chanteuse’s disastrous “SNL” appearance last month.
The “Video Games” singer’s gigs were to coincide with the release of her album, “Born To Die” — but the plug was pulled after her tour managers, booking agents and label heads at Interscope powwowed following her bizarre, listless appearance on “SNL...
Before you start asking, yes, this is real life. This picture was not Photoshopped, and Kim Kardashian and LeAnn Rimes really hung out together. At church. Because they go to the same church. Because this is a crazy, f*cked up world.
From E!:
On Sunday, the duo attended Life Change Community Church service in Agoura Hills, Calif.
Kardashian, 31, and Rimes, 29, are also both fans of Brad Johnson, the church's esteemed pastor…
But the E! reality icon and the hit-making country star weren'...
Earlier today, during Your Daily Gosling, Sarah gave you guys a little quote where Daniel Radcliffe announced that he had a "talent crush" on Ryan Gosling. And that got me to thinking a little bit, and I came to a very odd conclusion: I think Daniel Radcliffe is my new Ryan Gosling.
I KNOW! How could I, after all we've been through with Ryan? He's perfect, isn't he? He loves ballet and Disneyland, and then there's his face. Ryan Gosling should be my new Ryan Gosling!
But my heart i...
Ok, I'm going to get real right quick: if I have to see Lindsay Lohan done up like Marilyn Monroe or compare herself to Marilyn Monroe one more time, I'm going to have to take some drastic measures. Like, I might have to tweet about it, and I haven't tweeted anything since July when I set a small fire in my kitchen. That's how seriously I feel about this.
It's like all Lindsay can do these days is look busted, and it's really sad. I watched Mean Girls a couple weeks back, and you guys, she w...
Ugh, what a square, right? It's like "get with the program, old man, it's the 21st century! I don't have to conform to your dumb old ideas or your dumb old society, dad." And then he's like "learn to respect your elders!" And then you're like "learn to respect this, you crusty old bastard!" And then you flip him the bird and go to your bedroom to blast Papa Roach or whatever. And that is hard-f*cking-core.
And that is precisely what Lady Gaga is:
Lady GaGa has admitted that her father isn't ...
Have you ever been to athletic event for children? Some little league game or what have you? Because as a former athlete myself*, I've been to quite a few, and there's usually some crazy parent there who likes to take things way too seriously. You know, the mom who trash talks kids on the opposing team or the dad who yells at the ref for a bad call.
David Beckham is one of those dads:
Galaxy soccer star, English National Team hero and H&M hottie David Beckham revealed to ITV's The...
And let me tell you exactly why that is a tragedy: because how adorable would it be to hear Neil Patrick Harris use baby talk with his precious little babies? Just think about it, ok? Neil holding a baby in each arm and spouting off with some "ooooh, the ickle widdle babies! Who's daddy's widdle babies? Who are dey? Who are dey? It's you! Iiiiiiit's you!" ... or whatever.
But, sadly, that is too much adorable for this world to bear, and so NPH just talks to his kids like grown ups:
Neil Patrick Harris and his partner David Burtka's kids Gideon a...
Or, well, Robert Downey Jr. didn't have the baby, obviously. His wife did. Do I really need to spell that out for you? Probably not, but I wanted to just so you could get the image of Robert Downey Jr. giving birth in your head. If any dude could do it, it would be him, right? Awesome.
But yes, Robert Downey Jr. and his lovely wife are now the proud owners of a brand new baby boy! I bet he can't wait to take the little tyke home to meet the cats!
Here are all the adorable details...
Here's a little bit of background information, just in case you're not too knowledgeable on that lovely man pictured above. That is Karl Lagerfeld. He's the head designer and creative director of Chanel. He's also a major douchebag. Ok, I think we're all caught up now, so I'm going to go ahead and show you guys some excerpts from an interview Karl gave in which, as the headline suggests, he would be better off just shutting his stupid mouth.
On Queen Elizabeth: I think [Queen Elizabeth]...
There seems to be a cycle that's been going on with Christina Aguilera for a while now, ever since she started to put on some weight. She gets criticized for it, she makes a statement saying that she loves her body, and then she gets photographed without pants in public. It's pretty predictable.
But here's something interesting but not necessarily unexpected: Christina actually isn't all that comfortable with her new body:
“Christina has turned into a bullying diva,” an insider told The ENQUIRER. “In interviews, she likes to say that she’s at peace with her n...
Ha ha, but really. In all seriousness, I'm thinking of taking up a collection so that we can get Lindsay Lohan some quality bras. She never wears any because she spends all her money on coke, right? And I don't want to reward that behavior, but I also don't want to keep looking at Lindsay's floppy titties all the time. I'm thinking we'll pull together some funds on PayPal or something, and one of you out west can take Lindsay to the Victoria's Secret or what have you, and make sure that she gets the support she needs. Not for her mental health issues, but for her boobs. Sound good?
And no, I'm not done talking about Lindsay Lohan's breasts.
...
Or, if we're going to get down to specifics, all of the people involved in managing Lana Del Rey's career have postponed her tour. Ouch.
From the New York Post:
Lana Del Rey’s tour has been postponed in the wake of the chanteuse’s disastrous “SNL” appearance last month.
The “Video Games” singer’s gigs were to coincide with the release of her album, “Born To Die” — but the plug was pulled after her tour managers, booking agents and label heads at Interscope powwowed following her bizarre, listless appearance on “SNL...
Before you start asking, yes, this is real life. This picture was not Photoshopped, and Kim Kardashian and LeAnn Rimes really hung out together. At church. Because they go to the same church. Because this is a crazy, f*cked up world.
From E!:
On Sunday, the duo attended Life Change Community Church service in Agoura Hills, Calif.
Kardashian, 31, and Rimes, 29, are also both fans of Brad Johnson, the church's esteemed pastor…
But the E! reality icon and the hit-making country star weren'...
Earlier today, during Your Daily Gosling, Sarah gave you guys a little quote where Daniel Radcliffe announced that he had a "talent crush" on Ryan Gosling. And that got me to thinking a little bit, and I came to a very odd conclusion: I think Daniel Radcliffe is my new Ryan Gosling.
I KNOW! How could I, after all we've been through with Ryan? He's perfect, isn't he? He loves ballet and Disneyland, and then there's his face. Ryan Gosling should be my new Ryan Gosling!
But my heart i...
Ok, I'm going to get real right quick: if I have to see Lindsay Lohan done up like Marilyn Monroe or compare herself to Marilyn Monroe one more time, I'm going to have to take some drastic measures. Like, I might have to tweet about it, and I haven't tweeted anything since July when I set a small fire in my kitchen. That's how seriously I feel about this.
It's like all Lindsay can do these days is look busted, and it's really sad. I watched Mean Girls a couple weeks back, and you guys, she w...
Ugh, what a square, right? It's like "get with the program, old man, it's the 21st century! I don't have to conform to your dumb old ideas or your dumb old society, dad." And then he's like "learn to respect your elders!" And then you're like "learn to respect this, you crusty old bastard!" And then you flip him the bird and go to your bedroom to blast Papa Roach or whatever. And that is hard-f*cking-core.
And that is precisely what Lady Gaga is:
Lady GaGa has admitted that her father isn't ...
Have you ever been to athletic event for children? Some little league game or what have you? Because as a former athlete myself*, I've been to quite a few, and there's usually some crazy parent there who likes to take things way too seriously. You know, the mom who trash talks kids on the opposing team or the dad who yells at the ref for a bad call.
David Beckham is one of those dads:
Galaxy soccer star, English National Team hero and H&M hottie David Beckham revealed to ITV's The...