Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Guess Who’s Going to Be in Roseanne’s New Sitcom?

A photo of Roseane Way back in August, I told you guys about how Roseanne was working on a new sitcom called Downwardly Moble. Back then, it was described as a way to "mine similar territory to her hit 1990s sitcom Roseanne: a close-knit blue-collar family living in tough economic times." I was insanely, unbelievably excited about the prospect, and I still am. I love Roseanne to pieces, and everything she does is just fabulous. I would watch a new sitcom starring Roseanne like I would watch ... I don't know, I'...

Look, It’s Blue Ivy Carter!

A photo of Beyonce and Blue Ivy Carter Yesterday evening, Beyonce and Jay-Z did a really surprising thing: they posted pictures of their little bundle of joy, Blue Ivy, on Jay-Z's site. I say it's surprising because wouldn't it make sense that a baby who gets diamond earrings and platinum bracelets would get a glamorous photo shoot in Vogue or something? It caught me a little off guard that the pictures were just posted online. What's way more surprising though is that we're seeing little Blue at all. For a couple as private ...

Michael Lohan Got A Job!

A photo of Michael Lohan Everybody knows that Michael Lohan is a douchebag. That is the opposite of a secret. The guy kicks ladies straight in the vag, he made a sex tape of himself and his lady getting it on without his lady's knowledge, and he had a hand in raising Lindsay Lohan. I think that about covers it. But wait! There's a chance that Michael Lohan might be turning over a new leaf! While it's true that his own special brand of violent asshole behavior and infamous parenting skills won't be overlooked anyt...

Let’s Just Look at Some Pretty Pictures, OK?

A photo of Kirsten Dunst These are some pictures of the always lovely Kirsten Dunst from this month's issue of Vogue Italia. They're gorgeous, aren't they? All the trees and leaves and plants and water and sunshine, ugh, it's like a dream. A beautiful, vivid dream starring Kirsten Dunst. Sounds like last night, am I right? But really, can I just say that I love the hell out of Kirsten Dunst? She always has something interesting to say, and she always looks so pretty in photo shoots. Not to mention her movie...

Is Kim Kardashian Addicted to Plastic Surgery?

A photo of Kim Kardashian I've always thought that Kim Kardashian has had some sort of plastic surgery. I don't know about the ass implant debate, but if you look at older pictures, it's pretty obvious that she's had work done on her face. I know there was that one episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians where she tried botox and then had a bad reaction to it, and she "learned her lesson" and decided that she wasn't into it, but it's not like any of the Kardashian shows are actually reality shows. But now there's this new theory that ever sin...

Look Who’s Back Together!

A photo of Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpenter You guys! It's Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpenter! Or Dexter and Deb from Dexter! Or two beautiful lovers who were separated before their time by sickness (or Julia Stiles, whatever). Either way, the point is that these two were photographed together back on Wednesday, and, as you can see, things are looking a little intimate, aren't they? This glorious couple split up back in 2010, if you'll remember, and the rumor was that Michael left Jennifer because he was cheating on her with his cos...

Quotables: Chelsea Handler Talks About 50 Cent

A photo of Chelsea Handler and 50 Cent "I wasn’t like 'Oh, I'm going to marry 50 Cent...' I mean, seriously. But I did like him. He's very sweet and antithetical to what you'd think of him." - Chelsea Handler on who I like to think is her one true love, 50 Cent. Did anyone else's heart break a little bit after reading that? It's like, damn, Chelsea, 50 Cent is a person too. He has feelings. Don't be so harsh. I mean, seriously. Do you remember when Chelsea and 50 started hooking up? It kind of blew everyone's mind...

Lady Gaga Talked to A Bunch of Teenagers About Bullying

A photo of Lady Gaga I know, what's new, right? To give credit where credit is due though, Lady Gaga does do good work. She's always doing something to combat bullying, her favorite cause, and she's made a lot of strides. She even started her own foundation, remember? That's why it shouldn't be a surprise that this past Saturday, Lady Gaga attended a conference for young women called "It's Our Turn," held at a school in L.A. She spoke about being bullied as a teenager, being bulimic, and, of course, being born this way. On being bullied for her be...

Christina Aguilera: “I Do It All in My Bed”

A photo of Christina Aguilera I really love reading interviews with Christina Aguilera. I think I like them so much because the subtlety. See, with some interviews, the celebrity will come right out in the open with rudeness and a bad attitude, or some craziness or what have you, but Christina's not like that usually. With her, it's mostly like "oh wow, this is kind of boring, ugh, why am I still reading ... what did she just say?" And I can definitely respect that. There are a few of those moments in this interview she did with Latina magazine: On getting married and ...

An Open Letter to Everything on Lindsay Lohan’s Body

A photo of Lindsay Lohan Hey. First of all, let me just say that I love you, and I admire your strength. All right? No one should ever have to see what you've seen, and you've faced so much more than you ever should have had to face. I can't take that back, but I can try to make it better. I want to talk to you first, Lindsay Lohan's hair. It's possible that you've had it the worst of all. I can't imagine what it must have been like for you to go through all those treatments and bleachings and who knows wh...

Guess Who’s Broke!

A photo of Gary Busey Surprise! It's Gary Busey! He's reaching out of your computer screen and going for your pockets! Don't let him grab your credit cards, or you will be in a world of hurt! LOL, but really, Gary Busey is in a crazy amount of debt: Gary Busey -- who's starred in more than 70 movies -- has less than $50,000 to his name ... and more than $500,000 in various debts ... this according to official documents obtained by TMZ. 67-year-old Busey filed for Chapter 7 bankruptcy in California yesterday...

Look, Adele Got Another Magazine Cover!

A photo of Adele God, I love this girl. Do I really need to announce that anymore? Does anyone not love Adele? Is that a creature that exists here? If so, I wouldn't bother reading too much further ahead, because it's going to be a big ol' Adele lovefest up in here. From People: With the Grammys right around the corner, everyone is talking about Adele. The singer's eagerly awaited return to the stage on Feb. 12 will mark her first public performance since vocal cord surgery in November. The Br...