When the Oscar nominations were first released, I wanted nothing more than for Melissa McCarthy to win the award for Best Supporting Actress in Bridesmaids. And truly, I wanted it so, so much. But then something happened. Octavia Spencer, a nominee in the same category whose movie, The Help, I still haven't seen, managed to work her way into my heart with her wise words and beautiful attitude. I found myself starting to root for Octavia instead, and I felt so torn about that.
But then Octav...
Can I tell you something? I was really, really underwhelmed by the dresses at last night's Academy Awards. Like, I was seriously disappointed in everything. Usually there's always something that I truly love, or something that is so awful that it's fascinating. But no, it looks like this year, everyone decided to go for ensembles that were "pretty ok" or "kind of ugly, but whatever" instead. And that's such a sad thing.
Here is a list of thoughts I had, accompanied by photos in the gall...
Do you see that photo up there, that little adorable black and white number? That's a photo from The Artist. I figured I'd go ahead and use a photo from that film in the post about all the winners from last night's Academy Awards because it won a good handful of them, including Best Picture. Have, uh, any of you seen it?
Other big winners include, well, nothing, really. Hugo won a handful of awards in the technical categories, but other than that, The Artist was the only film that reall...
Do you see that picture of Adele up there? She has to be trying to look demure, tired of smiling, or in the process of giving someone one withering of a "go to hell" look. I'm going to go ahead and say it's that last one, and I'm also going to go ahead and say that that's the look she gave Jennifer Hudson when she chatted her up backstage at the Grammys.
From The National Enquirer via Celebitchy:
The first thing Jennifer Hudson did when she ran into Adele backstage at the Grammys was congratulate her on her impressive haul...
No really, I mean it. Taylor Swift is an amazing person. I'm using absolutely zero sarcasm right now.
"But Emily," you might say. "You don't even like Taylor Swift!" I know, friends, believe me, I know. I think she's a mediocre musician who needs to live in the present and not in the eighth grade. But you just wait till you hear what Ms. Swift did today, and then you'll understand. You'll understand everything.
From E!:
Taylor Swiftknows from "Mean." And it turns out she's also pretty familiar with being absolutely lovely.
The country-...
Does anyone else think this whole thing where Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are supposed to be engaged is a little weird? I know that Justin's grandma apparently confirmed it, and Jessica supposedly wore her engagement ring to a Saturday Night Live after party last weekend, but ... I don't know. It's been about two months since Justin is said to have proposed, don't you think we would have seen a ring by now? Wouldn't we have heard anything at all about it, besides from Granny Timber...
For some reason, Courtney Stodden seems to think that we're all really envious of her amazing fashion sense and that we would love her to help us dress ourselves. I think she actually believes that she's not just a model, not just a singer, but also the number one fashion icon of our time.
Regardless of what Courtney's intentions are, this girl is damn good at getting people to talk about her and to think about her, and ever since I saw all these pictures from The Daily Mail of Courtney showcasing her clothe...
"Tell me something I didn't already know," right? Of course Christina Aguilera is out of control. People who are in control don't pull the kind of stunts Christina pulls at work, they don't do everything in their beds, and they don't have urine or menstrual blood or whatever it was running down their legs at funerals. I'm sorry, they just don't.
But this week, Star magazine is going a little further than simply stating that Christina is "out of control." Let's check it out together, the...
Are you having a bad day? Maybe you're just having a sort of "blah" day. Hey, maybe you're even having a good day, but you're open to opportunities to make it even better. I can definitely respect all of those things, and I would like to present you the solution to all of those challenges.
It is "Drunk Text," the latest musical masterpiece from world renowned musician, Paris Hilton.
The music is so haunting, and the story the song tells is so riveting. You won't believe how emotionally invested you'll...
Is that surprising to anyone else, the fact that Gerard Butler is currently in rehab? I can't tell really tell if I'm a little shocked because this really came out of nowhere, or if I'm a little shocked because every time I see any news about Gerard Butler, I immediately start wondering why everyone thinks he's so attractive, and I never end up actually reading the story. Unless, you know the headline is something real simple like "Gerard Butler In Rehab." Then I'll take a gander, obviously.
...
Hint: Sinead O'Connor wants to see Sinead O'Connor in Playboy. Specifically, she wants to see Sinead O'Connor in Playboy wearing nothing but a dog collar. It's even on her bucket list!
From Starpulse:
Sinead O'Connor is determined to strip off for a Playboy shoot before she dies because she was too "miserable" to shed her clothes when she was a young singer.
The "Nothing Compares 2 U" hitmaker, 45, is eager to pose for a saucy spread in Hugh Hefner'smagazine in the future, and has an...
Because, you know, that's a thing, being pre-engaged. It's when you're engaged to be engaged. It's sort of like how right now I'm planning on planning on buying a new car, or how I'm thinking about thinking about finally taking down the Christmas tree. It's the step you take before you take the step to get to the actual step. Get it?
Anyway, that's apparently what Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are doing right now, because Justin got Selena this beautiful ring for Valentine's Day:
...
When the Oscar nominations were first released, I wanted nothing more than for Melissa McCarthy to win the award for Best Supporting Actress in Bridesmaids. And truly, I wanted it so, so much. But then something happened. Octavia Spencer, a nominee in the same category whose movie, The Help, I still haven't seen, managed to work her way into my heart with her wise words and beautiful attitude. I found myself starting to root for Octavia instead, and I felt so torn about that.
But then Octav...
Can I tell you something? I was really, really underwhelmed by the dresses at last night's Academy Awards. Like, I was seriously disappointed in everything. Usually there's always something that I truly love, or something that is so awful that it's fascinating. But no, it looks like this year, everyone decided to go for ensembles that were "pretty ok" or "kind of ugly, but whatever" instead. And that's such a sad thing.
Here is a list of thoughts I had, accompanied by photos in the gall...
Do you see that photo up there, that little adorable black and white number? That's a photo from The Artist. I figured I'd go ahead and use a photo from that film in the post about all the winners from last night's Academy Awards because it won a good handful of them, including Best Picture. Have, uh, any of you seen it?
Other big winners include, well, nothing, really. Hugo won a handful of awards in the technical categories, but other than that, The Artist was the only film that reall...
Do you see that picture of Adele up there? She has to be trying to look demure, tired of smiling, or in the process of giving someone one withering of a "go to hell" look. I'm going to go ahead and say it's that last one, and I'm also going to go ahead and say that that's the look she gave Jennifer Hudson when she chatted her up backstage at the Grammys.
From The National Enquirer via Celebitchy:
The first thing Jennifer Hudson did when she ran into Adele backstage at the Grammys was congratulate her on her impressive haul...
No really, I mean it. Taylor Swift is an amazing person. I'm using absolutely zero sarcasm right now.
"But Emily," you might say. "You don't even like Taylor Swift!" I know, friends, believe me, I know. I think she's a mediocre musician who needs to live in the present and not in the eighth grade. But you just wait till you hear what Ms. Swift did today, and then you'll understand. You'll understand everything.
From E!:
Taylor Swiftknows from "Mean." And it turns out she's also pretty familiar with being absolutely lovely.
The country-...
Does anyone else think this whole thing where Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are supposed to be engaged is a little weird? I know that Justin's grandma apparently confirmed it, and Jessica supposedly wore her engagement ring to a Saturday Night Live after party last weekend, but ... I don't know. It's been about two months since Justin is said to have proposed, don't you think we would have seen a ring by now? Wouldn't we have heard anything at all about it, besides from Granny Timber...
For some reason, Courtney Stodden seems to think that we're all really envious of her amazing fashion sense and that we would love her to help us dress ourselves. I think she actually believes that she's not just a model, not just a singer, but also the number one fashion icon of our time.
Regardless of what Courtney's intentions are, this girl is damn good at getting people to talk about her and to think about her, and ever since I saw all these pictures from The Daily Mail of Courtney showcasing her clothe...
"Tell me something I didn't already know," right? Of course Christina Aguilera is out of control. People who are in control don't pull the kind of stunts Christina pulls at work, they don't do everything in their beds, and they don't have urine or menstrual blood or whatever it was running down their legs at funerals. I'm sorry, they just don't.
But this week, Star magazine is going a little further than simply stating that Christina is "out of control." Let's check it out together, the...
Are you having a bad day? Maybe you're just having a sort of "blah" day. Hey, maybe you're even having a good day, but you're open to opportunities to make it even better. I can definitely respect all of those things, and I would like to present you the solution to all of those challenges.
It is "Drunk Text," the latest musical masterpiece from world renowned musician, Paris Hilton.
The music is so haunting, and the story the song tells is so riveting. You won't believe how emotionally invested you'll...
Is that surprising to anyone else, the fact that Gerard Butler is currently in rehab? I can't tell really tell if I'm a little shocked because this really came out of nowhere, or if I'm a little shocked because every time I see any news about Gerard Butler, I immediately start wondering why everyone thinks he's so attractive, and I never end up actually reading the story. Unless, you know the headline is something real simple like "Gerard Butler In Rehab." Then I'll take a gander, obviously.
...
Hint: Sinead O'Connor wants to see Sinead O'Connor in Playboy. Specifically, she wants to see Sinead O'Connor in Playboy wearing nothing but a dog collar. It's even on her bucket list!
From Starpulse:
Sinead O'Connor is determined to strip off for a Playboy shoot before she dies because she was too "miserable" to shed her clothes when she was a young singer.
The "Nothing Compares 2 U" hitmaker, 45, is eager to pose for a saucy spread in Hugh Hefner'smagazine in the future, and has an...
Because, you know, that's a thing, being pre-engaged. It's when you're engaged to be engaged. It's sort of like how right now I'm planning on planning on buying a new car, or how I'm thinking about thinking about finally taking down the Christmas tree. It's the step you take before you take the step to get to the actual step. Get it?
Anyway, that's apparently what Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are doing right now, because Justin got Selena this beautiful ring for Valentine's Day:
...