What? Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were going to get married, but then what? Brad and Angelina were going to get married, but then Brad got too annoyed with Angelina's leg at the Oscars and called the whole thing off until she could learn how to correctly hold her limbs? Brad and Angelina were going to get married, but then Brad realized that a wedding ring could very possibly be too much weight for Angelina's fragile arms to support, and he didn't want to put that strain on her?
No, ne...
You guys, today is a big day. It's a huge day. And do you know why? It's because Justin Bieber, our resident heartthrob, is turning 18 today. Do you know what that means? It means that I don't have to feel creeped out anymore when I see Selena Gomez getting her Biebz on, and I don't have to feel creeped out when I see comment after comment about the things that some of you would do to him. He's 18, everybody! He's totally legal! Feel free to describe any graphic sexual Bieber fantasies you have...
Not to be harsh, but after that catastrophe that was Country Strong, I don't think Gwyneth Paltrow needs to ever sing and dance again: not in the shower, not in her bedroom, not in a bar, not ever. And certainly not in a film that millions and millions of people will see. Just in case you've forgotten what Gwyneth Paltrow, The Singer is like, let me refresh your memory:
Do you see what I mean when I say that she needs to give this up forever? Yes? Then you should be able to feel my pain when I tell you th...
Over a year ago, I made the statement that Meryl Streep can outclass the whole entire world. Today, I stand by my opinion firmly, and if there was any way to state that Meryl Streep is even more classy than that, then I would do so in a heartbeat.
See, Meryl won the Oscar for Best Actress on Sunday night. She worked hard, she showcased her characteristic talent and grace, and she won. I'm not saying that she deserved it more or less than anyone else who was nominated, I'm just saying that...
Is there anything that Gwyneth Paltrow can't do? Really, I'm not trying to be a smart ass here or anything, I'm just wondering if anyone knows of one thing that Gwyneth Paltrow cannot do, because I'm having a hard time. She can sing and dance, she can save your relationship, and she can pull off a formal cape. Oh, and she can also predict the future, because she's already claiming to know all that lies ahead for Beyonce's little bundle of joy, Blue Ivy.
From Us Weekly:
She's only seven-w...
Just yesterday, I told you all that Lindsay Lohan was going to be on The Today Show this week. Remember that? And we all got excited that Lindsay might finally be pulling it together, and we held hands in a circle and sent positive vibes her way? Yeah, you remember. The interview was actually done yesterday, and guess what! We have excerpts!
From NBC:
MATT LAUER:
There was a time when we talked last time, where I think you didn't want to talk about a lot of things. Because I think,...
You guys! Look! It's little baby Lady Gaga, way back when she was just some 19-year-old girl named Stefani who waited tables at a restaurant and liked to jam on the piano! How sweet!
The photo shoot was done by a photographer named Malgorzata Saniewska, who was, at one point, working as a bartender at a restaurant where Lady Gaga worked as a waitress. Lady Gaga, being the friendly lady she is, gave Malgorzata a CD of her first single, and Malgorzata decided that little Stefani would b...
Or, no, let's make this perfectly clear: Jennifer Aniston and boyfriend Justin Theroux got a puppy together. As a couple. It's their puppy. Got it?
Really, that part doesn't matter all that much, or it doesn't to me, anyway. No, what matters to me is OMG PUPPIES. I don't think I have to tell you how I feel about fuzzy, adorable, lovable, perfect little critter angels, do I? I love animals so much, and when I get to tell you guys a wonderful story about a celebrity loving animals too, it j...
You guys. I'm going to love this week. I am going to cherish it and hold it close to my heart for the rest of my days. And do you know why? Because this is the week that Lindsay Lohan is set to host Saturday Night Live. And that is a Big Deal, for obvious reasons (Lindsay's getting her life on track! Lindsay's acting again! Hooray! Hurrah!). But it's a Bigger Deal for a reason that you might not have heard yet. Do you want to hear about it? Yes. You do.
From TMZ:
Lindsay Lohan...
I'm going to cut right to the chase and say that yes, Natalie Portman is indeed already married to Benjamin Millepied, that dude that knocked her up and asked her to marry him a while back. But why am I jumping to such bold conclusions? Because they're both wearing wedding rings. I really don't know what other proof I need to give.
From Us Weekly:
Natalie Portman made a resplendent return to the Academy Awards on Sunday one year after she triumphed with her Best Actress win for her searing performance in Black Swan.
Bac...
Well, this is embarrassing. According to this blind item, one of the ladies who was nominated for an award last night counted her eggs before they hatched, and then when none of her eggs actually hatched, she pulled that classic high school move of skipping off to the bathroom with your BFF to cry it out. What a Debbie Downer, huh?
From Blind Gossip:
It must be difficult sitting there in front of billions of people waiting for your name to be called. It must be even more difficult when i...
What? Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were going to get married, but then what? Brad and Angelina were going to get married, but then Brad got too annoyed with Angelina's leg at the Oscars and called the whole thing off until she could learn how to correctly hold her limbs? Brad and Angelina were going to get married, but then Brad realized that a wedding ring could very possibly be too much weight for Angelina's fragile arms to support, and he didn't want to put that strain on her?
No, ne...
You guys, today is a big day. It's a huge day. And do you know why? It's because Justin Bieber, our resident heartthrob, is turning 18 today. Do you know what that means? It means that I don't have to feel creeped out anymore when I see Selena Gomez getting her Biebz on, and I don't have to feel creeped out when I see comment after comment about the things that some of you would do to him. He's 18, everybody! He's totally legal! Feel free to describe any graphic sexual Bieber fantasies you have...
Not to be harsh, but after that catastrophe that was Country Strong, I don't think Gwyneth Paltrow needs to ever sing and dance again: not in the shower, not in her bedroom, not in a bar, not ever. And certainly not in a film that millions and millions of people will see. Just in case you've forgotten what Gwyneth Paltrow, The Singer is like, let me refresh your memory:
Do you see what I mean when I say that she needs to give this up forever? Yes? Then you should be able to feel my pain when I tell you th...
Over a year ago, I made the statement that Meryl Streep can outclass the whole entire world. Today, I stand by my opinion firmly, and if there was any way to state that Meryl Streep is even more classy than that, then I would do so in a heartbeat.
See, Meryl won the Oscar for Best Actress on Sunday night. She worked hard, she showcased her characteristic talent and grace, and she won. I'm not saying that she deserved it more or less than anyone else who was nominated, I'm just saying that...
Is there anything that Gwyneth Paltrow can't do? Really, I'm not trying to be a smart ass here or anything, I'm just wondering if anyone knows of one thing that Gwyneth Paltrow cannot do, because I'm having a hard time. She can sing and dance, she can save your relationship, and she can pull off a formal cape. Oh, and she can also predict the future, because she's already claiming to know all that lies ahead for Beyonce's little bundle of joy, Blue Ivy.
From Us Weekly:
She's only seven-w...
Just yesterday, I told you all that Lindsay Lohan was going to be on The Today Show this week. Remember that? And we all got excited that Lindsay might finally be pulling it together, and we held hands in a circle and sent positive vibes her way? Yeah, you remember. The interview was actually done yesterday, and guess what! We have excerpts!
From NBC:
MATT LAUER:
There was a time when we talked last time, where I think you didn't want to talk about a lot of things. Because I think,...
You guys! Look! It's little baby Lady Gaga, way back when she was just some 19-year-old girl named Stefani who waited tables at a restaurant and liked to jam on the piano! How sweet!
The photo shoot was done by a photographer named Malgorzata Saniewska, who was, at one point, working as a bartender at a restaurant where Lady Gaga worked as a waitress. Lady Gaga, being the friendly lady she is, gave Malgorzata a CD of her first single, and Malgorzata decided that little Stefani would b...
Or, no, let's make this perfectly clear: Jennifer Aniston and boyfriend Justin Theroux got a puppy together. As a couple. It's their puppy. Got it?
Really, that part doesn't matter all that much, or it doesn't to me, anyway. No, what matters to me is OMG PUPPIES. I don't think I have to tell you how I feel about fuzzy, adorable, lovable, perfect little critter angels, do I? I love animals so much, and when I get to tell you guys a wonderful story about a celebrity loving animals too, it j...
You guys. I'm going to love this week. I am going to cherish it and hold it close to my heart for the rest of my days. And do you know why? Because this is the week that Lindsay Lohan is set to host Saturday Night Live. And that is a Big Deal, for obvious reasons (Lindsay's getting her life on track! Lindsay's acting again! Hooray! Hurrah!). But it's a Bigger Deal for a reason that you might not have heard yet. Do you want to hear about it? Yes. You do.
From TMZ:
Lindsay Lohan...
I'm going to cut right to the chase and say that yes, Natalie Portman is indeed already married to Benjamin Millepied, that dude that knocked her up and asked her to marry him a while back. But why am I jumping to such bold conclusions? Because they're both wearing wedding rings. I really don't know what other proof I need to give.
From Us Weekly:
Natalie Portman made a resplendent return to the Academy Awards on Sunday one year after she triumphed with her Best Actress win for her searing performance in Black Swan.
Bac...
Well, this is embarrassing. According to this blind item, one of the ladies who was nominated for an award last night counted her eggs before they hatched, and then when none of her eggs actually hatched, she pulled that classic high school move of skipping off to the bathroom with your BFF to cry it out. What a Debbie Downer, huh?
From Blind Gossip:
It must be difficult sitting there in front of billions of people waiting for your name to be called. It must be even more difficult when i...