Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Who’s Trashier, Rihanna Or Katy Perry?

A photo of Rihanna and Katy Perry This should be fun! I should take the time to make it clear to you that when I ask about which of these ladies is trashier than the other, I'm referring to their outfits and not their whole selves. Wouldn't that be awful, if I was like "who's trashier, Rihanna or Katy Perry," and then compiled a list of bullet points for each of them explaining why both of them are often tacky and classless? Man, that would be ... I don't even know. Rude? Uncalled for? An idea for tomorrow's posts? Anyway, let's get back to the task at ha...

Blind Item: Which Comedic Actor Is Above The Law?

From Blind Gossip: This well-known funny actor is known to enjoy a drink or two over the course of an evening. While driving home (sober) after a recent dinner in Southern California, however, he was pulled over for speeding. The officer walked up to the driver’s side and asked the actor for his license and registration. The actor put on his trademark smile and asked the officer “Don’t you recognize me?” The officer replied, “Yes. Now show me you license and registration anyway, Funn...

Dr. Drew Thinks Angelina Jolie Is Malnourished

A photo of Dr. Drew Oh, that Dr. Drew, what a scoundrel! He has quite the habit of upsetting people by talking about celebrities and their problems without ever actually meeting them, doesn't he? Whether you love him or hate him, we'll get to that in a minute, but for now, let's hear what he has to say this time about Angelina Jolie: Dr. Drew Pinsky took to "The View" (weekdays on ABC) on Friday to speak out about Angelina Jolie, who he believes, from watching her at the Oscars, is "malnourished." "I'm tir...

Snooki: Mother of The Year?

A photo of Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi Can anyone explain to me why the entire world isn't more entranced with the idea of Snooki being pregnant? Like, when I first read about it, I was shocked. I thought the celebrity gossip world would be all Snooki, all the time, for at least a good few weeks, and I thought that everyone I told would be just as stunned as I was. But I was wrong. I really haven't seen that much about Snooki after the big announcement, and everyone I told had this half-interested expression of "oh, really?" WHY DOES NO ONE CARE AB...

Today’s The Day!

A photo of Lindsay Lohan After what seems like a lifetime of waiting and more promotion than she's done in ages, the day is finally here: tonight, Lindsay Lohan will host Saturday Night Live. And it's going to be better than anything this world has ever seen. Let's take a moment to learn some more information about Lindsay's big night, ok? Lindsay Lohan's taking her music career to the next level on SNL tonight -- TMZ has learned, the actress plans to SING the majority of her opening monologue on the sketch sh...

Is Adele Engaged?

A photo of Adele Judging by that big ol' ring right square on her weddin' fanger, I'd say that yeah, I guess there's a solid chance that Adele could be engaged. I'd also be a little hurt that my imaginary BFF didn't call me to tell me about it, but that's neither here nor there. What is both here and there is that Adele's possible future husband, Simon Konecki, has only been in the picture for a few months. Oh, and there's a good possibility that he's still technically married. Yikes. But hooray, they're totally in love! Adele was sporting a 10.57 carat De Beers rin...

Gwyneth Paltrow Explains That Cape She Wore to The Oscars

A photo of Gwyneth Paltrow To be fair to Gwyneth, if I was an A list actress trying to decide what to wear to the Oscars, you'd better believe that a cape would be considered. Especially if I'd been to as many award ceremonies as Gwyneth has. I think the first few times, I would do my best to pick something really elegant and classy, some timeless dress that might not really be a jaw-dropper but would be gorgeous nonetheless. Then I'd start easing into the crazy. A ballgown made entirely of tulle and sequins? Yes, ...

Anne Hathaway Loves Her Mom, Has A Lot in Common with Lindsay Lohan

A photo of Anne Hathaway I just love Anne Hathaway, don't you? And I'm not talking about Anne Hathaway movies, mind you, because honestly the only one I can think of that I actually like is The Princess Diaries, though I am excited to see her play Fantine in the Les Miserables movie. No, I'm talking about Anne Hathaway, the person. The precious lady with nerdy glasses, the wacky fashion, and the heart of gold. That's the Anne Hathaway that I adore. That Anne Hathaway just spoke to The Sun, and she had quite a bit...

Buffy – Sorry, Sarah Michelle Gellar – Speaks!

A photo of Sarah Michelle Gellar When I think of Sarah Michelle Gellar, I think of Buffy Summers, of course. I mean, I know she was in some movies during my preteen years (Cruel Intentions and ... oh, I Know What You Did Last Summer), and she was in The Grudge which I saw twice in theaters, for whatever reason. She also has a new show on TV now where she plays a pair of twins, but I have no idea what that's all about. Really, all I know about is Buffy, and I think that's enough. Just think about how great it would be to actuall...

Kristen Stewart Looks Super Excited About Her New Job

A photo of Kristen Stewart Yeah, did you know that Kristen Stewart landed a new job? It's actually kind of a big deal: Kristen is the new face of Balenciaga perfume! She's going to be a fashion girl, you guys! We're going to given lots of new photos of Kristen modelling and biting her lip and being incapable of showing emotion on her face, and it's going to be so pretty. The news of Kristen's new job with Balenciaga came out in January, and this is what she had to say at the time: "I love Balenciaga fashion becaus...

Let’s Talk About Michelle Williams For A Minute

A photo of Michelle Williams Really, I want to talk about Michelle Williams' daughter, Matilda, for a minute, but I guess we can talk about Michele specifically for a minute too, if you'd like. But save it, ok? I really want to talk about Matilda right now. She looks so much like her father, doesn't she? I feel like you could find some pictures of Heath Ledger as a child, sketch in some longer hair, and you could have little Matilda here. Consider my mind blown, friends, and also, consider me a little sad. Could y...

Kim Kardashian Is Dating An Arabian Prince Now

A photo of Kim Kardashian Remember that time that Kim Kardashian went to Dubai last fall and then came back and faked a scene for Kourtney and Kim Take New York to prove that Kris Humphries is an asshole and the divorce was all his fault? Ok, the majority of that sentence was just for funzies, but what I'm really asking is "remember that time that Kim Kardashian went to Dubai last fall?" While she was over there, it turns out that "many Saudi Arabian princes were throwing themselves" at her, because why wouldn't they, and...