Emma Stone, my darling! It's been far too long since I last sang your praises, but do not worry, my dear, because my love has not faded at all. I still while away the hours admiring your heartbreaking beauty, and my soul still yearns for yours. My love for you shall never disappear, dear Emma, for it is a constant thing that lives in me, and after my last breath, after my body decays and I am no longer part of the physical world, my love for you will be a part of the universe. I will leave m...
From Blind Gossip:
She’s not a regular Mom. She’s a cool Mom! When her daughter has a gig, she doesn’t just show up and clap. She parties hard with her daughter’s friends until the wee hours of the morning. And when Mom’s partying, she and her mouth get totally out of control.
On a bender last week – and while her daughter was on the other side of the room – she regaled a large group of people with the most intimate and disgusting details ofher daughter’s sexual conquests....
Oh my goodness, I really don't have to say this again, do I? Honestly? Ok, fine, I love Adele. I love her music, I love her personality, and I love her beautiful face. She can never do anything wrong, for she is the definition of perfection. I love her.
But you know what else I love? I love to laugh. I'd say that could be my very favorite thing to do. So it makes sense that when two of the most wonderful things in the world to me, laughter and Adele, come together, it pleases me grea...
Of course those lovable guidos and guidettes are happy for Snooki! Why wouldn't they be? She's having a baby! What could possibly be wrong with that?
First, Pauly D spoke up about how excited he is for Snooki's new arrival:
"Crazy! I'm real excited," Pauly told MTV News about his pal's impending motherhood. "You want to know why? I love babies! I love everything about them, when they're not yours. So I'll take care of it, spoil it and then when it's crying, give it back to Snooki."
It seems th...
The whole story is pretty much up there in the headline, but let me just flesh it out a little so we can enjoy it a bit more. Debbie Harry is the frontwoman of Blondie. She's a lady who enjoys fine wigs and Journey covers. She is also 66 years old. Lindsay Lohan on the other hand, is ... well, I'm sure you guys know all there is to know about Lindsay, who is, by the way, 25 years old. Really.
Here's the story of how it happened:
Photographers were camped outside the Mercer Hotel in ...
Way back last April, Ke$ha did an ad for PETA to speak out against the clubbing of poor little baby seals. As usual, everyone was either all "ugh, PETA" or "yay, PETA," but that meant that no one really got the point. The point was that underneath all that glitter and semen, Ke$ha really has a heart of gold. And as you can see by the new video she did with the Humane Society, that heart of gold is still shining on.
Because I enjoy it and it's an easy way to start a discussion, I'm going to provide a list of comments and questions for your perusal:
- I'm not super familiar with the clubbing of seals, so I'm not going to make any bold statements. I know that people have clubbed seals in the past, and that's sad, but I've read that the clubbing of seals is actually illegal, or if not illegal, then it's very very rarely done. What's up with this, please?
- And why just baby seals? Is there an age limit of clubbable seals? I'm really not trying to make a joke, I'm just curious.
- Speaking of baby seals, BABY SEALS. How adorable is this video? You know, besides all the parts about the baby seals dying, and that one weird shot of some dude running up to a seal and raising a club over his head.
- What's with Ke$ha's voice? Judging by that flatness, she really doesn't seem too concerned about the baby seals, does she? She was able to convey much, much more passion when she was commenting on the fabled buffet of dicks than when she speaks about the deaths of animals she cares about. That's weird, huh?
- But really, these seals are so, so incredibly precious. I can't even with this, it's too much.
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Way back last April, Ke$ha did an ad for PETA to speak out against the clubbing of poor little baby seals. As usual, everyone was either all "ugh, PETA" or "yay, PETA," but that meant that no one really got the point. The point was that underneath all that glitter and semen, Ke$ha really has a heart of gold. And as you can see by the new video she did with the Humane Society, that heart of gold is still shining on.
Because I enjoy it and it's an easy way to start a discussion, I'm going to provide a list o...
A couple of days ago, Sarah shared with you a lovely little quote that Kirk Cameron gave about gay marriage. Do you remember it? Here, let me refresh your memory and show you exactly what Kirk said:
“[Gay marriage is] detrimental, and ultimately destructive to so many of the foundations of civilization. … Marriage is almost as old as dirt, and it was defined in the garden between Adam and Eve. One man, one woman for life till death do you part.”
Sarah referred to Kirk's homophobic w...
Aww, you guys, look at that adorable child! Those sweet jeans, that badass guitar! Any ideas on who that could be?
Really, this shouldn't be that hard, just think about it for a minute. She's obviously a talented musician, and judging by the way I'm talking about her, it should also be obvious that I like her. Can you think of any redheaded ladies who used to be cute babies and who are now involved in the music world that I enjoy? Anyone?
Take a guess, and then let's see if you got ...
Let's just get this awful news over with as quickly and painlessly as possible, all right?
Jason Segel was the man who got The Muppets back into theaters after a 12-year gap. The actor and co-writer of the film has been an avid Muppets fan since childhood, and if ever there was a “Muppets advocate,” it would be Segel.
That’s why it comes as a surprise that Segel will not be co-writing the next Muppets film, as Vulture first reported a few days ago. The actor confirmed the news to T...
I know there was that rumor that you just traded in a bunch of your wedding presents to get some neat Rolexes, but that wasn't true, was it, Kim Kardashian? You couldn't really do that! You certainly returned them all after your 72 day marriage, because that would be the right thing to do, wouldn't it? Especially since the gifts were so pricey, and, uh, you were only married for 72 days. No, I'm sure all the rumors were wrong, and you totally returned each and every one of those gifts.
...
Well, this is unfortunate. Remember when I showed you guys those pictures of that absolutely gorgeous house that Adele just bought? Refresher: I spent the majority of the post talking about my pet rat that got loose in the bathroom (by the way, she's been retrieved, and she's only escaped two more times since then). Now you remember, right? Yeah, so it turns out that Adele isn't so much a fan of her beautiful new home because she thinks it might be haunted:
Singer Adele is refusing to sleep in her new m...
Emma Stone, my darling! It's been far too long since I last sang your praises, but do not worry, my dear, because my love has not faded at all. I still while away the hours admiring your heartbreaking beauty, and my soul still yearns for yours. My love for you shall never disappear, dear Emma, for it is a constant thing that lives in me, and after my last breath, after my body decays and I am no longer part of the physical world, my love for you will be a part of the universe. I will leave m...
From Blind Gossip:
She’s not a regular Mom. She’s a cool Mom! When her daughter has a gig, she doesn’t just show up and clap. She parties hard with her daughter’s friends until the wee hours of the morning. And when Mom’s partying, she and her mouth get totally out of control.
On a bender last week – and while her daughter was on the other side of the room – she regaled a large group of people with the most intimate and disgusting details ofher daughter’s sexual conquests....
Oh my goodness, I really don't have to say this again, do I? Honestly? Ok, fine, I love Adele. I love her music, I love her personality, and I love her beautiful face. She can never do anything wrong, for she is the definition of perfection. I love her.
But you know what else I love? I love to laugh. I'd say that could be my very favorite thing to do. So it makes sense that when two of the most wonderful things in the world to me, laughter and Adele, come together, it pleases me grea...
Of course those lovable guidos and guidettes are happy for Snooki! Why wouldn't they be? She's having a baby! What could possibly be wrong with that?
First, Pauly D spoke up about how excited he is for Snooki's new arrival:
"Crazy! I'm real excited," Pauly told MTV News about his pal's impending motherhood. "You want to know why? I love babies! I love everything about them, when they're not yours. So I'll take care of it, spoil it and then when it's crying, give it back to Snooki."
It seems th...
The whole story is pretty much up there in the headline, but let me just flesh it out a little so we can enjoy it a bit more. Debbie Harry is the frontwoman of Blondie. She's a lady who enjoys fine wigs and Journey covers. She is also 66 years old. Lindsay Lohan on the other hand, is ... well, I'm sure you guys know all there is to know about Lindsay, who is, by the way, 25 years old. Really.
Here's the story of how it happened:
Photographers were camped outside the Mercer Hotel in ...
A couple of days ago, Sarah shared with you a lovely little quote that Kirk Cameron gave about gay marriage. Do you remember it? Here, let me refresh your memory and show you exactly what Kirk said:
“[Gay marriage is] detrimental, and ultimately destructive to so many of the foundations of civilization. … Marriage is almost as old as dirt, and it was defined in the garden between Adam and Eve. One man, one woman for life till death do you part.”
Sarah referred to Kirk's homophobic w...
Aww, you guys, look at that adorable child! Those sweet jeans, that badass guitar! Any ideas on who that could be?
Really, this shouldn't be that hard, just think about it for a minute. She's obviously a talented musician, and judging by the way I'm talking about her, it should also be obvious that I like her. Can you think of any redheaded ladies who used to be cute babies and who are now involved in the music world that I enjoy? Anyone?
Take a guess, and then let's see if you got ...
Let's just get this awful news over with as quickly and painlessly as possible, all right?
Jason Segel was the man who got The Muppets back into theaters after a 12-year gap. The actor and co-writer of the film has been an avid Muppets fan since childhood, and if ever there was a “Muppets advocate,” it would be Segel.
That’s why it comes as a surprise that Segel will not be co-writing the next Muppets film, as Vulture first reported a few days ago. The actor confirmed the news to T...
I know there was that rumor that you just traded in a bunch of your wedding presents to get some neat Rolexes, but that wasn't true, was it, Kim Kardashian? You couldn't really do that! You certainly returned them all after your 72 day marriage, because that would be the right thing to do, wouldn't it? Especially since the gifts were so pricey, and, uh, you were only married for 72 days. No, I'm sure all the rumors were wrong, and you totally returned each and every one of those gifts.
...
Well, this is unfortunate. Remember when I showed you guys those pictures of that absolutely gorgeous house that Adele just bought? Refresher: I spent the majority of the post talking about my pet rat that got loose in the bathroom (by the way, she's been retrieved, and she's only escaped two more times since then). Now you remember, right? Yeah, so it turns out that Adele isn't so much a fan of her beautiful new home because she thinks it might be haunted:
Singer Adele is refusing to sleep in her new m...