Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Look, The Hunger Games Premiere!

A photo of Josh Hutcherson, Jennifer Lawrence, and Liam Hemsworth Um, so, I still haven't read The Hunger Games yet, but I will, I promise! So many people whose opinions I respect, including several of you, have told me that I absolutely have to read these books, and I will, but I just haven't had a chance yet, ok? Since I haven't read the books, and since this movie isn't exactly packed with highly recognizable stars, I have no idea who many of these people are, and I'm sorry about that. I do know that Jennifer Lawrence is the star of the film, and that ...

Kim Kardashian Responds to Jon Hamm

A photo of Kim Kardashian Earlier this morning, I shared with you guys a little quote from Jon Hamm. Do you remember it? Here, let me refresh your memory: “Whether it’s Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated. Being a f*cking idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture because you’re rewarded significantly.” Zing! Consider Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton sufferers of third degree burns. Except not really, because apparently Kim is so like "whatever" about the whole th...

Julia Roberts’ Kids Don’t Like Her Acting

A photo of Julia Roberts From The Daily Express: As one of the most famous actresses in the world, it may come as a surprise that Julia Roberts’s three children appear to be the biggest critics of her thespian skills. Julia has three children, twins hazel and Phinnaeus, seven, and Henry, four, with husband Daniel Moder and admits there is no luvvie behaviour in her house. “They hate me acting at home,” says the 44-year-old. “I read to them at bedtime and they’re just like, ‘Can you stop doing that? Stop...

Quotables: Jon Hamm Isn’t A Fan of The Kardashians

A photo of Jon Hamm "Whether it's Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated. Being a f*cking idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture because you're rewarded significantly." And that's Jon Hamm telling the God's honest truth. I know we don't really talk about Jon Hamm all that often around here, but you know who we do talk about pretty regularly? Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton. The thing is though that this is a gossip blog, and we pay our bills by telling you guys a...

Scott Disick Schools Khloe Kardashian

A photo of Khloe Kardashian and Scott Disick This is really bizarre, ok? Are you ready for it? Khloe Kardashian and Scott Disick had a minor spat on Khloe's radio show in Dallas. That's nothing new, of course. What is new, however, is that I am taking Scott's side. Crazy, right? Just check out what went down: Khloe Kardashian is a fan favorite, but she may have lost herself some followers when she used a gay slur during her March 8 “Mix Up w/ Khloe Kardashian Odom” radio show! Khloe, 27, said the word on her program “Mix Up w/ ...

Aww, Dick Van Dyke Got Married!

A photo of Dick Van Dyke and Arlene Silver Man, love sure has been in the air lately, huh? It seems like everywhere you turn, people are getting married and having babies and initiating long overdue breakups. I think the universe is doing a bit of catching up when it comes to romance, and lucky for the always adorable Dick Van Dyke, the universe had his back. From Rumor Fix: RumorFix has learned exclusively that Hollywood legend Dick Van Dyke, 86, married to his makeup artist on Leap Day. The Mary Poppins star tells RumorFix he met 40-year-old Arlene Silver six years ago at the SAG Awards, “I ...

Heidi Klum Talks About Why She Won’t Talk About Her Divorce

A photo of Heidi Klum One of my favorite things about celebrities is how often they make announcements about making announcements. Probably my favorite example of this is that time that crazy Michael Lohan chose to make a statement saying that he would no longer be making statements about Lindsay, but Seal did this too, remember? He made his own statement to talk about why he keeps talking about his and Heidi's divorce. It's crazy to me, but it always cracks me up. Heidi, however, has obviously decided to take...

Courtney Stodden’s Got A Classy New Website!

A photo of Courtney Stodden LOL, no, not really. I'm sorry. Well, Courtney Stodden does have a new website, but it's not classy. In no way is it classy. You guys didn't think it was classy, did you? But anyway, back to Courtney's new site. It's still in the process of coming together, but it's going to be fantastic, really, you can just tell. There's a boutique section, and while nothing's there yet, the site assures you that it is "busy getting the hottest posters and pics ready for you." I know most of us have dre...

Snooki Looks So Happy!

A photo of Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi No, I'm just joshin' you, Snooki has actually been looking kind of miserable for a while. Even before her pregnancy and engagement were confirmed, I'd been keeping an eye on our photo agency's pictures of her, because seriously, look at her. Where's that smile? Where's that bubbly girl we're all so used to seeing? Oh my gosh, you guys, I just had a thought. What if Snooki is like Bella in Breaking Dawn, and her fetus is killing her from the inside because it's the product of some kind of unnatural union? What if Snook...

Rihanna’s Dad Thinks Chris Brown Is A “Nice Guy”

A photo of Rihanna Ok, I'm going to kick things off by making a list of people who need to stop sucking Chris Brown's dick: - Rihanna - Karreuche - Everyone else in the whole entire world To reiterate, if you fall into one of those categories on the list above, then you need to stop any and all lust, appreciation, or admiration for Chris Brown. Does everyone understand? I hope this handy little list will help anyone who has any confusion as to whether or not they should still give Chris Brown their ...

Amanda Bynes Is Too Good for Traffic Tickets

A photo of Amanda Bynes I had this friend once who was a horrible driver. Like, seriously, I have no idea how she got her license. She would speed constantly, talk on her phone constantly, and make me feel like I was going to die constantly. Once she rear-ended a car because her phone was ringing and she was too busy looking for it to watch the road, and once she got a ticket because she cut off a bunch of cars without using her turn signal when she made a quick decision that she wanted to get some ice cream. B...