Let’s do a mental exercise together, all right? Ok, I want you to start breathing slowly and deeply, in through your nose, out through your mouth. Relax your whole body. Go over every single body part, recognize the tension in it, and then release it. Keep breathing. Now think about everything in your life that upsets you, think about all your responsibilities and every single bothersome thing in your life, and just let all that go. Let it gently slip away. With all that tension gone, you...
Oh God, what's the arrest warrant for? For being too adorable while riding a bicycle and wearing a jaunty little hat? For crimes against humanity via fashion? Oh no, it's not heroin, is it?
No, it's none of those things. There's a warrant out for Russell Brand because of that time he threw some dude's phone through a window. Scandalous.
Ok, here's the original story. See, Russell was hanging out in New Orleans, probably hooking up with ladies and doing yoga, when out popped a har...
But really, what a surprise, huh? The last I remember, Charlize Theron was talking shit about grown women wearing Hello Kitty fashion, and now she's the mother of a little baby boy named Jackson. Crazy.
From Us Weekly:
Charlize Theron is now a mom!
A rep for the Oscar-winning actress, 36, tells Us Weekly in a Wednesday statement:
"Charlize Theron has adopted a child. She is the proud mom of a healthy baby boy named Jackson."
According to a source close to the single Young Adult star, little Jackson was...
Normally when we do the Love It or Leave It posts, we're talking about some questionable fashion. Also, normally I find Matthew Broderick to be pretty damn adorable. But you guys, listen: today is not normal. I can't stress that enough. We're not loving or leaving the clothes on anyone's body, and Matthew Broderick is most definitely not adorable.
Look at that thing on his face! Why? Why does that need to be there? That looks like the mustache of all the poor late bloomers you went to high school with, ...
In other news, I'm fairly certain that that was the best headline I've ever had the pleasure of writing.
But back to the main story, which, of course, is that well-known crazy bitch, Courtney Love, does in fact believe that Kermit the Frog, as well as the rest of his lovable Muppets, are actually rapists. Really.
From TMZ:
Courtney Love believes Kermit the Frog and his gang of Muppet friends "raped" the memory of her late husband Kurt Cobain -- by bastardizing Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit" in their 2011 m...
From The Sun:
Madonna has confessed to The Sun she feels her "head is going to explode" from the stress of being a single mum after her divorce from Guy Ritchie.
The pop queen bared her soul in a world exclusive interview as she declared: "I'm not going to lie — it's hard work having four kids and doing all the work I do."
Her headaches over Lourdes, 15, Rocco, 12, David, six, and Mercy, five, are just the same as any divorcee holding down a job, according to the multi-millionairess. ...
I find Jessica Biel fascinating. I like to listen to every word she says, and I enjoy seeing new pictures of her. But then again, there was this guy I went to school with who would spend the whole day in the cafeteria, drinking Mr. Pibbs and watching anime at maximum volume on his laptop, and I found him fascinating too, so I'm not entirely sure that's a compliment.
The thing is, Loud Anime Guy doesn't do big interviews with widely distributed magazines, so I can't talk about him all the time like I can with Jessica Biel, and don't think that doesn't devastate me, because it doe...
No joke, Lindsay Lohan actually hit a person with her car while leaving a club last night, and then she drove off. She just left. You're not surprised, are you? No one's surprised.
From TMZ:
Lindsay Lohan struck someone while driving away from a club, and then fled the scene ... TMZ has learned.
Lindsay was in her new Porsche when she left the Sayers Club in Hollywood at just after midnight Wednesday.
We're told she was driving out of the parking lot when she was blocked by paparazzi and bystanders around the nearby Hookah Lounge.
Lindsay made contact with t...
Rihanna has never been that great at dressing herself. It took me about three seconds to think of five seriously horrendous ensembles that this girl has worn, does that say anything?
But this right here? This double denim shit and the fanny pack? It's a slap in the face, it truly is. I mean, she's wearing a fanny pack with gold dollar signs. She's actually wearing that. Why? What does it all mean? Am I missing something? Is Rihanna on the cutting edge of fashion? Does she know something that I don't know? Is s...
From Blind Gossip:
Add one more celebrity pregnancy to the list! This one is a surprise because their relationship was designed to be just a PR set up. They were scheduled to break up later this year. But they wound up becoming friends with benefits, and before you know it, she wound up pregnant. Although they definitely do not love each other, both care very much about their public image (which is why they were in a faux relationship in the first place). If they keep the baby, there will b...
Look at Taylor Swift up there, frolicking on the beach, looking so happy and carefree, without a care in the world! Why does she look so happy? Because she really doesn't have a care in the world. Because Taylor Swift made almost 36 million dollars last year. Just think about that for a moment, how much money that is. Can you even fathom it? Do you need a little help? Ok, that's more money than Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, and Adele made last year. Combined.
From MTV:
Lady Gaga, Katy ...
Over a month ago, Karl Lagerfeld made a bitchy little comment about Adele. He said that she "has a beautiful face and a divine voice," but "she is a little too fat." It was pretty stupid, but he apologized and then Margaret Cho thoroughly and beautifully ripped him apart for it. It still wasn't a cool thing to say, but it seemed like the case was closed, you know?
But hey: it's not. Madonna wants to throw in her two cents. She wants the world to know that she too has fallen under the spell of Adele, and that she most certainly has ...
Let’s do a mental exercise together, all right? Ok, I want you to start breathing slowly and deeply, in through your nose, out through your mouth. Relax your whole body. Go over every single body part, recognize the tension in it, and then release it. Keep breathing. Now think about everything in your life that upsets you, think about all your responsibilities and every single bothersome thing in your life, and just let all that go. Let it gently slip away. With all that tension gone, you...
Oh God, what's the arrest warrant for? For being too adorable while riding a bicycle and wearing a jaunty little hat? For crimes against humanity via fashion? Oh no, it's not heroin, is it?
No, it's none of those things. There's a warrant out for Russell Brand because of that time he threw some dude's phone through a window. Scandalous.
Ok, here's the original story. See, Russell was hanging out in New Orleans, probably hooking up with ladies and doing yoga, when out popped a har...
But really, what a surprise, huh? The last I remember, Charlize Theron was talking shit about grown women wearing Hello Kitty fashion, and now she's the mother of a little baby boy named Jackson. Crazy.
From Us Weekly:
Charlize Theron is now a mom!
A rep for the Oscar-winning actress, 36, tells Us Weekly in a Wednesday statement:
"Charlize Theron has adopted a child. She is the proud mom of a healthy baby boy named Jackson."
According to a source close to the single Young Adult star, little Jackson was...
Normally when we do the Love It or Leave It posts, we're talking about some questionable fashion. Also, normally I find Matthew Broderick to be pretty damn adorable. But you guys, listen: today is not normal. I can't stress that enough. We're not loving or leaving the clothes on anyone's body, and Matthew Broderick is most definitely not adorable.
Look at that thing on his face! Why? Why does that need to be there? That looks like the mustache of all the poor late bloomers you went to high school with, ...
In other news, I'm fairly certain that that was the best headline I've ever had the pleasure of writing.
But back to the main story, which, of course, is that well-known crazy bitch, Courtney Love, does in fact believe that Kermit the Frog, as well as the rest of his lovable Muppets, are actually rapists. Really.
From TMZ:
Courtney Love believes Kermit the Frog and his gang of Muppet friends "raped" the memory of her late husband Kurt Cobain -- by bastardizing Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit" in their 2011 m...
From The Sun:
Madonna has confessed to The Sun she feels her "head is going to explode" from the stress of being a single mum after her divorce from Guy Ritchie.
The pop queen bared her soul in a world exclusive interview as she declared: "I'm not going to lie — it's hard work having four kids and doing all the work I do."
Her headaches over Lourdes, 15, Rocco, 12, David, six, and Mercy, five, are just the same as any divorcee holding down a job, according to the multi-millionairess. ...
I find Jessica Biel fascinating. I like to listen to every word she says, and I enjoy seeing new pictures of her. But then again, there was this guy I went to school with who would spend the whole day in the cafeteria, drinking Mr. Pibbs and watching anime at maximum volume on his laptop, and I found him fascinating too, so I'm not entirely sure that's a compliment.
The thing is, Loud Anime Guy doesn't do big interviews with widely distributed magazines, so I can't talk about him all the time like I can with Jessica Biel, and don't think that doesn't devastate me, because it doe...
No joke, Lindsay Lohan actually hit a person with her car while leaving a club last night, and then she drove off. She just left. You're not surprised, are you? No one's surprised.
From TMZ:
Lindsay Lohan struck someone while driving away from a club, and then fled the scene ... TMZ has learned.
Lindsay was in her new Porsche when she left the Sayers Club in Hollywood at just after midnight Wednesday.
We're told she was driving out of the parking lot when she was blocked by paparazzi and bystanders around the nearby Hookah Lounge.
Lindsay made contact with t...
Rihanna has never been that great at dressing herself. It took me about three seconds to think of five seriously horrendous ensembles that this girl has worn, does that say anything?
But this right here? This double denim shit and the fanny pack? It's a slap in the face, it truly is. I mean, she's wearing a fanny pack with gold dollar signs. She's actually wearing that. Why? What does it all mean? Am I missing something? Is Rihanna on the cutting edge of fashion? Does she know something that I don't know? Is s...
From Blind Gossip:
Add one more celebrity pregnancy to the list! This one is a surprise because their relationship was designed to be just a PR set up. They were scheduled to break up later this year. But they wound up becoming friends with benefits, and before you know it, she wound up pregnant. Although they definitely do not love each other, both care very much about their public image (which is why they were in a faux relationship in the first place). If they keep the baby, there will b...
Look at Taylor Swift up there, frolicking on the beach, looking so happy and carefree, without a care in the world! Why does she look so happy? Because she really doesn't have a care in the world. Because Taylor Swift made almost 36 million dollars last year. Just think about that for a moment, how much money that is. Can you even fathom it? Do you need a little help? Ok, that's more money than Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, and Adele made last year. Combined.
From MTV:
Lady Gaga, Katy ...
Over a month ago, Karl Lagerfeld made a bitchy little comment about Adele. He said that she "has a beautiful face and a divine voice," but "she is a little too fat." It was pretty stupid, but he apologized and then Margaret Cho thoroughly and beautifully ripped him apart for it. It still wasn't a cool thing to say, but it seemed like the case was closed, you know?
But hey: it's not. Madonna wants to throw in her two cents. She wants the world to know that she too has fallen under the spell of Adele, and that she most certainly has ...