But real quick, look how sad she looks again! For as happy as she seems to be, you'd think she'd be able to smile more than three times (I counted) in the dozens and dozens of pictures of her that have been taken since she realized she was pregnant. I realize that some people always look like a bitch, but I really didn't think that our Snooki was one of those people.
Snooki's currently in Cancun with J Woww, where a plethora of sad face pictures were taken. The absolute saddest though?
Yes, that's Snook...
Poor, poor Rihanna. It makes me super sad that even though she rich and beautiful, and even though she has countless people throwing themselves at her, and even though she has the world at her feet, she can't even gain a measly little bit of weight!
From Us Weekly:
On Thursday, Rihanna, 24, admitted to RyanSeacrest on his KIIS-FM radio show that her diet went out the window while promoting her fifth album Loud on tour last year. In August, the pop princess was noticeably plumper -- sporting a red sequin bikini -- as she participated Kadooment Day parade in her hometow...
Great! If they both want an annulment, then things should go pretty smoothly, right? It should be no time at all before Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are able to move on with their lives as if they had never been married at all! How convenient!
LOL, you guys, you know things aren't going to go smoothly at all. You know how annulment works, right? In order to get one, you have to prove that something was wrong with the marriage from the get-go, like you were forced to get married or you marri...
Do you dye your hair white? Do you practice looking as surly as possible? Do you set aside approximately four hours to think of shitty and obnoxious things to say about other people? I NEED TO KNOW.
Luckily, Karl Lagerfeld has, for whatever reason, disclosed his entire day's schedule with Harper's Bazaar. I don't understand why he did it, and I don't understand why it was published, and I'm not going to pretend to understand it. All I need to do is accept this for the precious gift that it is, and then share it with you in the hopes that it will tickle some of you as much...
Oh, to be young and in love! How sweet it is to feel the gentle kiss and tender embrace of your lover! How wonderfully, beautifully freeing it is to meet your soulmate! Who's also your brother. Oh, wait.
Yes, we're still talking about Bobbi Kristina and her blooming relationship with her adopted brother, Nick Gordon. And why wouldn't we be? As you can see in that picture up there, Bobbi Kristina is sporting a rather large diamond on That Finger, and as you're about to hear from me, it's because she's getting married....
And yes, I went all the way back to July of last year to find a good photo of Leo looking like he needed a good scrubbing. What of it?
Ok, here's the story. Leonardo DiCaprio has a new girlfriend. She's a Victoria's Secret model (surprise!) named Erin Heatherton, who is gorgeous and also enjoys bathing frequently. Leonardo DiCapro, on the other hand, is not a Victoria's Secret model who is ok looking and would rather just not when it comes to taking a shower. You can see where the issues would ...
Yeah, as you can see, Russell Brand did end up getting arrested for grabbing a dude's phone and throwing it through a window on Monday. He actually moseyed on down to the police station himself, which was a sweet thing to do. And of course, he's already posted bail and gotten out, and he's already paid for the window he broke in his little temper tantrum, which is also sweet. What a nice, admirable little tale of jail time, right? It could have been so, so much worse.
But man, take a ...
If you'll recall, a few days ago Ashley Judd made an appearance on a show in Canada. Normally, it wouldn't have been a terribly big deal, since she's Ashley Judd and not someone with that terribly handy talent of being stupid for a living, but it was a big deal. It was a big deal because Ashley Judd looked pretty much nothing like Ashley Judd.
Some people thought that Ashley's puffy face was due to weight gain, some people thought it was a puffiness due to alcohol abuse. The big guess, however, was that the lady had had some work done on her face, and that work di...
A few days ago, back when I showed you the photos from the premiere of Hunger Games, I mentioned that Jennifer Lawrence, the star of the film, "seems to be a pretty awesome lady." But, as I said, that was a few days ago, and we all know that a lot can change in a few days. See, now I know that Jennifer Lawrence is an awesome lady. See how that works?
But what's changed? We'll talk about the main reason in a moment, but a pretty big reason is that I've been reading a few interviews with J...
Well, this is a tricky situation. Over the weekend, Sarah told you guys about how Whitney Houston's daughter, Bobbi Kristina, had a new boyfriend, and how the new boyfriend just happened to be Nick Gordon, the kid that Whitney brought into her home and raised as her own son for the past ten years. The kid that Whitney called her son, and that Bobbi Kristina called her brother, and that Bobbi Kristina is now sleeping with. You got all that?
So now here's Nick Gordon's denial:
Nick Gord...
I know, I know, I'm extremely tardy to the Jon Hamm party. I realize that, and if you don't think that upsets me, then you're dead wrong. I still haven't watched a single episode of Mad Men, but I will soon (maybe), and I did see him in Bridesmaids, of course, where his performance shouldn't be overlooked. I've also seen him work some magic in a handful of interviews, and that's where my call for love comes from today. Can you dig it?
From Playboy:
On outdoor sex: In the era of TMZ, I don’t think outdoor sex is a particularly good idea. It’s one of t...
But real quick, look how sad she looks again! For as happy as she seems to be, you'd think she'd be able to smile more than three times (I counted) in the dozens and dozens of pictures of her that have been taken since she realized she was pregnant. I realize that some people always look like a bitch, but I really didn't think that our Snooki was one of those people.
Snooki's currently in Cancun with J Woww, where a plethora of sad face pictures were taken. The absolute saddest though?
Yes, that's Snook...
Poor, poor Rihanna. It makes me super sad that even though she rich and beautiful, and even though she has countless people throwing themselves at her, and even though she has the world at her feet, she can't even gain a measly little bit of weight!
From Us Weekly:
On Thursday, Rihanna, 24, admitted to RyanSeacrest on his KIIS-FM radio show that her diet went out the window while promoting her fifth album Loud on tour last year. In August, the pop princess was noticeably plumper -- sporting a red sequin bikini -- as she participated Kadooment Day parade in her hometow...
Great! If they both want an annulment, then things should go pretty smoothly, right? It should be no time at all before Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are able to move on with their lives as if they had never been married at all! How convenient!
LOL, you guys, you know things aren't going to go smoothly at all. You know how annulment works, right? In order to get one, you have to prove that something was wrong with the marriage from the get-go, like you were forced to get married or you marri...
Do you dye your hair white? Do you practice looking as surly as possible? Do you set aside approximately four hours to think of shitty and obnoxious things to say about other people? I NEED TO KNOW.
Luckily, Karl Lagerfeld has, for whatever reason, disclosed his entire day's schedule with Harper's Bazaar. I don't understand why he did it, and I don't understand why it was published, and I'm not going to pretend to understand it. All I need to do is accept this for the precious gift that it is, and then share it with you in the hopes that it will tickle some of you as much...
Oh, to be young and in love! How sweet it is to feel the gentle kiss and tender embrace of your lover! How wonderfully, beautifully freeing it is to meet your soulmate! Who's also your brother. Oh, wait.
Yes, we're still talking about Bobbi Kristina and her blooming relationship with her adopted brother, Nick Gordon. And why wouldn't we be? As you can see in that picture up there, Bobbi Kristina is sporting a rather large diamond on That Finger, and as you're about to hear from me, it's because she's getting married....
And yes, I went all the way back to July of last year to find a good photo of Leo looking like he needed a good scrubbing. What of it?
Ok, here's the story. Leonardo DiCaprio has a new girlfriend. She's a Victoria's Secret model (surprise!) named Erin Heatherton, who is gorgeous and also enjoys bathing frequently. Leonardo DiCapro, on the other hand, is not a Victoria's Secret model who is ok looking and would rather just not when it comes to taking a shower. You can see where the issues would ...
Yeah, as you can see, Russell Brand did end up getting arrested for grabbing a dude's phone and throwing it through a window on Monday. He actually moseyed on down to the police station himself, which was a sweet thing to do. And of course, he's already posted bail and gotten out, and he's already paid for the window he broke in his little temper tantrum, which is also sweet. What a nice, admirable little tale of jail time, right? It could have been so, so much worse.
But man, take a ...
If you'll recall, a few days ago Ashley Judd made an appearance on a show in Canada. Normally, it wouldn't have been a terribly big deal, since she's Ashley Judd and not someone with that terribly handy talent of being stupid for a living, but it was a big deal. It was a big deal because Ashley Judd looked pretty much nothing like Ashley Judd.
Some people thought that Ashley's puffy face was due to weight gain, some people thought it was a puffiness due to alcohol abuse. The big guess, however, was that the lady had had some work done on her face, and that work di...
A few days ago, back when I showed you the photos from the premiere of Hunger Games, I mentioned that Jennifer Lawrence, the star of the film, "seems to be a pretty awesome lady." But, as I said, that was a few days ago, and we all know that a lot can change in a few days. See, now I know that Jennifer Lawrence is an awesome lady. See how that works?
But what's changed? We'll talk about the main reason in a moment, but a pretty big reason is that I've been reading a few interviews with J...
Well, this is a tricky situation. Over the weekend, Sarah told you guys about how Whitney Houston's daughter, Bobbi Kristina, had a new boyfriend, and how the new boyfriend just happened to be Nick Gordon, the kid that Whitney brought into her home and raised as her own son for the past ten years. The kid that Whitney called her son, and that Bobbi Kristina called her brother, and that Bobbi Kristina is now sleeping with. You got all that?
So now here's Nick Gordon's denial:
Nick Gord...
I know, I know, I'm extremely tardy to the Jon Hamm party. I realize that, and if you don't think that upsets me, then you're dead wrong. I still haven't watched a single episode of Mad Men, but I will soon (maybe), and I did see him in Bridesmaids, of course, where his performance shouldn't be overlooked. I've also seen him work some magic in a handful of interviews, and that's where my call for love comes from today. Can you dig it?
From Playboy:
On outdoor sex: In the era of TMZ, I don’t think outdoor sex is a particularly good idea. It’s one of t...