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Quotables: Jon Hamm Is So Ignorant

A photo of Jon Hamm "I don't necessarily think of myself like the handsome guy. That's reserved for Brad Pitt and Ryan Reynolds and those guys. It's certainly nice when people say nice things about you, don't get me wrong. I guess I never really thought of myself that way. I just wanted to be a regular person and try to portray parts as varied as I could." - Jon Hamm breaks his streak of saying wonderful words by being too modest for his own good. First of all, Jon Hamm, shhhh. You're beautiful and perfect, a...

Watch This: The Most Adorable Adele Cover Yet!

Ok, everybody, listen up. I need you to stop whatever you're doing and watch this video right this instant. What is it that regular people do in the morning? Do you drink hot beverages and actually, like, put on real clothes and go out into the world? I'm not sure about the life you lead, but I am sure that it is imperative that you watch this video before you get your life started today. I promise you, it will be the difference between wishing you could have gotten a little more sleep, drea...

Adele Put Off A Record Deal So She Could Plan Her Birthday Party

A photo of Adele That photo of Adele is from about four years ago, back when she was just 19 years old*. That means the photo was taken just a year after Adele decided that her youth, her friends, and her 18th birthday party were more important than signing a record deal: Adele reportedly refused to sign a record deal because she was too busy planning her birthday party. The 'Someone Like You' singer wanted to celebrate her 18th birthday with a bash to remember and refused to let the offer of a contract get i...

Lady Gaga Claims That She’s Done Talking

A photo of Lady Gaga Ok, here's a rundown real quick, just in case you're new: I can't stand Lady Gaga. I hate pretty much everything she does. She gets on my last nerve. I waste a lot of time just wishing that she'd go away, or at least just stop being so ridiculous for a minute. And now here's the good news, ready? You might want to brace yourself, because it's really, truly excellent news. See, Lady Gaga did an interview with Oprah, and she made a big statement: “I have a couple of things that I do. The newest...

New BFF Alert: Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum

A photo of Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum I don't know what it is, but Jonah Hill sure has a knack for becoming the best of friends with the dudes he works with. First there was the epic tale of his undeniable romance with Brad Pitt after they worked on Moneyball together, and now there's the brand new, exciting bromance between Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum, who did the 21 Jump Street movie together. Seriously, it's very exciting. It involves nudity even: While appearing on Jimmy Kimmel Live Thursday, Channing Tatum confesse...

Aww, Jessica Simpson’s Baby Shower Was Yesterday!

A photo of Jessica Simpson I've never really had a reason to talk about this before, but listen, I love me some baby showers. And really, why wouldn't I? Baby showers are just little parties with lots of cake, except no one ever really feels the need to get belligerently drunk and pass out in the bathroom right after they lock the door and then cover the entire room with their own vomit like regular parties. There are also fun games that you can win, which I always love, and there's typically a focus on babies, which...

Lindsay Lohan Won’t Go Outside Until Her Probation Is Over

A photo of Lindsay Lohan After Lindsay Lohan's latest run-in with the law (stop hitting people with your car, Lindsay!), our girl's decided to stop taking chances. She's finally realized that she's unable to step outside of her home without getting into trouble, and so in order to avoid going back to jail, she's decided to just not do that. Yes, Lindsay is "putting herself on house arrest," at least for the rest of the month. From TMZ: Lindsay Lohan is done gambling with her freedom -- after another bout with troublejus...

Divorce Watch: Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon?

A photo of Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon Remember when Nick Cannon was dealing with all those health issues, and then he said that he had "like a lupus type of thing"? Well, it turns out that he actually does have lupus. He's been dealing with lupus nephritis, which, as far as I can tell, is a complication of, um, regular lupus, and it affects the kidneys, natch. Obviously, I don't know a whole lot about it, but it sounds pretty serious, and it probably means that Nick needs to slow down a bit and take some time to attend to his he...

Taylor Momsen Has Such A Bright Future!

A photo of Taylor Momsen You can tell by just looking at her! With those bright, lively eyes, that winning smile, and that charming personality that just can't help but warm your heart, it's so obvious that at the tender age of 18, Taylor Momsen has the world at her feet. But what does she plan to do with that world? According to Taylor herself, it sure as hell won't be acting. Here's what she had to say when asked if she was planning on returning to movies or television: "F*ck no! Never! I am done, done, done... It's good to finall...

Blind Item: Which Celebrity Is Secretly An Awesome Person?

I don't know about you guys, but I could personally use a good old fashioned heart warming moment. Something that can bring tears to my eyes by offering proof that not everyone in this world is a stone cold bitch. Something that can provide a little bit of light to carry me through my darkest hour. Do you get what I'm saying? I spent a hot minute trying to find such an uplifting piece of gossip when I came across this lovely little blind item: I thought I would tell you about one of the good...

Miley Cyrus Is Worried That Jennifer Lawrence Will Steal Her Man

A photo of Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus If I was Miley Cyrus, I'd probably be a little worried too. After all, her longtime beau, Liam Hemsworth, is about to become a star alongside Jennifer Lawrence in the Hunger Games movies. And, as I mentioned a couple of days ago, Jennifer Lawrence is pretty magnificent. And also Liam and Jennifer have been texting! How can Miley ever hold her head high in this town again?! From In Touch via Celebitchy: Miley Cyrus’ worst fear was becoming a harsh reality. While cudding up to her boyfriend of...

And Here We Have A Trailer for Katy Perry’s New Music Video

You guys, I can't even begin to tell you how many times I've sat down to watch a perfectly good music video without being able to watch the whole thing through because I was too blown away with information. "My God," I always say to myself. "This came completely out of nowhere! I had no idea what I was in for! If only someone could come up with a way to get the gist of the video that we could watch before the actual video, then life would be so much better! I would never have a problem wra...
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