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You Guys, Michelle Williams and Jason Segel Are in Love!

A photo of Michelle Williams and Jason Segel Doesn't this just fill your heart with so much happiness? Don't you just smile your face off at the thought of this lovely couple? Admittedly, I spend a lot of time perusing celebrity gossip, and I'm also definitely one of those people who can't help but smile when I see an old couple holding hands in the grocery store or a some lady loving on her baby or, uh, a dog or something, so I'm probably more likely to spend time squeeing over this whole thing than many people. But still, you have t...

Which Cast Members Are Leaving Saturday Night Live?

A photo of Kristen Wiig Ok, guys, this is not good news. You know how everyone always says that Saturday Night Live pretty much sucks these days? Well, it's about to get a lot worse. Do you recognize that lady up there in that picture? Sure you do, that's Kristen Wiig! She's extraordinarily funny, and I can't tell you how many times I've heard that she carries the whole show. If we had to pick a current star of the show, I'm sure there would be little debate that it's this lady. Yeah, she's gone: Two sources...

Rihanna Opens Up About Chris Brown

A photo of Rihanna How many times here lately have you thought to yourself "what the hell, Rihanna? What are you doing?" There's been all sorts of proof that she's letting Chris Brown back into her life, the most obvious being that awful song they did together. Of course it's her choice, however ridiculous we might think it is, but in this interview she did with Elle, she actually tries to clear up a lot of things about her relationship with Chris Brown, as well as some other things: On her breakup with Chris Brown: “It gav...

Rihanna Really Wants to Be in That Whitney Houston Biopic

A photo of Rihanna and Whitney Houston Remember back in February, about two seconds after Whitney Houston died, there was talk of a biopic starting up? Apparently the film was in talks before Whitney's passing, and we only just heard about it then because ... yeah, I'm not so sure I believe that this isn't a creepy move to capitalize on someone's death. But regardless of taste, this movie looks like it's happening, so we're going to talk about it, all right? When the story first came out, we heard that Rihanna and Jennifer Hudson were being considered for th...

Jennifer Lawrence Knows People Say She’s Fat, But She’s Like “Whatever”

A photo of Jennifer Lawrence Yeah, we're going to talk about that chunky broad, Jennifer Lawrence, again. Wide load coming through! I hope none of us have to rip out our eyeballs for seeing a woman who weighs over 95 pounds, but if you do have to, just give them to Jennifer Lawrence, she'll probably eat them. But seriously, this is still a thing. Over at Celebitchy, you can learn that some think that Jennifer Lawrence is "beefy." People are calling her "Fatniss Everdeen." I'm not making all this up. This is the same ...

Ashton Kutcher Pissed Off All The Country Singers

Understandable, right? When Ashton Kutcher showed up at the ACM awards, wearing that ridiculous hat and singing a George Strait song, it was pretty ridiculous. Why was he even there? Has anyone figured that out yet? Anyway, as a Southern girl, I was just a teensy bit offended, and I don't even like (new) country music. I don't even know if that's the right word, but I didn't think it was an appropriate thing to do. It's like one of those things where you can badmouth your own hometown or state or mom or whatever, but i...

Ryan Gosling Saved A Girl’s Life

A photo of Ryan Gosling I love Ryan Gosling and all, but sometimes he doesn't seem like a real person. He's an incredibly beautiful man who loves Disneyland and does ballet. He breaks up street fights. And now he rescues damsels in distress on the mean streets of New York. This story is from Twitter, but legitimate news sources are covering it, so I'm going to go ahead and say it actually happened. Here are the tweets from Laurie Penny, a journalist from London who happened to come into harm's way while Ryan Gosling was...

Hilary Duff Tweets The First Picture of Her Baby!

A photo of Hilary Duff Can I ask you guys a really serious question? Can babies ever not be adorable? I know there are different views on this, but on the real right now, I want to discuss this. Personally, I've seen babies who were a little more photogenic than others, and I've seen babies who almost unbearably adorable, but I've never been like "oh, that's an ugly baby." That just feels like a horrible thing to say, and I'm not sure why, but it makes me a little uncomfortable. All babies are precious. Becau...

Rock of Ages Is Going to Be The Best Movie We’ve Ever Seen

No, it really is. Do you remember when I showed you the first trailer back in December? It was a glorious piece of cinematic magic. Tom Cruise was elegant and graceful yet raw and powerful. The film itself could win every single award out there - the Oscars and the Grammys - based on the trailer alone. It was that amazing. But look! It's a brand new trailer! One filled with just as much magic and intrigue! Perhaps even a little more, because Tom Cruise sings a Bon Jovi song in this one. Really, he does. He prances around on stage without a shirt, with his flowing,...

But When Are We Getting New Music, Adele?

A photo of Adele Tonight, right, Adele? It'll be tonight. You'll surprise us all by releasing a totally free collection of 1,000 new songs that are all completely magical and moving, and that collection will have a bonus album of 100 covers of songs by singers like David Bowie and Britney Spears, and it will be everything we've ever dreamed of. That's it, isn't it? That's when we'll be getting your next album! ... No? It's not tonight? It's in roughly two years. Oh, no: Adele has told a French radio sta...

Quotables: Zac Efron Doesn’t Get What You See in Him

A photo of Zac Efron "I can't explain to you what it's like to be a heartthrob, [because] I don't think I am a heartthrob. I hate [that word]. I hate it. It follows you around, but you don't deserve it. It's like, 'Why?' I'm just me. I'm just Zac. Just Zac." - Heartthrob Zac Efron insists that he isn't a heartthrob. Oh, Zac. You say all the words you want, ok? If it makes you feel better, that's fine. You're not a heartthob, sweetie. You're not. You're just a beautiful man with a heart of gold and the voice of an angel, that's all. You can ...
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