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Amanda Bynes’ Dad Says That Amanda Bynes Was Not Drunk

A photo of Amanda Bynes Hey, remember last week when Amanda Bynes got totally wasted, hopped in her car, and then hit a police car? She was arrested and charged with a DUI, but thankfully, Amanda's dad has decided to speak up on the situation and let everyone know that his daughter WAS NOT DRUNK. She doesn't even drink, you guys. Total misunderstand on everyone's part. I'll let Mr. Bynes tell you all about in his own words: Amanda Bynes's dad is standing by his daughter, following her DUI arrest on Friday. "She ...

Guess the Celebrity: The Shoe Edition

Oh my goodness, you guys, these shoes! Look at all of them. Take a moment to really observe them. Is there a single pair that you would actually wear? I don't consider myself to be fashion forward, but I do love dressing up, and I'm a big fan of having fun with what you wear. For example, I found a pair of Dorothy's ruby red slippers from Wizard of Oz a couple of weeks ago at a thrift store, and I was thrilled. But this closet ... is there really not a single pair of flats? Are all these sh...

The 2gether Reunion Is On!

Oh, what a ride this has been. Way back in November, I told you guys all about the greatest boy band that ever was, 2gether, and how they were trying to get enough support from their fans to convince MTV to do a reunion. I mostly talked about it because it was so close to my heart and it made me feel good to do my part in getting the word out, but then you guys sort of shocked me by letting me know how much you love this band too. I shouldn't have been surprised - you always have such amazin...

Poor Jennifer Love Hewitt Is So Embarrassed

A photo of Jennifer Love Hewitt Oh, bless her heart. Remember when Jennifer Love Hewitt was on Ellen's talk show and made the announcement that she wouldn't mind hooking up with newly single Adam Levine? That was a little weird, huh? I felt like I could hear the entire world let out a sigh and an "oh, Jennifer," but she didn't even stop after the Ellen interview. No, she went on and told E! all about how she'd love to give Adam a massage. Seriously: "Put it out there," Hewitt told me last night at The Client List launch party when I asked about her maybe cr...

Bobbi Kristina Wants to Play Whitney in That Biopic

A photo of Bobbi Kristina and Whitney Houston Last week, I ranted about how it really looked like Rihanna was the first pick to play Whitney Houston in a biopic of the late singer. I said it then, and I'll said it again now, that that would be awful casting. Rihanna is not remotely in Whitney's league, performance wise, and it just doesn't make sense at all. But try this one on for size: what if it was Bobbi Kristina who played the role of Whitney? From TMZ: With reports Rihanna wants to play Whitney Houston should there ever be a biopic about t...

Love It or Leave It: Anne Hathaway’s New Hair!

A photo of Anne Hathaway Or I guess the headline should be "Love It or Leave It: Anne Hathaway's New Lack of Hair," because, as you can see in that picture, she pretty much chopped all of it off. For real this time. There's not really a great picture of Anne's haircut yet because in all these photos, she's trying to hide it, but here's a different angle at least: The reason it looks a little choppy is because the haircut was for the Les Miserables movie. If you haven't been paying attention, Anne is playing the rol...

Did You Hear About Drew Barrymore’s Baby Bump?

A photo of Drew Barrymore It's true! After some speculation a few weeks ago, it looks like Drew Barrymore definitely has something going on in her uterus, thanks to the help of her fiance. And I know what you're thinking: "Jeez, Emily, is that picture of Drew the one that features the alleged baby bump, really? Yeah, you can really tell, dumbass." And to that I say "BOOM, SIDE VIEW!" So I'm going to say that she's pregnant. If not, then she's been knocking back some beers, because those are the only two things...

Look, Jennifer Lopez Did A New Music Video!

Not only did Jennifer Lopez do a brand new music video, she did a brand new music video with her little baby boyfriend, Casper Smart. Two little bears just covering themselves in glitter and dirty dancing! Be sure to take note of a few things in this video, all right? First of all, I don't really use this term that often, but I think Jennifer Lopez is just bangin'. It is insane how gorgeous this lady is. I could watch her dance around in tights all day long and just be mesmerized by her beauty. Throw in...

I Love Rachel Dratch

A photo of Rachel Dratch I really, honestly love this lady. Rachel Dratch, former cast member of Saturday Night Live, current mother, and forever awesome person, is just amazing. She's always so funny in everything she does, and it makes me sad that she sort of just disappeared after SNL. Sure, she was on some episodes of 30 Rock, and she'll be playing the role of Copyright Office Clerk in a movie later this year, but she should have more. She should have her own television show and star in funny movies just like Tina Fe...

Jesse James: Still A Douchebag?

A photo of Jesse James It's been several months since we last spoke of Jesse James, former husband of Sandra Bullock, serial cheater, racist asshole, and author. The last time we spoke about this dick of all trades was when he was in a relationship with Kat Von D, which ended after he cheated on her with at least 19 women. That was last November, and I haven't really heard all that much about him since. Now we know that Jesse is going to appear on a Discovery Channel special called Jesse James: Outlaw Garage ...

Karl Lagerfeld Is Still Super Sorry About That Whole Adele Thing

A photo of Karl Lagerfeld Seriously, you guys, Karl Lagerfeld can't even believe it. It's been two months since he famously referred to our goddess, Adele, as "a little too fat," and he has just been beating himself up over it ever since, let me tell you. Like he just hangs out in his full length white nightgown all hours of the day, just moping around the house, listening to "Someone Like You" and weeping. It's bad. I know, I know, he already apologized and everything. He said that his original comment was taken out of context, that he...

Nadya Suleman Thinks She’s An Inspiration to Women

A photo of Nadya Suleman Last weekend, I told you guys about how Nadya Suleman, the infamous Octomom, is going on welfare. It was a story that stirred up some stuff: of course those fourteen kids need to be fed and provided for, but it's somewhat infuriating because she chose to have that many kids without any real thought as to how she would support them. She received several death threats, and it was a widely discussed story. It was so popular that Nadya went on The Today Show this morning to discuss the recent turn ...
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