Oh, hey there, nerds! How's it going? Great, I hope! Listen, I know you're probably getting all excited for The Avengers, and let's be real, it hasn't been more than a month since you sat down and watched an episode or 22 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. And that's ok. But you want to know what will make it even more ok?
Joss Whedon recently took the time to describe how a battle between Natasha Romanoff from The Avengers, also known as the Black Widow and played by Scarlett Johansson in th...
"Wow, that's awesome!" some of you are probably thinking. "What records is she breaking? Probably all of them, huh? She's probably already won all of next year's Grammys, and all the MTV music awards and probably those country music awards too, just because! Plus I reckon all twelve songs on the album are going to be in movies this year, and so she'll probably get twelve Oscar nominations too! At least twelve, more if she finally does a sequel to Swept Away!"
Aww, no, baby birds. That...
For a while now, I believe, Snooki has dark brown hair with red streaks. I liked it all right, I guess, though I do like her with a more natural color, and I liked it loads more than I like this blonde nonsense. I don't like this at all. There's just something about this hair that screams "trashy" to me. And I don't think that's just because it's Snooki, either.
But the color isn't all I want to talk about: I also want to talk about the fact that Snooki's pregnant and dying her hair. See, I'...