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What’s Happening to The Office?

I absolutely love The Office. It will always be very close to my heart. That being said, I did stop watching after Michael left. Well, to be fair, I think I did watch an episode or two after that, and a couple of months ago, I did watch half of the last season finale, but that's about it. I jsut couldn't do it. The Office without Steve Carell is like ... well, I don't know what it's like, because I didn't really watch it. Is it all right? But listen. As much as the show changed when Michael left, it loo...

Everybody’s Mad at Lady Gaga

A photo of Lady Gaga Lady Gaga! What did you do this time? Was it another shitty music video? Did you say something ridiculously pretentious again? What could it be? Oh, you tweeted about how pop stars don't eat? That's cool. From People: Lady Gaga has always stood for self-acceptance, encouraging her fans (a.k.a. her Little Monsters) to love themselves for who they are. She's even spoken out against "the dieting wars." So the pop star, 26, caused quite a stir when she Tweeted a message about not eating to h...

Watch This: Former Child Stars Hate Kirk Cameron, Too!

As I'm sure you remember, Kirk Cameron is not a fan of the gays. He basically thinks that they're all going to ruin our society, and that they'll be the end of our civilization. I think, and I don't want to put words in Kirk's mouth or anything, that he believes that if gay people are allowed to marry just like straight people, then dark clouds will permanently block the sun from the earth, and there will be earthquakes and floods and all sorts of natural disasters, and dragons that have lied dormant ...

Joel Madden Asked Nicole Richie to Marry Him Ten Times

A photo of Joel Madden and Nicole Richie I know, I know: Joel Madden and Nicole Richie, what is this, 2009? First of all, quit being such smart asses, you guys, and second of all, this is an interesting little story, so suck it up while I tell you about the epic tale of the romance between that one guy from Good Charlotte and Paris Hilton's former BFF. Here, I'll give you a brief timeline so you guys have everything in place for this story, all right? Joel and Nicole started dating in 2006, and they had their daughter, Harlow, ...

Marc Anthony Just Filed for Divorce from Jennifer Lopez … But Why?

A photo of Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez That seems really weird, right? All the way back in July of last year, Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez made a joint statement that said "we have decided to end our marriage." It wasn't a statement of "we're having a rough time in our relationship, so please give us some privacy," it was a statement of "yeah, this is over." I assumed that papers were filed soon after, if not before, that statement, and that we just never heard anything about the marriage being officially, legally over because why bother? ...

Jennifer Lawrence Talks About Katniss and Fashion

A photo of Jennifer Lawrence You guys. It's been two whole days since we last talked about Jennifer Lawrence. And I'm being completely sincere when I say that that is entirely unacceptable. It's ok, though, because we're getting back to what really matters: Jennifer Lawrence and her extreme loveliness. Today, it comes in the form of an interview she did with Hello magazine, courtesy of Celebitchy: Katniss is Joan d‘Arc: “This character Katniss, she’s a futuristic Joan of Arc, she’s a symbol for hope, she’s a hero ...

Why Are You Even Asking Questions About Rihanna’s Personal Life?

A photo of Rihanna Right now, Rihanna is in Australia, promoting Battleship, her very first movie, which is based on the game Battleship. I'm sure it will do well in the box office, just like I'm sure that Rihanna is giving tons of charming and classy interviews to represent it. Oh, wait, no, that's not right. She's being dramatic and ending interviews for silly reasons: Ok, it's not like I can't see why this would be a frustrating question. If you're there to do an interview about your movie, then it c...

Love It or Leave It: Crystal Renn’s New Look

A photo of Crystal Renn Yes, that's Crystal Renn, former plus-size model and current ... I don't know. She's a model, ok? You might be more familiar with the look that Crystal has had for the majority of her career: dark hair, not anything about the size thing. But this is a brand new Crystal Renn! It's new! It's edgy! It includes white eyebrows! From People: “People can’t believe the transformation. I had black hair and now I have white hair,” Renn tells PEOPLE. “That’s what’s so exciting. I wanted ...

Kelly Osbourne Is Annoying, Hypocritical, And Still Talking About Christina Aguilera

A photo of Kelly Osbourne Ok, Kelly Osbourne just did this thing for Glamour called "Kelly Osbourne's Dos and Don'ts of Body Confidence." That's great, right? Here are a few excerpts that sound nice: Women are so unforgiving of themselves. We don’t recognize our own beauty because we’re too busy comparing ourselves to other people. No, we are not all Gisele Bündchen; we’re not all Beyoncé. But I can tell you even the most beautiful girls in the world have felt insecure. As for that high school mentality, if...

Frances Bean Thinks Courtney Love Should Be Banned from Twitter

A photo of Courtney Love and Frances Bean Poor Frances Bean. It must be tough having the world's most embarrassing mom, right? I mean, my mom can be sort of embarrassing at times (like the time she insisted on talking "like the cool kids" in front of all of my friends in high school, or the time that she showed up at my house at college wearing some of my old clothes from high school and shouting "look, girls, I'm stylin'!" to my housemates, bless her heart), but nothing on this level. Hundreds of people, possibly even thousands, have probably heard...

Alicia Silverstone Says That Feeding Her Son Is “Adorable” and “Lovely”

A photo of Alicia Silverstone Oh, and just so we're clear, when I talk about the way Alicia Silverstone feeds her son, I'm specifically talking about the way she baby-birds him. I didn't want you to think that I was going to tell you all about how she breastfeeds him or feeds him baby food from a spoon or anything like that. Nope, this is all about how she chews food up and spits it into her son's mouth. You remember: I almost didn't tell you about this because this morning I woke up at 3:00 AM and I've spent the ...

New BFF Alert: Johnny Depp and Marilyn Manson

A photo of Johnny Depp and Marilyn Manson Really, as Sarah told you a couple of weeks ago, the BFF-ship between Johnny Depp and Marilyn Manson is not new at all. As Manson said, he and Johnny first met on the set of 21 Jump Street, where he was an extra, and the friendship started there. That means they've been friends for 24 years. That's longer than I've been alive, you guys. So why am I referring to this as a "new BFF alert"? It's because they've just really started to come out with their friendship. I can't remember ever see...
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