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Can Someone Take Amanda Bynes’ Keys?

A photo of Amanda Bynes When Amanda Bynes drove away from that cop who was giving her a ticket, I rolled my eyes. When she got the DUI, I was like "ok, this girl is a train wreck." When she was texting and driving and drove onto a curb, I thought that there was no possible way we could hear another story of Amanda Bynes being a horrible driver, at least not until May. You guys. I was so wrong: Amanda Bynes just can't get a break behind the wheel. Despite the scrutiny she's faced since her DUI arrest on A...

Oh No, People Are Vandalizing The Jersey Shore House!

A photo of the cast of Jersey Shore From TMZ: As if having 9 booze-filled, fight-prone tenants wasn't punishment enough ... TMZ has learned the beach pad featured on "Jersey Shore" is now being violated on the outside ... by vandals. The realtor for the infamous house in Seaside Heights tell us ... hoards of people keep tagging the outside walls (above) with their names and random comments like, "We love you Snooki." We're told the damage is so profuse ... the realtor is forced to repaint  the guido-smush den on a WEEKLY b...

Everybody But Amanda Bynes Wants Amanda Bynes to Go to Rehab

A photo of Amanda Bynes Poor Amanda Bynes. Remember when she was funny and talented and had such a bright future ahead of her? That was ... what, 2010? That's when she did Easy A, remember? She hasn't done any movies since then, choosing instead to spend her time discussing her preference for black men time and again on Twitter. In these past couple of years, I'd also be willing to bet that she's spent a good amount of time following Lindsay Lohan and her insane amount of media coverage, because she's definitel...

Courtney Love Is Sorry for Being Embarrassing and Gross on Twitter

A photo of Courtney Love Several times a year, Courtney Love logs onto her Twitter account, says some really weird shit, and just generally gives everyone more reasons to believe that she's out of her mind. The latest example of this happened last week, when Courtney went on that big rant about how Dave Grohl is trying to get all up on her daughter, Frances Bean, because he's "sexually obsessed" with Kurt. She's just been really hurt over what the Muppets did to one of her deceased husband's band's songs, so she's not thinking cl...

Love It or Leave It: Katy Perry’s New Hair

A photo of Katy Perry It's purple! And thank goodness. She'd been doing the blue hair, her rebound look after that whole divorce thing, since the beginning of the year, and I just wasn't into it at all. I don't think it was horrible or anything, but it wasn't the best look she's ever had. This purple though? I really, really like it. A lot. Probably because purple is my very favorite color, but also because it's the darkest her hair has been in a while, and my favorite Katy Perry is a dark-haired Katy Perry. Remember when...

Who Wants to See A Close-Up of Angelina Jolie’s Ring?

A photo of Angelina Jolie You guys! Remember what happened on Friday? We found out that Brad Pitt proposed to Angelina Jolie! Wasn't that darling? I love a love story with all my heart, and this one definitely fit the bill. But let's be real: it's fun to look at super fancy engagement rings, right? So here's another shot of Angelina's: What do you guys think? Because to be honest, I really, really don't like it. Like, at all. To be fair though, I'm not really a diamond girl: my ring is a sapphire, and the only diamonds I own are a pair of earrings that my dad got for my mom when they got ...

Kelsey Grammer Got A Tattoo on His Hip

A photo of Kelsey Grammer Yes, much like a girl I knew when I was 18, and also another girl I knew when I was 18, Kelsey Grammer got a tattoo on his hip. You can see the proof in that moderately disturbing photo up there. Look at his expression. And, in case you missed it, what's with that bulge in his jeans? I don't know, you guys. I don't know about all this. But what tattoo did Kelsey get? Why, it's the name of his latest wife, Kayte Walsh! Here's what it looks like: That ended up on Kelsey's hip in blue ink. There's no word yet on if he got the des...

Courtney Stodden’s Sexy Vegetable Videos

Sometimes I just don't know, you guys. It's Courtney Stodden, 17-year-old trophy wife (???) and PETA supporter. She made two videos about how "veggies are sexy," and then she put them on YouTube. And now I'm sharing them with you. First of all, that cucumber is not sexy. It's delicious, because it's a cucumber, but don't think I don't get what Courtney's implying. She's implying that she's going to insert the cucumber into her lady parts. And that is not sexy, that is terrifying. That cucumber could impale someone. It is not physical...

Guess the Celebrity: The Tramp Stamp Edition!

Get a load of that beauty! What even is that? Is that a Chinese symbol in the center up there, or maybe a star? I can kind of see a little man playing a banjo as well, but I think that one might be a little bit of a stretch. It's kind of faded though, huh? You've seen better days, mysterious tattoo. But who does it belong to? I'll give you a tiny hint: it's not someone who you would think would have a tattoo like this. Unless you have an inkling that maybe this tattoo isn't a real tattoo...

Kristen Stewart Vs. Jennifer Lawrence

A photo of Kristen Stewart and Jennifer Lawrence Wow, what a contest, right? Kristen Stewart and Jennifer Lawrence. LOL, I'm just kidding, you guys, it's not a contest at all, at least not for me. Jennifer Lawrence has such a lovely attitude, and such wonderful talent! I went to see Hunger Games again this past week, and I also watched Winter's Bone, which was amazing. Jennifer Lawrence is just so refreshing in this world full of Lindsay Lohans and Rihannas and Katy Perrys, and I absolutely love her. Oh, and, uh, Kristen Stewart looks bor...

How Twilight Ruined Christmas

A photo of Kate Beckinsale Look, you guys, it's Kate Beckinsale! We haven't even mentioned Kate Beckinsale in over two years, and the last time we ran an actual story about her was back in 2009, when she left her dog in her car, and that's a mighty long time in these parts. So what has Kate been up to all this time? Probably just like filming Underworld movies back to back that no one wants to see, right? Nah, she's just reading to her kid all the time is all. From Us Weekly: Kate Beckinsale is passionate ab...

But Zac Efron, How Are You with Bras?

A photo of Zac Efron Do you even have to answer? Zac Efron has a penis, and if you've ever heard anything about anyone who has a penis, you know that half the time they don't even know what a bra is! Am I right, ladies? You know what I'm talking about! We've all had a guy with his hands all over our back, pulling and yanking and twisting and doing things that make you wonder if they've actually ever seen a bra and how it works. And another thing! Oh wait. It looks like Zac Efron is, once again, a special...
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