Sometimes something happens that makes me roll my eyes so hard and for so long that I worry that they might get stuck mid-roll. That seriously happens: I roll my eyes long enough to have time to consider what would happen if my eyeballs got permanently stuck the wrong way. Roll your eyes and think about how long that takes. Whatever caused the initial eye roll has got to be some intense bullshit to start that cycle, right?
This time, it's the fact that Taylor Swift is apparently in tal...
From People:
New mom Hilary Duff is splitting the parentingwith Mike Comrie, but there’s one aspect of tending to their son Luca Cruz that she has to handle herself.
“He’s really hands-on during the day,” the actress and singer, 24, who is the new spokesperson for Johnson’s Baby Cares initiative, tells PEOPLE of her husband.
“But at night, I’m the only one that can feed the baby. I wasn’t going to make him suffer just because I was having to get up.”
Though she...
Yep, it looks like that wedding is still in the works, despite those red flags that have been popping up for the past three years or so. I will never understand why Jessica Biel is actually going to marry Justin Timberlake, or why he agreed, or basically anything at all involving these two together. That's fine though, I don't have to understand it. But I bet Jessica's mom and dad would like to feel good about it before their daughter goes and marries good ol' JT.
From The National Enquirer via Celebitchy:
Jessica Biel’s engagement to Justin Timberlake is...
Do you guys watch America's Next Top Model? If you do, then you definitely recognize those three people up there in that photo. Those people are J. Alexander, Jay Manuel, and Nigel Barker, also known as Miss J, Mr. Jay, and the hottest photographer that I've ever seen in my whole entire life. They've been on Top Model since the very first cycle in 2003, but not anymore. Because they all got fired.
From Us Weekly:
TyraBanks has one photo in her hand . . . and none of them belong to Americ...
Can I just say one thing real quick? The world does not deserve to suffer through more of Katy Perry's acting. It's unfair and it's cruel. Honestly, I feel abused from seeing her Proactiv commercial every once in a while, and I don't think I should have to be submitted to actual films.
But don't mind me, because Katy wants to be a star!
From the National Enquirer via Celebitchy:
Quirky singing sensation Katy Perry is planning to hit a new high note in her career…as a movie star.
The songbird k...
Personally, she's influenced me to never, ever, ever, under any circumstances, purchase a onesie. Look at that thing. That is terrible.
But really, Rihanna was named one of the 100 Most Influential People in the World, according to Time. Other such influential people include Obama, Kristen Wiig, Viola Davis, Adele, and Hillary Clinton. I feel like I could make a pretty good argument for each and every one of those folks being influential, but Rihanna? I don't get it. At all.
Wait, a bad influence can still be incredibly influential, right? That's got to b...
These past few weeks, ever since Amanda Bynes got that DUI and then kept right on partying, people have been comparing her with Lindsay Lohan. I definitely see it: they were both promising child actors with a great future ahead of them, they both excelled with comedy, then at some point they both started drinking too much, got DUIs, got a "party girl" reputation, spun webs of crack lies, and through it all, they kept right on getting trashed at the Chateau Marmont. Those are a whole lot of...
What you see above is a photograph of Steve-O, famous for stapling his testicles to his leg and vomiting, and Elisabetta Canalis, famous for being George Clooney's ex. The two started dating in January, and apparently, things were getting a little serious. That picture up there was taken when they went on a vacation to Rome together back in February, that's not something you do with someone you're just seeing casually, is it?
But it doesn't matter now, because it's all over. No more Stevabetta or Elisab...
