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Kim K Needs 10 Hours Of Sleep So She Hired A “Night Nurse”

kim kardashian Kim Kardashian may have given birth to baby North West aka Nori but that is in no way going to disrupt her usual routine. Apparently, Kim needs 8 - 10 hours of sleep or she "can't function" and that's what she's getting, baby be damned. She hired a "night nurse." Basically she hired someone to care for her baby when she cries at night so that Kim and sleep and have merry dreams of garden chic parties full of unicorns in Hermes suits or whatever the f-ck Kim Kardashian dreams about. From R...

Matt Damon Thinks Of His Wife As “A Civilian”

matt damon and wife awards Matt Damon gave some boring interview to Esquire promoting his upcoming film, Elysium, but the part everyone is talking about is when he says (via Daily News): I got lucky. I fell in love with a civilian. Not an actress and not a famous actress at that. Because then the attention doesn't double-it grows exponentially. What in the ever-loving hell. Did he mean to sound like an egotistical dick, or was that just a happy accident? Couldn't he have said, "I fell in love with someone not in the entertainment industry"? He had to say "a civilian"? Come now, Matt, that's Jason B...

I Kind Of Hope Amanda Bynes Gets Arrested For Her Obama Tweet

amanda bynes court hearing Amanda Bynes is really grasping at straws here. Or tweets. Her latest "You're ugly" twitter attack is none other than the President of the United States, Barack Obama, and the first lady, Michelle Obama. Because why not just go for it, right? Sometimes the FBI or Homeland Security or I don't know who the f-ck does this, but sometimes seemingly harmless negative tweets about the President get investigated and the tweeters get a lovely surprise visit from the "We want so badly to arrest your ass,...

Bad News For Stacy Keibler’s Career: She And Clooney May Have Broken Up

stacy keibler george clooney descendants George Clooney has been living with Stacy Keibler and doing it with her for a while now, since 2011. Stacy Keibler is known for doing it with George Clooney. Yeah, she came from the WWE, but let's be real, that's not why she's famous. She was also on Dancing with the Stars. Because she does it with George Clooney. Do you see where I'm going with this? Her career is based on her doing it with George Clooney. So if the rumors are true, that they broke up or that they're heading for a break up, she'...

O.J. Simpson And Paula Deen Are BFF

OJ Simpson nordberg naked gun Paula Deen is losing endorsements all over the damn place, but one thing she isn't losing is her friendship with O.J. Simpson. Yes, apparently she and O.J. are BFF. Because nothing gets you out of a jam like a thumbs up from O.J. Simpson. From National Enquirer (an exclusive!): Simpson’s manager, Norm Pardo, told The ENQUIRER: “Many people will be surprised to hear that O.J. thinks Paula is great, and he’s in her corner on this issue.” The two fallen stars bonded years ago, when ...

Victoria Beckham Covers Vogue China…Not Her Best Cover

victoria beckham vogue china cover Victoria and David Beckham just celebrated 14 years of marriage together. FOURTEEN YEARS. That's a very long time and in Hollywood that's like 600 years. They're like Egyptian mummies who are buried together, with cats. That's what they are. Shut up, I don't know. [caption id="attachment_135434" align="aligncenter" width="500"] I saw this photo and immediately thought of the scene in Mad Men when Betty says to some guy chatting her up, "Can you believe I've had 3 children?"[/caption] And ...

Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week — 1st Week of July

courtney stodden fishnet dress Courtney Stodden at a birthday party, July 6. Because of course. Happy July! Happy summer! Happy weekend! Let's celebrate by looking at photos of celebs' best and worst looks of this week and praising them or making fun of them. What joy for everyone! Read More...

What Is Lady Gaga Hiding And So Afraid Of Us Finding?

lady gaga nyc pride gay Lady Gaga is seeking to block court documents in a case between her former boyfriend/producer Rob Fusari, and former collaborator/BFF, Wendy Starland. Starland sued Fusari on the grounds of, "I should have gotten more money for discovering Gaga, dickface" (not an actual quote). Guess there's info in those papers Gaga thinks is personal, but apparently it's also potentially career damaging. Yeah. She filed papers to keep the documents from coming out. Here's some of what she said, from TMZ: ...

Nigella’s Husband Gets Divorce Because He Is “Disappointed” In Her

nigella lawson charles saatchi Nigella Lawson is indeed getting divorced from abusive billionaire husband, Charles Saatchi. He, however, is the one divorcing her, and he's giving some curious statements as to why. From TMZ: I feel that I have clearly been a disappointment to Nigella during the last year or so, and I am disappointed that she was advised to make no public comment to explain that I abhor violence of any kind against women, and have never abused her physically in any way. The row photographed at Scott's Restaurant...

Beyonce and Solange Didn’t Go To Their Dad’s Wedding. Sorry, Papa Knowles!

beyonce solange knowles birthday party 2008 Beyoncé  has been a busy little Bey lately -- no surprise. But so has Solange -- Imma find that one a little surprising. Both girls were too busy to attend their dad's wedding. From TMZ: Mathew Knowles got hitched last Sunday, but TMZ has learned neither of his daughter ... Beyonce nor Solange ... was in attendance for the big day. Knowles tied the knot to Gena Avery in Houston, TX following a year and a half engagement. But the newly-hitched Knowles tells TMZ his famous kid...

Rebecca Black Covers Miley’s “We Can’t Stop” — And It’s Good

rebecca black we can't stop Rebecca Black isn't the same "Friday" disaster you may remember. She's been moving away from that and is cultivating a nice little image of a young girl who's now trying to write and sing her own songs in a pop country style. In a bold move, she and singer/guitar player Jon D., covered Miley's "We Can't Stop", a song known more for its outrageous lyrics and video. It's not Black's thing, basically. And guess what? It's a good cover. I think Rebecca Black kills it. I really do. She changed so...

Okay This Is Just Disgusting (Blind Item)

henry cavill man of steel I thought we had a gross blind item, but I was wrong. That is nothing compared to this gem, from Blind Gossip via Naughty But Nice Rob. I don't recommend eating while reading this one. Which A-list male celebrity is being refused clothes by several fashion houses after recent samples have been returned soiled? The actor has recently lost a lot of weight, telling everyone that a strict diet and regular visits to the gym are behind his new body of steel. However, insiders say the young action star...