Beyoncé is telling fans to put their cameras, "to the left to the left, every camera you own in the box to the left." Okay, not really, but like The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, our Queen B is getting sick of people seeing concerts through their phones. Here's what Mrs. Carter said, and ironically, it's caught on someone else's video camera. From NecoleBitchie:
See, you can’t even sing because you’re too busy taping, I’m right in your face baby, you gotta seize this moment baby! [...] You better put that damn camera down!
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Jenny McCarthy is picking up where Elisabeth Hasselbeck left off, as she takes her seat on The View. What a step up from her Carl's Jr. gig. I'm sure she'll bring that extra special early 2000's feel to the show and I hope that she sent Jim Carrey and Oprah gigantic thank you gifts for keeping her in the dimly lit spotlight that she's managed to stay in.
Barbara Walters is, like, soooo happy that Jenny McCarthy is going to join their tea party, saying (via Entertainment Weekly),
Jenny bring...
Jon Hamm and Daniel Radcliffe got very cozy in an old-timey bathtub and while I really want to believe this is a very candid, true-to-life photo, it's for a miniseries titled A Young Doctor's Notebook. I don't know if Jon Hamm has looked worse. Also, I wonder if Harry Potter could feel the Elder's Wand, if you know what I mean. Haaaaay. Of sharing a tub with Dong Jon Hamm, the 23 year-old actor said (via People),
I am the envy of every woman ever. [...] At the time I thought: 'Oh, I like baths, ...
Pamela Anderson, girl, what is going on here. You were invited to the Cosmoprof Convention in Vegas, which is a cosmetology convention that "normal" people can't just show up for. You have to be invited. Which is still not really impressing me much, it's on par with the things you've been shilling for lately, but okay, I guess if you're really into make-up, this is where you want to be.
So what the hell is this make-up job? Are you okay? You're looking a little Jenna Jameson -- the later ye...
Lea Michele (as of the time this was written) hasn't released her own statement regarding the death of her boyfriend and fellow Glee co-star, Cory Monteith. However, her publicist told People,
We ask that everyone kindly respect Lea's privacy during this devastating time.
And that's it. Michele must indeed be devastated. In April, about 3 months ago, Monteith had a brief stay at rehab. She told People,
I love and support Cory and will stand by him through this. I am grateful and proud he made this de...
Sharknado, a film about a shark-filled tornado hitting Los Angeles, starring Tara Reid and Ian Ziering was really popular on Twitter -- and in our hearts, of course. But was it popular on TV?
NOPE!
How could it fail? In addition to the sterling cast, we also got Kevin McCallister's dad from Home Alone giving us his classic "I'm concerned about this" face. We had Ian Ziering saying lines like, "It's flooding here. Not the plumbing...the OCEAN" and "We can't just sit here and let sharks ...
Kids grow up so fast these days -- little Suri Cruise is already having her first paparazzi fight. I remember when she was but a baby on the cover of Vanity Fair. And look at her now! I think this reminds us all of our first scuffle with a paparazzo, doesn't it? I guess no matter who our parents are, we all go though the same things growing up.
Suri and mother Katie Holmes and some random kid were leaving a hotel, and were immediately surrounded by the talented and beautiful paparazzi. Suri, unders...
Oprah gives everyone reality TV shows nowadays, from Ryan and Tatum O'Neal (entertaining as f-ck by the way) to LaToya Jackson. But the worst is yet to come. Oprah is producing a "docuseries" (read: reality TV show but we'll be damned if we call it that) with Lindsay Lohan that, "will follow the actress as she works to rebuild her career and stay healthy" (ET Online).
Are you kidding me?
We're big fans of the Oprah head-shaking GIF here at Evil Beet, but I don't think we've ever used it in a stor...
Helen Mirren, oh man, don't even get me started on that trollop. I am so sick of her slutty red carpet outfits. You guys won't even BELIEVE what she wore this time. That's right. Look at those platform heels. Guys...she went full Stodden. Here's a close-up:
I understand why all women of all ages in all of Hollywood would want to embrace the look of Courtney Stodden; she is, after all, our modern day Grace Kelly. And beyond. Elton John is going to re-write "Candle In The Wind" so hard for her....
Leah Remini, probably best known for The King of Queens, full-on quit Scientology. Oh yeah by the way, Leah Remini, probably best known for The King of Queens, was a Scientologist. She released a statement for her fans, but did not release a statement as to why she decided to leave. Rumors are it's because of church leader and best man at Tom Cruise's wedding, David Miscavige, and how he and the church are corrupt, and there's also that he's f-cking creepy and has a missing goddamn wife that...
John Mayer and Katy Perry are a couple again. He even dedicated a song ("A Face To Call Home") to her at once of his concerts, telling the crowd, "Katy [is] my face to call home." (Huffington Post.) That's sweet. Try not to f-ck it up this time.
Mr. Mayer and Ms. Perry were hanging out in a guitar store when they met some teenage fans. Nice celebs would pose for a photo or give an autograph, but John Mayer went even further. From The Daily News:
Julie Fermin, 16, happened to be in the SoHo s...
Amanda Bynes was video recorded walking around in NYC, but not regular walkin' -- fancy walkin'. Amanda. Sidewalk's for regular walkin' not fancy walkin'. As she's walking she's swaying her hips and moving her shoulders and waving her arms like she's trying to dance and walk at the same time. Some people think it's funny but I think it's creepy as hell. Check it out for yourself:
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