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RUSSELL BRAND APPRECIATION POST

russell brand goes to yoga class Russell Brand went to yoga today, as he does on many days and yet, today I saw these photos of him going to yoga and thought, "You know what? Let's appreciate Russell Brand today." We may give him some guff but we have nothing against the guy, and will love him forever for trying to trick Tom Cruise into recruiting him into Scientology. Plus anyone David Lynch trusts has to be a pretty cool dude. So here's to you, Mr. Russell Brand. Jesus loves you more than you will know. And by the w...

Yikes: Channing Tatum’s Pre-Fame Model Photos

channing tatum modeling Before Channing Tatum was what people are convincing me is a household name, he did some modeling. At first glance of the above photo of him in a fur jacket, I thought Macklemore shaved his head. But no! That is Channing Tatum. According to People, who posted these photos, "Tatum was an in-demand model, taking the runway for Diddy's Sean John line and Marc Ecko at Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week in New York City." Really? What do you guys think of these? I do not see the appeal in this man. Hones...

Blind Item Shocker: Somewhere There’s A Pretty Actress Who Isn’t Smart Or Talented

blind item This blind item could be about a lot of different actresses, and yet I'm having a hard time pinning one down. I wanted to say Katherine Heigl until I remembered that she won an Emmy for dramatic acting. Bottom line, somewhere out there is a pretty actress known for romantic comedies who isn't very bright. Here's the item from Allie Is Wired via Blind Gossip: This female star’s niche is rom-coms and she made a name for herself in comedies. She is basically just a pretty face and she has tried...

Ouch: Simon Cowell Straight-Up Disses Britney On New Season Of X Factor

britney spears out shopping Britney Spears left The X Factor and I'm guessing it wasn't completely her decision. So either Simon Cowell is thrilled with her absence or is being passively aggressively pissed about her leaving, because he's openly dissing her on X Factor's new season. Radar Online describes the promos for the upcoming season: In one clip, Simon tells a whiny male candidate singing Britney’s Hit Me Baby One More Time that, “There was a moment there where I shut my eyes and I thought we had Britney Spears on stage.” ...

Bad Idea: Kanye Fought With A Photographer At LAX

kanye west Kanye West got into another altercation with a photographer, this time at LAX. A photographer hounded Kanye with questions and instead of ignoring him, Kanye advanced and the paparazzo ran. Kanye caught up with him and tried to wrestle the camera out of his hands, but the photographer was clinging to it pretty tightly. Kanye gave up and the photographer slunk to the ground. Kanye didn't punch, hit, or kick him once. Some of these reports are making it sound like the fight scene from Anchorman. Not ...

Amanda Bynes Kicked Out Of The Ritz For Being Her Rude Pot-Smoking Self

amanda bynes going to court in blue wig Amanda Bynes got kicked out of her hotel room at The Ritz-Carlton in NYC and I think we can all agree that the shocking thing about this story is that Amanda Bynes can afford a hotel room at a Ritz-Carlton. You may remember that Bynes was most likely evicted from her apartment and it's for many of the same reasons that she was asked to leave the hotel. Here is what she did: -- Smoked weed every day. -- Hotel staff asked her, then told her, not to do that. -- Bynes ignored them, carried ...

Oh HELL No: Oprah Gets The Smackdown Of Her Life

oprah shopping in slippers Oprah's been getting some heat for paying Lindsay Lohan $2 million for an interview and to follow her around with camera for a show, but that's nothing compared to what a former co-star is saying about her. Get ready for this. Rae Dawn Chong starred with Oprah in the '80s in the film The Color Purple. Oprah's always been very proud of her work in this film. While she was making it she begged Steven Spielberg (who directed it) to add her name to the poster. He wouldn't. She insisted she would be...

Sister Sister’s Tamera Mowry Was a 29 Year-Old Virgin

Tamera Mowry from sister sister with son Sister, Sister, the 1990's TV sitcom about reunited twin sisters, was one of those shows you loved as a kid and didn't realize was kinda stupid until later in life. And then you realized that the sisters grew up, and lived their own lives. And now, we get to hear all about one of the sister's (not this one) sex lives. So, uh, yay for growing up? Tamera Mowry (now Tamera Mowry-Housley) revealed that she didn't have sex until she was 29 and that she's only had sex with one person ever -- her ...

2013 Emmy Nominations, In Case You Care

jon hamm ESPY Awards Time once again for television, film's ugly little sister, to get its dues! Here are the nominees for the millionth Emmy Awards. Or, at least the interesting noms. The rest can be found at USA Today. Who do YOU think is going to win? Who are you SURE is going to lose? LEAD ACTOR IN A DRAMA SERIES: Hugh Bonneville, Downton Abbey, PBS Bryan Cranston, Breaking Bad, AMC (my guess for winner) Jeff Daniels, The Newsroom, HBO Jon Hamm, Mad Men, AMC Damian Lewis, Homeland, Showtime Kevin...

Emma Roberts Is “Very Dramatic” And “Way Out Of Control”

evan peters emma roberts fight Emma Roberts, of all people, was arrested for domestic violence after a bizarre and heated fight with her boyfriend, American Horror Story actor Evan Peters. Peters is not pressing charges, and Roberts' publicist used the classic, "this was all just a big misunderstanding" line. From ET Online: It was an unfortunate incident and misunderstanding. Ms. Roberts was released after [police] questioning and the couple are working together to move past it. Yeah, okay. After hearing more details abo...

Courtney Stodden And Her Boobs Spent A Lovely Night Out In Beverly Hills

courtney stodden beverly hills breast implants Courtney Stodden and her new boob shelf spent a lovely evening out in Beverly Hills last night. Of course her guardian husband, Some Dude From Lost, was faithfully and giddily by her side. Mr. Dude From Lost also made sure to flip off a paparazzo that you know they hired to be there. Why do I write about Courtney Stodden, Modern Day Grace Kelly, so much? Why do I love her? I love her and write about her because she's simple. She tries, really hard, without resorting to calling people ugly...

Oprah Thinks Lindsay Lohan Is Worth $2 Million

oprah harvard Oprah and her boring/guilty pleasure network, OWN, signed Lindsay Lohan for her own reality show (or "docuseries" to use their word) and an exclusive interview to air in 2014. According to The Daily News, Lohan didn't exactly jump at the chance to work with Oprah -- unless the money was good. Negotiations took "4 months" and ended with, "A deal that may have netted the "Mean Girls" actress $2 million." Oh come on, now. COME ON. For $1,495,000 you can buy this lovely 3 bedroom home in Beverly Hills(ish). And with the money left over, you can buy a 2013 R8...