Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Rose McGowan Is Engaged To An Artist

rose mcgowan engaged Rose McGowan is engaged to some artist named Davey Detail, and let's begin every Rose McGowan post by answering the inevitable "What happened to her face?" question: she was in a car accident and had to get reconstructive surgery. Moving on! SO Davey Detail is some dude who is a part of something called "CYRCLE." (yes, WITH the period) and it's some kind of artist collective. Rose McGowan is an actress doing a whole lot of nothing and was engaged to Marilyn Manson a million years ago. I love McGowan though. I...

What Year Is It?: Britney Spears Wins “Best Bikini Body”

britney spears bikini 2013 Britney Spears looks great in a bikini, but let's be real, she's not in her heyday anymore. I'm talking about the ridiculous (in a good way) figure she had in her "I'm A Slave For U" era, which was in 2001. But it's been 12 years and 2 kids later, so considering that I think she's doing swell and looking good (and Shape magazine agrees.) Celebuzz asked people to vote in their "Battle of the Bikini Bodies" which is admittedly kind of a huge UGH that this is even a thing, but here are the r...

Amanda Bynes Incredibly Stupid; Stole Pot From Dealer

amanda bynes green blue wig court Amanda Bynes just screwed over the only friend she has -- her weed dealer. She allegedly stole from his supply. Oh, Amanda. This whole story is pretty hilarious, so here's some choice quotes and deets from Radar: Amanda’s dealer used her bathroom while he was there and she jacked his weed! He didn’t realize at first because he’s a delivery weed service, but when he went in his bag he saw his stash was missing. She even replaced it with empty weed jars!He won’t go to her anymore. And sh...

Will & Kate & Baby Boy

kate middleton prince william the queen birthday party Kate Middleton did it, you guys! She gave birth, and to a baby boy. The Palace released this statement (via ABC News): Her Royal Highness The Duchess of Cambridge was safely delivered of a son at 4.24 p.m. The baby weighs 8 lbs. 6 oz. The Duke of Cambridge was present for the birth. The queen, The Duke of Edinburgh, The Prince of Wales, The Duchess of Cornwall, Prince Harry and members of both families have been informed and are delighted with the news. Her Royal Highness and her child a...

Catherine Zeta-Jones Would Hide In Her Closet

michael douglas and catherine zeta-jones Catherine Zeta-Jones is talking openly about her bipolar disorder and husband Michael Douglas' cancer, and it's kind of heartbreaking. It's good to know that they're in a much better place in their lives. That place being her giant closet where she can hide and have some "me" time, as they say. From the Sunday Telegraph's Stella magazine via Daily Mail: We spend a hell of a lot of time together, so we are careful to maintain our space. We recently had an extension built, to house a closet. It's l...

Get Ready: Kate Middleton Is In Labor

kate middleton pregnant Get ready everyone: Kate Middleton is in labor! (Who bet Monday?) LET THE MERCHANDISING COMMENCE. BUY EVERYTHING NOW. PRECIOUS MEMORIES. Here's all the news we have as of now. From The LA Times: Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, was taken to St. Mary's Hospital in London on Monday morning in what palace officials said was the early stages of labor. The announcement was made at 7:30 a.m. London time, but the duchess had been admitted to the hospital around 6 a.m., according to the Telegraph....

WTF: Kelly Rowland Got Stranded In The Ocean

kelly rowland the x factor judge Kelly Rowland, former Destiny's Child singer and new X-Factor judge, got into a bit of a nightmare when she and her friends were stranded in the ocean for 12 hours. Not quite an Open Water scenario as they were on a boat, but scary nonetheless. Apparently everything was fine until a storm started and their position couldn't be located. More from E Online: The group originally set sail for a day of whale watching, when their vessel became "disoriented in the five-to-six-foot waves and fog that had rolled ...

Farrah Abraham Makes Way Too Much Money

farrah abraham sequin bikini Sapphire Pool & Dayclub in Las Vegas Farrah Abraham, Charlie Sheen's arch nemesis and wanna-be porn star, makes a lot more money than you probably do so I'll understand if you want to go ahead and pour yourself some bourbon and sit in a dark corner chain-smoking, because that's kinda my reaction. TMZ got a hold of Abraham's first royalty check for her James Deen "sex tape" with Vivid. After just 2 months she's made a horrifying $119,576.39. This is Farrah Abraham we're talking about. She's barely famous. If she's making that much and cont...

Pink On Her Daughter: She’s The Only One Who Doesn’t Judge Me

photo of pink drug overdose pictures Pink gave a curse-filled interview (naturally, she's Pink) with GQ Australia in which she doted upon her daughter. She admitted that she wasn't sure if she wanted kids, ever, but now that she has her daughter Willow Sage, she's thrilled. Willow Sage!!! From GQ Australia, via People: I had moments where I wanted a kid with Carey. You know — you fall in love and you’re like, ‘We should have kids,’ and then it went away. But he always wanted kids and then we did it and now it’s like...

And Now, Sex Tips With Zoe Saldana

zoe saldana the conversation Zoe Saldana on sex positions: I have to say, for a long time I was a bit lazy so I didn't like to be on top, but I'm really digging it. But I've found things that work…because I have really long legs, you just make them sit or lay on a pillow, or two pillows, that way they're like a little elevated, so I won't be so, like, doing a split because my legs are really long. And there you go, sex tips from Zoe Saldana. The actress shared her sexy wisdom on The Conversation with Amanda de Cadene...

Gaga Looking Pretty And Understated In New Promo For Artpop

lady gaga art pop promo video Though Lady Gaga appears to be licking an old mannequin hand in her new promo  (or "leaked footage" as they're calling it) for her upcoming album, "ARTPOP", she still looks very pretty and understated. "ARTPOP" seems to be a new era for the singer, at least in terms of aesthetics, as we haven't heard any (official) songs from the album yet. Foregoing her signature crazy hair and outfits, most of what we've seen of her is a more natural, subdued look. I think she looks fantastic. Could this change be the result...

Let’s Pray This One Isn’t True: Lindsay Lohan Looking For Sperm Donors

lindsay lohan red hair botox Lindsay Lohan just got a pretty sweet $2 million dollar deal from Oprah so maybe she's riding high on that and isn't thinking clearly, because she's (allegedly) looking for sperm donors because she wants a baby -- like, now. Apparently she thinks having a baby will force her to turn her life around. NEVER HAVE CHILDREN FOR THIS REASON. BABIES SHOULD NOT BE BORN INTO THE WORLD WITH JOBS TO DO. YOU GOTTA FIGURE YOUR OWN SHIT OUT BEFORE YOU HAVE KIDS. THEY DON'T NEED YOUR SHIT. From National Enquirer: ...