Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Randy Travis Out Of Hospital, In Physical Therapy

randy travis funeral george jones Randy Travis has been discharged from the hospital after suffering from a stroke. He's now doing physical therapy. It's only been 3 weeks since all of this happened, but it seems like so much longer. This summer has been going by so quickly. From People: Randy Travis has been discharged and relocated to a physical therapy facility. "Thanks to all the fans and friends for your continued prayers and support as Randy continues on the road to recovery," the star's fiancée, Mary Davis, said in a...

Courtney Stodden Leafs Nothing To The Imagination In A Lettuce Bikini

courtney stodden lettuce bikini peta Okay, first off, yes, I made a terrible pun. I'm writing about Courtney Stodden. Those things are bound to happen. Courtney Stodden is a spokesperson for PETA now. Good one, PETA. You found one of the few celebs left who doesn't realize you are totally insane. Well done. Ms. Stodden was at Pink's hot dogs in Hollywood serving up veggie dogs with, of course, Some Dude From Lost. And everyone pretended that none of this was at all weird. [caption id="attachment_136684" align="aligncenter...

Britney Spears And Miley Cyrus Have A Special Bond

miley cyrus in naked miley t-shirt Britney Spears is like Dumbledore to Miley Cyrus' Harry Potter, based on what Ms. Cyrus told Huffington Post U.K. Ms. Spears is something of a mentor to the twerking mess. Here's how Miley explained their special bond. From Us Weekly: Everyone goes through a time in their life where they don't want their picture taken everyday. [Britney] just never had that time where she could say, 'I'm going through something right now and need to shut down.' I also don't have that, so it's good to have that one...

Presenting Sharon Stone In A Bikini

sharon stone white bikini Sharon Stone has never been shy about showing off her body at any age. And she looks damn good, not just for 55. She hasn't gotten any sort of major plastic surgery either (as you can especially tell from these pics, but hey, everyone has a bad day.) Here's her theory on plastic surgery, from New You magazine via E Online: I can't tell you how many doctors try to sell me a facelift. I've even gone as far as having someone talk me into it, but when I went over and looked at pictures of myself,...

O.J. Simpson Gets Parole, Still Has To Stay In Prison

OJ simpson parole O.J. Simpson, Paula Deen's BFF, was granted parole today. However, he still has another 4 years in prison to go. Though Simpson infamously was "not guilty" in the murders of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman, in a bout of kharmaliciousness, in 2008 on an unrelated charge he was sentenced to 33 years in prison. Though now he'll be serving only half the time, it's still kind of satisfying to see him locked up. He was jailed for holding someone at gunpoint while stealing sports memorabilia in 2o07, m...

Lohan Is Out Of Rehab!

[image removed on request] Lindsay Lohan is out of rehab, so let the games begin, I guess. But not for Lohan, she's gotta get to work. The rest of us can catch her movie and sit on the sidelines and question her fashion choices, because Jesus, what is up with this socks and ankle boots combo? From the knees up her outfit says Woodstock and from the knees down it says Mrs. Doubtfire. But congratulations, Lindsay, for completing your court-ordered rehab. From here she is on her way to something called a sober coach to spend "three or four days in a lower level sober living facility" (TMZ via Daily Mail.) I'm not sure what that means, but it sounds like a good idea. As of now, it seems like Lohan is sticking with her plan of moving home or staying in NYC, neither of which are very good options. Best of luck to you, Mrs. Lohan. Jesus loves you more than you will know. Or at least kinda likes you.   />[image removed on request] Lindsay Lohan is out of rehab, so let the games begin, I guess. But not for Lohan, she's gotta get to work. The rest of us can catch her movie and sit on the sidelines and question her fashion choices, because Jesus, what is up with this socks and ankle boots combo? From the knees up her outfit says Woodstock and from the knees down it says Mrs. Doubtfire. But congratulations, Lindsay, for completing your court-ordered rehab. From here she is on her way to something...

The 25 Hottest Actors of 2013

A photo of Bradley Cooper Never mind that it's only August. Zimbio polled their readers and came up with the hottest 25 actors of 2013. Here's who they are. Where do you stand? Do you agree or disagree? Number one was surprising to me, in the, "let pause and think, '...really?'" way. And can you guess who made the top 10 that also made the top 10 in the Ugliest Men list? 25. Alexander Skarsgard 24. Zac Efron 23. Chris Evans 22. Paul Walker 21. James Franco 20. Ben Affleck 19. Robert Downey Jr. 18. Leonardo...

21-Year-Old Taylor Lautner Is Dating A 27-Year-Old

Marie Avgeropoulos Taylor Lautner traces movie set Taylor "Llama" Lautner is 21 and dull as hell and is dating a 27-year-old Greek-Canadian actress, Marie Avgeropoulos. [caption id="attachment_136617" align="aligncenter" width="400"] And that's why we call him Taylor "Llama" Lautner.[/caption] According to USA Today, The Daily News, and The Daily Mail, the co-stars are more than co-stars as they were seen, "holding hands, snuggling, [and taking] the ritual selfie." I can't find this selfie, but I did find many, many pictures Taylor posted of ...

The Annoying Little Girl From 7th Heaven Is All Grown Up And In Maxim

Mackenzie Rosman 7th heaven maxim Ruthie, the youngest of the 7th Heaven brood, was easily the most annoying out of all of them. Goddamn Ruthie was the worst. Anyway her name is Mackenzie Rosman and she's 23 now and in her underwear in Maxim. Because that's pretty much where you go when you've got nothing left. Way back when she was shooting, she tweeted, I caved... Just wrapped a #Maxim photoshoot I know she meant it as a joke, but man, that tweet makes me kind of sad. The whole shoot makes me slightly sad. J/K, f-ck off...

RIP Eileen Brennan AKA Mrs. Peacock

eileen brennan clue Eileen Brennan, a brilliant comedic actress died today. Have you seen Clue? If not, you need to see it right now. Yes, it's based on the board game which sounds terrible, but it isn't. Brennan played Mrs. Peacock, and she was effing hilarious. She joined Christopher Lloyd as Professor Plum, Madeline Kahn as Mrs. White, Michael McKean as Mr. Green, and Tim Curry as...well, I don't want to spoil it. (Clue has 3 different endings. They would show a different one for each screening. On the DVD you can...

Take A Pic Of Katy Perry’s Bus And She’ll Share It On Twitter

prism bus Katy Perry is promoting her upcoming album with a giant-ass shiny gold bus that says "KATY PERRY - PRISM - 10/22/13" that's driving around the country. First stop, Los Angeles. Ms. Perry tweeted, Find the #PRISM semi, take a picture and I'll RT you. Don't worry, Los Angeles is just the first stop on the map. Friend Adam Lambert tweeted his own pic: But my favorite is this one by "@A_Little_Spark": "RT for effort," Perry re-tweeted back. Gaga's ARTPOP drops November 11, so it will be interesting t...

Lindsay Lohan Got A Job!

lindsay lohan Going to rehab was the best career move Lindsay Lohan could make, even if it was court ordered and not her choice. Since she's been in rehab she's landed more gigs than when she was actively seeking work. Oprah is giving her $2 million for a reality show and an interview. And now, Lohan is set to guest host Chelsea Handler's Chelsea Lately. From Deadline: E! Entertainment announced today that Lohan will take over as guest host for Chelsea Handler on Chelsea Lately on August 5. No word on who will be join...