Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Miley Cyrus Named #1 “Most Cheat-Worthy Celeb”

miley cyrus Well this is gross. 20-year-old Miley Cyrus "won" AshleyMadison.com's title of "Most Cheat-Worthy Celeb", meaning, the celebrity that is most worth cheating for. Ashley Madison is a site that assists people in having affairs. No, really, their tagline is "Life is short. Have an affair." In the #2 spot was Mila Kunis, #3 Jennifer Lawrence, #4 Sofia Vergara, and Beyonce in #5, last place. Miley's BFF Britney did not make the cut. Do you have celeb "cheat list", or "freebie list"? Like o...

Clay Aiken’s New Look: Oh Wow

clay aiken joseph coat Clay Aiken's got a brand new look -- but just for a role, of course. Here he is as Joseph in Joseph And the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. It's definitely amazing. He'll be dreamcoating it up at the Ogunquit Playhouse in Maine. Don't see this as a career dip for Aiken, as he's psyched to be doing the show. As he told the Portland Press Herald (with a laugh), I like this role because it doesn't make me dance. This is a show that I have known for years. I grew up as a teenager listening ...

Katy Perry On Her Relationship with Rob Pattinson: “I Fart In Front Of Him”

last friday night katy perry music video rob pattinson Though it seemed pretty obvious that there was nothing going on between Rob Pattinson and Katy Perry, we can all rest easy now as Katy confirmed that she and Rob aren't lovers, but more like gross buddies. As Ms. Perry told ELLE UK via Hollywood Life: He’s my bud, I’m his big sister. We just hang out. [...] OK, so here’s the proof there was nothing was ever going on with me and Robert Pattinson. I fart in front of him. Properly fart. And I never fart in front of a man I am dating. That’s a rule. Ye...

Jack White’s Breakdown, Now In Email Form

jack white karen elson met ball gala Jack White is having a breakdown, and a seven nation army couldn't hold him back. Ex-wife model and singer Karen Elson was successfully granted a restraining order against him due to his "bullying." Weirdly, a huge factor in this was White's obsession with a rival musician. White wanted to pull his kids out of a certain class because this musician's kids were also in the class, and White believed that this musician "ripped him off" and apparently this filled him with rage. Yeah, none of this really make...

Bye Seth MacFarlane, Hello Ellen DeGeneres

ellen degeneres oscar host Good news, everyone. Seth MacFarlane will not be coming back to host the Oscars after all. Instead, we're going to get Ellen DeGeneres. This will be Ellen's second time hosting. She first hosted in 2007. I thought she was a great host. My favorite part was when she went into the audience with a camera and asked Steven Spielberg to take a photo of her with Clint Eastwood. Then after he showed her the pic he took, she made a small critique and asked him to take it again. I mean c...

“I Can Finally Get Married! Yay!” — Raven-Symoné Comes Out

Raven-Symone sister act Raven-Symoné has been dodging questions about her sexuality for a few years now. It's nobody's business and totally up to her whether she wants to discuss it or not. She decided to end the rumors and speculation by tweeting, in reference to the reversals on gay marriage bans, I can finally get married! Yay government! So proud of you. ET Online reported that she also exclusively told Gossip Cop that she's not planning to wed anytime soon, but "it is great to know I can now, should I wish to." In May of 2012 she responded...

Why Are British Government Officials PISSED With Kelly Clarkson?

kelly clarkson CMA 2013 Kelly Clarkson angered a nation, or at least the batshit crazy Jane Austen fans part of it -- when she had the audacity to buy a piece of Austen's jewelry at an auction. Wow, what a bitch!!!! Ms. Clarkson won the ring for a staggering $228,000. But now British officials want the piece to stay in their country. From Digital Spy: Culture minister Ed Vaizey has placed a temporary hold on the item which will keep it on British soil until September 30. This can be extended to December 30 if ...

Something’s Up With Jack (White)

karen elson jack white met ball Jack White's ex-wife, Karen Elson, was successfully granted a restraining order against him after claiming harassment. Apparently he "bullied" her "into submission." The whole thing is kind of bizarre. More from The Hollywood Reporter: White has allegedly has harassed the mother of his two children over the settlement of their divorce. “Wife fears for her and the children’s safety as a result of this harassment,” the order reads. Here's where it gets weird. Apparently it was White's...

Uh Oh — Leah Remini To Write A Scientology Tell-All

leah remini mario lopez Leah Remini raised some eyebrows and dropped some jaws when she abruptly "quit" Scientology, and then spoke out against it. She's not done speaking. Apparently she's currently writing a tell-all book. I want to read this so hard. More from Life & Style: Sources are saying that the 43-year-old actress is busy writing a book about her experiences in the controversial religion and the King of Queens star herself confirmed the big news! Leah explained she began to question the information...

Do People Hate Mindy Kaling?

mindy kaling chateau marmont Mindy Kaling appears to be having a Meredith Grey/Nancy Botwin problem. While Ellen Pompeo's character on Grey's Anatomy and Mary-Louise Parker's Nancy (Weeds) have arguably been the most hated female protagonists to ever be on television, Kaling is giving them some competition. Most agree it's not the actresses themselves, but their characters. Unfortunately for Kaling, she's basically playing a characterized version of herself on her show The Mindy Project, and it's not really working out. People may kind of actually hate her and/or her character. June...

American Idol Keeps Keith Urban — Yay?

keith urban performing CMA festival Keith Urban managed to avoid the great Idol wipeout of 2013. Fox is asking him to come back for another season of American Idol. Yay? Keith Urban seems boring as hell to me. Anyone watching the show care that he's coming back? I'm sincerely asking, I've maybe seen 5 minutes of footage of him in my life. The official report from People: On Thursday, Fox chairman Kevin Reilly confirmed Urban's return, and regarding other judges [ahem Ms. Lopez] said, "most of what you've heard and read abou...

Check Out Mario Lopez’s Creepy Chocolate Sculpture

mario lopez dove chocolate sculpture Oh Mario Lopez, is there anything you won't do? Doesn't look like it. Here he is promoting Dove's new chocolate line, or improved line of chocolate, or whatf-ckingever. That horrifying chocolate sculpture is supposed to be Mr. Mario Lopez. Why did they give him white hair and eyebrows? Well, the product is a new chocolate mint thing, so the white is probably the mint, but holy hell what a bad choice. It looks like Jack Lalanne, may he rest in peace. [caption id="attachment_136750" align="ali...