"I was going through the security machines at Heathrow, and the guard’s eyes went wide, and he said, 'Oh my God, it’s Loki!' Then the whole line turned around. It turned into Comic-Con. But I always say, an actor cannot call himself an actor without an audience."
-- Tom Hiddleston, Entertainment Weekly.
Douchey and eye-rolling or harmless humblebrag?...
Britney Spears isn't known for rapier wit like Stephen Fry or for engaging in philosophical debates about science with Neil deGrasse Tyson, but apparently she doesn't even know how to have a basic conversation. This is according to someone named Adrienne Bailon (ah, she was a singer in that long ago band, The Cheetah Girls.) On an episode of something called The Real, Ms. Bailon revealed Ms. Spears' shortcomings (via Zimbio):
I worked with her on The X Factor and I'm not going to lie to yo...
Classic Hollywood gossip: someone got pregnant, but the guy who thinks he's the father, isn't. From Blind Gossip:
This female celebrity found in the past month or so that she is having a baby . Congratulations!
Sort of.
You see, she is certain that her celebrity significant other isn’t the father! Yes, she did travel to see her S.O. a few times while he was away on a project, but she knows that those dates don’t coincide with the pregnancy. She also knows that the dates do coinci...
Dustin Hoffman apparently had cancer. But good news, everyone! He's okay!! His rep is not really saying much about his condition or treatment, so here's what we got, from People:
It was detected early and he has been surgically cured.["Surgically cured"? Never heard anyone describe it like that before. I like it.] Dustin is feeling great and is in good health.
And that's all they're giving us, but it's good enough for me.
You may remember that Michael Douglas also kicked cancer, though he ...
Oprah hasn't spoken publicly about Paula Deen's N-word extravaganza. Considering that she and Oprah were very tight, at least in a business way, I'm a little interested in what she has to say about the whole thing. And Oprah's also been dealing with her own issues from a former co-star who threw the N-word at her, among other insults.
Oprah sat down with E! News and spoke about Deen. (Via E Online):
I think that Paula Deen represented, you know, millions of people who have used the word....
Nelly Furtado gained some weight. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.) [ICYDK]
MLB suspension news updates, for those who care. [MoeJackson]
Here's a clip from the show Magic City. A naked clip. Happy Tuesday. [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Lindsay Lohan struts around NYC, while being filmed by Oprah's cameras. [Lainey Gossip]
...and here's even more Lohan. A clip of her hosting Chelsea Lately. [IDLYITW]
Is Tom Hiddleston a total douche? Also who the f-ck is Tom Hiddleston? [Celebitchy]
More toples...
Love love LOVE IT when celebrities cheerfully admit to hating having to workout. ESPECIALLY when it's a model or supermodel admitting it. Former Victoria's Secret Angel Helena Christensen, 44, told Red magazine that while she never worked out in her younger modeling days, she has to now -- and she hates it. From Red via Daily Mail:
Now I exercise. I walk there sighing and the hour goes soooo slowly. Like literally, I do a lot of exercises and look up at the clock and seven minutes have passed!...
Chris Brown, ugh. Loves to whine, loves to complain, loves to make excuses. He doesn't see it that way, of course. He thinks we're all dicks for not forgetting that he beat a woman until her face turned purple. Here's what he tweeted today:
That would be fantastic, thanks.
He's all pissy because he had to go to jail yesterday for a hit-and-run. He wasn't held on bail and he was let go and the whole thing took 45 minutes, and the hit-and-run was all his fault. Again, not going to ...
Naomi Watts is playing Princess Diana in a film that would fit seamlessly into Lifetime television. Not that there's anything wrong with that. It's just very...Lifetime-y. I hope they'll bring it to the US for us, because according to We Are Movie Geeks, there's no set date for the US (yet?). It will be in UK cinemas on October 10. Anyway, here's the first trailer (not just a teaser, but an actual trailer.)
I actually think Naomi Watts looks pretty good as Diana. She's no Michael Douglas as Libera...
Bob Dylan, pretty much universally known for being a songwriter, is also fond of sketching. And apparently his sketches (above) are good enough to be shown at the esteemed National Portrait Gallery in London. Because he's Bob Dylan. If these drawings came from anyone other than Bob Dylan, they would be laughed at. Unless it was Jeff Goldblum. Let me tell you, Jeff Goldblum's paintings are awesome. In a 3 wolf moon t-shirt awesome sort of way.
Some bits from BBC News:
A series of 12 paste...
Naomi Watts is a Russian prostitute. [Splash News Online]
Julie Christie went on a hunger strike? [Starpulse]
More of Rihanna's extravagant costumes in Barbados. [The Superficial]
Chris Brown went to Jail -- and was out in 45 minutes. [TMZ]
Zac Efron looks terrified trying to escape from a paparazzo. [Socialite Life]
Michael Sheen with his new girlfriend. [Lainey Gossip]
Watch Bryan Cranston on Leno, feel happy. [The Superficial]
It took Oprah to tell Lindsay Lohan that going to party in Europe after rehab ...
January Jones is advertising sharks or t-shirts something, all I can focus on whenever I listen to or watch January Jones is her unplaceable accent and her beautiful eyes. Good thing The Hollywood Reporter was paying attention. The video is, "A new public service announcement from Oceana, the largest international organization focused solely on ocean conservation." Oh, okay, then it's definitely not a Marc Jacobs shark ad, I was way off on that one.
"Healthy oceans need sharks," Ms. Jones sa...