Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Ring The Alarm: Beyonce Got A Pixie Cut

beyonce short hair Beyoncé got a pixie haircut and posted the photos, so if you're wondering why the Internet suddenly stopped, that's why. Maybe she got it cut because she got her hair stuck in a fan, or maybe she just wanted to try something new. She's going for I guess a sort of Michelle Williams (not the Destiny's Child one) thing. I think I like it? {democracy:538}...

If You Get Plastic Surgery, Olivia Wilde Thinks You’re Gross

olivia wilde chateau marmont Olivia Wilde is 29, which surprised me because I honestly thought she's been in her early -- mid 30's for a while now, and that's not me throwing shade at her or anything, because there's nothing wrong with being in your 30's. Even though she's not 30 yet, she wrote a column for Glamour magazine on the do's and dont's of turning 30. It's pretty good advice, but you may feel a little down about it if you've had plastic surgery. Here's her full quote, from Glamour: I am so saddened and grossed...

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the frisky breaking bad bingo Hey everyone, let's play Breaking Bad Bingo! [The Frisky] Olivia Wilde has a list of "do's" and "don'ts" for turning 30, and it's actually kind of helpful. [ICYDK] No one wanted to buy Farrah Abraham's reality show. Oh darn. [The Superficial] Well, hello, Rihanna's butt. Nice to see you on Instagram. [Drunken Stepfather] Ashton Kutcher wore a white t-shirt under a blazer with a pocket square to the Jobs premiere. [I'm Not Obsessed] Rachel McAdams promoting her second time travel movie in a weird Jetsons/Logan's Run outfit. [Lainey Gossip] Snooki carries...

This Is Why Lady Gaga Was Nude In A Field

lady gaga marina abramovic Naked photos of Lady Gaga in a field were posted online earlier with not much else to go on. But it turns out that there is a reason. Gaga's trying to shamelessly earn art cred joining up with legendary performance artist, Marina Abramovic for...I'm still not sure what this is for. This is even more confusing than January Jones' shark video, and that was pretty damn straightforward. It's for a project that's...uh...f-ck it, here's what their vimeo page has to say: Last week at a three-day ret...

Leah Remini Just Made A Scientology Church Leader VERY Mad

ABC's "The Family Tools" - Season One Dear Leah Remini, to quote Oda Mae Brown, "You in danger, girl." You see, we all know now that Remini left the church of Scientology, and is apparently planning to write a tell-all, which is scary enough. But she's not done. Part of the reason she left the church was because of the shady doings of church leader David Miscavige. The shadiest of all these things being the current whereabouts of his wife, Shelly. Mrs. Miscavige wasn't at Tom Cruise's wedding, and who would want to miss that madness? In fact, Remini hadn't seen Shelly for a while. Miscavige was v...

Throwback Thursday: Snoop And Britney

miley tweets 2004 photo of britney spears and snoop dogg-lion Snoop Lion/Dogg and Britney Spears are posed here in this incredible moment in time from 2004, while on the set of Britney's "Outrageous" music video (according to E Online). This photo is truly a slice of life. Where were YOU when this photo was taken? Probably daydreaming, wishing that you could be in the photo. And this photo was brought to us by Miley Cyrus, who realized it was her civic duty to tweet it. Miley is getting obsessed with Britney, y'all. Britney was 22 when this was t...

Kate Upton Felt “Terrible” About Her Sports Illustrated Cover

kate upton elle cover Kate Upton said hello to the world on the cover of Sports Illustrated  -- and felt terrible about it. Well, not in the very beginning. Just until the creepers came around. From Elle: After my first Sports Illustrated cover, I felt terrible about myself for a solid month. Every single guy I met was either married or about to be married, and I felt like I was their bachelor present or something. I'm not a toy, I'm a human. I'm not here to be used. I am a grown woman, and you need to figure you...

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lady gaga ARTPOP prosthetic limb Lady Gaga has a new promo photo for ARTPOP, and she looks like an angry office manager. Like an HR rep. [Bohomoth] Oh, and also, Lady Gaga is completely naked at some kind of wilderness retreat. [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Ashton Kutcher is kind of a dick. [Lainey Gossip] One of the last of the living Wizard of Oz munchkins has died. [Starpulse] An exclusive interview with some dude from the band Emblem3. [PopCrush] Heidi Klum wears a pretty badass suit. [Splash News Online] Mariah Carey was spat on. [Huffingto...

WHY Did Paula Deen Turn Down “Dancing With The Stars”?

paula deen face Rumours have been rampant -- rampant, I say -- that Paula Deen would join the cast of Dancing With The Stars. All they had to do was ask. Well, apparently, they did. And she turned them down. Because she has so much else going on and so much else to do. So why did she say no? According to a source close to the unemployed Food Network Star, (via Daily News), The dance floor is not the appropriate forum for her. Really? Of all the things that are inappropriate for Paula Deen to do, dancin...

Paul Schrader Makes Excuses For Lindsay Lohan

lindsay lohan blowing a kiss Paul Schrader, director of the current lolzfest The Canyons, not only took a huge chance on casting Lindsay Lohan but is now actually defending her for not bothering to show up to the film's premiere. Dude, no. She's clearly just not that into you. And by "you" I mean the film you made, and also, she's completely ungrateful and probably thinks she doesn't owe you anything. But here's his defense, via People: She's decided not to be here because she's worried coming out of rehab [and] hanging out in L.A...

Quotables — Gaby Hoffmann

gaby hoffmann crystal fairy film premiere "People are obsessed with actresses being hairless, fatless Barbie dolls. They can’t imagine that people would want to be anything other than that. When they are, it’s looked at as almost a political statement. Look at Lena Dunham. She is a gorgeous woman and people can’t stop talking about how brave she is to show herself naked, which I find totally condescending and ridiculous. If Angelina Jolie was naked onscreen no one would say she was brave. The implication is that Lena’s brave because ...

Oh, Tara Reid. You Were Doing So Well Until You Said That.

ian ziering tara reid young hollywood awards Tara Reid, dear Tara. Oh, Tara. You were doing so well! You got yourself Sharknado, a cult classic in the making, fought against rumors that you were cut from the sequel (and won the fight, she wasn't cut), and looked healthy and happy at the premiere. You were even the voice of REASON a few months ago when you spoke eloquently about Lindsay Lohan and her foolish antics. And then you went and said this, on the Discovery Channel's Shark After Dark program, live. I was like, all right, I don't ...