Kate Moss in a bikini. She looks...I don't know what the word is. Whatever the word for "not like Kate Moss" is. [Lainey Gossip]
Oprah got dissed at an expensive store (again). [Starpulse]
Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth go somewhere in public and are photographed. There, that should put those broken engagement rumors to rest. [The Superficial]
Chris Brown had a seizure. [Huffington Post]
Kim Kardashian has screwed up priorities. (Noooo. Her? Really? So weird.) [I'm Not Obsessed]
Partial Empire Records reunion on Twitter. [ICYDK]
Deadmau5 picks on Gaga an...
Lindsay Lohan, a fresh eight days out of rehab, was reported to have partied with rock band The Wanted all Wednesday night and didn't leave until Thursday morning. I find this very interesting. Lohan and Max George, singer of the band, used to date, pretty much right up until her court-ordered rehab. And I have an entire Lohan is pregnant with George's kid theory.
Here's what Page Six reported on Lindsay's late night antics.
Lindsay Lohan is back partying again just over a week after lea...
No, not THAT one. Kourtney Kardashian has a kid named Mason with Nuva Ring supplier Scott Disick. But wait, no so fast, says model Michael Girgenti aka “Premo Stallone.” He's filed a paternity suit. He's demanding a paternity test. He's saying the kid IS my son. Because of all the unprotected vaginal intercourse they had. Some more clinical details from TMZ via Celebitchy:
Michael Girgenti claims in legal docs — filed Thursday and obtained by TMZ — he met Kourtney during a photo shoot in August, 2008 (above). Girgenti says they connected and began a texting relationship for 3 months.
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Amanda Bynes is still in a psychiatric hold and was unable to go to court today in her case of conservatorship. It's probably for the best. The judge granted Bynes' parents conservatorship -- meaning, they're going to be in charge of making legal, financial, and personal decisions for her -- but unfortunately, it's only a temporary conservatorship. More from TMZ:
Amanda was not in court, because doctors at the psychiatric hospital got a 1-month extension on her psych hold ... because she's "gravely...
Avril Lavigne has a new album coming out and she posted the cover on her Facebook page and I don't really know what to say about it. I feel like she's trying to to go in a more artistic direction than she's used to or something, as this kind of looks like what Marc Jacobs would do if he had to run Hot Topic's creative. And he would never, ever do that.
She added the caption, "Thanks to all my fans for the amazing support! Here's an exclusive look at the cover of my new, self-titled album!"
I will stil...
"Scream Queen" Karen Black died. [PopBytes]
Here's Kate Upton's full Elle photoshoot, girdle and all. [Drunken Stepfather]
Barbie's got some hot new clothes. [OMGBlog]
Kim Kardashian sticks out her tongue -- is it a secret signal for help? J/K. [Huffington Post]
Someone in Sons of Anarchy is getting a divorce. [TMZ]
WHAT is this outfit? [Socialite Life]
Pics of stylish celebs at the Osheaga music and arts festival. [Hollywood PQ]
Here's some photos of Matt Damon and George Clooney...
Emma Roberts should really lie low after her recent behavior, not trying to cut in line for a donut. Or "cronut." I missed a new trend, but apparently there's these things that are part croissant, part donut. They're really, really popular, and for once, being a celebrity and Julia Roberts' niece didn't open any doors for her.
From Daily Mail:
Emma rocked up at the Dominique Ansel Bakery, home to the Cronut - a combination of a croissant and donut which is currently all the rage.
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Sylvester Stallone's twitter crusade against Bruce Willis is making a whole lot more sense now that we have all the details. Stallone tweeted that Willis was, "GREEDY AND LAZY" and that he was "out" and Harrison Ford was "in" (and this was followed with many exclamation points.) He was referring to The Expendables 3, and now we know why Willis was out.
According to The Hollywood Report, Bruce Willis wanted...get ready for this...$1 million PER DAY. They said no.
And you know what's almost crazier? They were w...
Well THAT was fast. Shelly Miscavige, wife of Scientology leader/ruler David Miscavige, has apparently been found after being missing for seven years. Except, that, according to the church, she was never missing. She just wasn't seen in public. Ever. And if you asked about her, and wouldn't stop, people would get very angry. This is what Leah Remini discovered, which is why she filed a missing person's report for Shelly with the LAPD.
TMZ has been covering the story...religiously. (Sorry, co...
Amber Tamblyn is being known as a smart, cool, slightly quirky actress in Hollywood, right? She won me over with this brilliant and hilarious email exchange with Tyrese. She married David Cross which earns (both of them) a hundred cool points. So what in the ever-loving f-ck is she doing joining the cast of Two And A Half Men??
Okay the answer is probably obvious: money. But still. Amber. Ugh. Here are some details from Us Weekly:
Amber Tamblyn has been cast as Jenny Harper, the illegitimate lesbian daughter of the late Charlie Harper (formerly played by ...
There's a blind item out about someone being secretly pregnant and I would bet everything I own that it's Lindsay Lohan. As with blind items, we may never find out the truth. Okay, maybe not everything I own, but half. I need to imagine no possessions. I wonder if I can.
This item, from Blind Gossip, is about a "young, multi-talented female star" (shh stop laughing, I still think it's Lohan) who has never been "fat" but when she gains weight, in it's in her face and neck. That checks out ...