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Lana Del Rey May Take A 6 Month Break

lana del rey LAX fans Lana Del Rey may take about 6 months off from making music because fame is such a bummer. Being famous makes her feel uncreative and also unable to meet weird people late at night. This all makes sense to her. Here's her actual quote, from Radio via Elle: I don’t think [fame has] been conducive to writing, being on the road and all that. I don’t really feel inspired to write at all, but beforehand, when I was in Brooklyn for nine years…I was kind of a night owl and just walked around and...

WTF Casting Choice Of The Century Is Ben Affleck As Batman

ben affleck batman Ben Affleck is going to get so much money. He's going to be Batman. In public. In the movies. Someone is paying him to be Batman. This is all legal. This is happening. This makes a lot of sense because we've been needing a Batman who is over 40 and Ben Affleck blew us all away as Daredevil. If they're going for the cheesy George Clooney/Val Kilmer Batman years, then this is a great choice. If not...I stand by my WTF. Here's some of the official release, from Warner Brothers Facebook page: BEN ...

Gaga And Katy Perry Are Seated Next To Each Other At The VMAs

lady gaga katy perry vmas seating Katy Perry is still slaying Lady Gaga on the charts and you know someone at MTV is hoping for some conflict, or at least GIF worthy moments between the two, so why not sit them together? Yup, Ms. Perry and Ms. Lady G are assigned side-by-side seats at the VMAs at the Barclays Center (photos via their twitter). Other notable seat buddies are Robin Thicke and Miley, and Kanye West and Justin Timberlake. There are rumors that Timberlake will reunite with *NSYNC at the show but I haven't see...

Holy Crap – Jennifer Lopez Had A Stalker Living In Her Pool House

jennifer lopez crying This is some creepy horror movie stuff right here. Jennifer Lopez has a very dedicated stalker. How dedicated? He lived in Ms. Lopez's pool house for a few days without anyone realizing he was there. Um, that may be a sign that you have way too much money if your house/property is so big that you don't realize someone is secretly living in your backyard. Just saying. More deets from TMZ: According to Southampton police, 49-year-old John M. Dubis basically moved in to J.Lo's $10 million pad...

Here Are Sofia Coppola’s Favorite Twee Hipster Things

sofia coppola louis vuitton Sofia Coppola sums up everything people love or hate about young female filmmakers and fashionistas. Her films are about spoiled and/or depressed young women set to indie music or classic old tunes. She was the face of Marc Jacobs. She was born into Hollywood royalty. People are either fans of hers, or anti-fans -- it's hard to find a middle ground. So if you love her, you'll appreciate this list of her favorite things, and if you hate her, it will confirm everything you already hate about her. She spoke with The Wall Street Jou...

Lohan’s Big Oprah Interview Was A Big Ratings Flop

oprah's next chapter lindsay lohan Lindsay Lohan sat down with Oprah and told her she checked into rehab for the very first time because she used Ambien and it scared her (to which Oprah gave the most skeptical look ever and tried get more of an explanation and gave up) and also that she did cocaine "Ten to fifteen times" to which everyone torrenting this mess laughed mightily. I guess a lot of people at this point are fed up with Lohan, because the interview was one of Oprah's lowest rated interviews, ever. Some stats from The ...

Kelly Clarkson Is Going To Elope Because She’s Pretty Busy

kelly clarkson wedding gown Kelly Clarkson is engaged to some dude named Brandon Blackstock and they've been talking about psyched they are to have a huge wedding. But then Clarkson realized, oh this is a lot of work and I've got a busy schedule, let's elope instead. Whatever, works for me. It's not like I would have been invited. From People: We are so busy that we finally just came to terms the other night and were like, 'So, we change our minds and we want to elope.' We just got so overwhelmed by it – all the decis...

Uh Oh, Is Bachelorette Desiree Over Her Fiance Already?

desiree chris the bachelorette engaged Desiree Hartsock, our most recent Bachelorette, pretty much picked her second choice, Chris Siegfried. Her first choice, Brooks, chose to leave the show. Probably so he could make out with more older women. So Desiree picked Chris, and people gave her a lot of shit for it, saying she didn't really love him and just wanted to get married. Well, there are rumors that the pair aren't happy and may be ready to break up soon. I'm honestly surprised that she moved to Seattle for him. I thought they would have broken up before that happened. But real life in Seattle seems t...

Wentworth Miller Is Gay And He’s Not Going To Your Film Festival

wentworth miller resident evil: afterlife Wentworth Miller (best known for starring in the TV show Prison Break) came out today because he was offered an invitation to a film festival in St. Petersburg and Russia is not exactly cool with gay people right now, which is why he declined the invite. He wrote the festival director a letter fully explaining why. From GLAAD: Dear Ms. Averbakh: Thank you for your kind invitation. As someone who has enjoyed visiting Russia in the past and can also claim a degree of Russian ancestry, it would...

Rapper Le1f Accuses Uber Of Racism

rapper Le1f If the title of this post makes no sense to you, allow me to break it down. Uber is a like a taxi service. You download their app, request a ride by tapping a button the screen, and a driver picks you up in an Uber car. All the payment is handled with Uber and not the driver, so you don't tip them. And the drivers can come from basically anywhere, by which I mean, there's no regulated standard with drivers the way there is with say, an NYC taxi company. Think of it as paying a bunch of people...

Lily Tomlin To Marry Longtime Girlfriend?

lily tomlin jane wagner Lily Tomlin has been in one of the longest Hollywood relationships ever. No, like EVER. She's been with girlfriend Jane Wagner for 42 years. FORTY-TWO YEARS. And up until now, they haven't been legally allowed to be married. Britney was married to her first husband for a handful of hours, but yeah, no, gotta preserve the sanctity of marriage. Tomlin revealed her marriage plans to E Online. From E Online via Daily Mail: Jane and I have been together for 42 years. We're thinking maybe we'l...

Still No Idea Why The Famous Jett Jackson Committed Suicide

lee thompson young rizzoli and isles Lee Thompson Young, of The Famous Jett Jackson and Rizzoli & Isles, committed suicide on Monday, but no one has any idea why. It's a little odd. The gunshot wound appears to be self inflicted, but it's odd because there was no suicide note left, nor any indication of Young wanting to kill himself. No one is sure WTF happened. From TMZ: Law enforcement is STUMPED as to why Lee Thompson Young shot himself to death ... TMZ has learned. Our sources say Young did not leave a suicide note. He had a dia...