Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Gaga Gives Us A Peek At Her Rocker Side With New Song

lady gaga manicure song swinefest Well shit, this was bound to happen: I like Lady Gaga again. F-ck me, right? I like the direction she's heading in. I like her new pared down look. I like her new face. (I liked her old one, too. And monsters, please. No one loses 30 pounds -- not that I believe she gained that much in the first place -- but no one loses 30 pounds and gets a brand new face. You don't lose weight in your nose and gain weight in your lips.) And while I wasn't thrilled with "Applause" -- and neither were a lot of people -- it's growing on me. She's been giving us ...

Following Michael Douglas And Catherine, Clint Eastwood And Wife Separate

clint eastwood giraffe Clint Eastwood and his wife, Dina Eastwood, have been married for 17 years. That's a long-ass time. About a day after Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones came public with their separation, the Eastwoods announced theirs. Though this is coming out today, rumors suggest that they've actually been apart since 2011 and that this is just them making it legal. But they appear to be on good terms. Here's more from Contact Music: Clint Eastwood and his wife of 17 years, Dina, have separated. Dina Ea...

Kate Moss Has A Secret Instagram

kate moss the ivy club Katy Perry, Madonna, Lady Gaga, and Rihanna are the ones I think of when I think about celebs who share a lot on Instagram. Then there are a few celebrity Instagram accounts that surprise me. Celebs I'd never even think would be on Instagram. Like Taco Bell. [caption id="attachment_138233" align="aligncenter" width="350"] Now just picture a filter over this. Amazing, right?[/caption] Kate Moss is someone I would not expect to see on Instagram. And I won't. Because even though Miss Moss has one, it appears to be ...

Oh God No: You Won’t Believe What Fergie Named Her Baby

fergie josh duhamel axl Fergie and Josh Duhamel welcomed their baby boy this morning. Hope she's feeling maternal by now. What is with all the damn babies being born this month (and this whole summer?) Do people get super bored and super randy in the winter season? They named their kid...get ready for this...Axl. Yes, after Axl Rose. AXL. Um. Fergie is doing great after giving birth via C-section and is, according to TMZ, "recuperating in style, staying in one of the V.I.P. suites famously used by celebrities like Kim Kardashian." I know she's a Guns 'N Roses fan, but this is a...

Michelle Obama’s Got Some New Hair

michelle obama new hair Michelle Obama's got some new hair, everyone. Tell the people. It's very important. The First Lady didn't go into full-on shocking Beyoncé pixie cut mode, but it's definitely a different look. She appears to have added some highlights. Done by a small child, because man, they look messy to me. I'm not sure if this is better or worse than the bangs. Which look do you guys prefer?...

Badass Ex-Scientologist Leah Remini To Do Dancing With The Stars??

leah remini dancing with the stars Brace yourselves: Dancing with the Stars is coming, and with it, casting rumors! I LOVE DWTS CASTING RUMORS. First, here are the confirmed dancers: -- Valerie Harper, of Rhoda fame (confirmed by TMZ). Valerie Harper is also badass in her own right. She's got a form of terminal brain cancer but she wants to do DWTS to bring as much attention to cancer research as possible. I'm guessing she's donating her fee to that, too. It's great that she's feeling well enough to do this show. People make fun of it, but DWTS can be very gru...

Kim Kardashian Had No Idea Her Brother-In-Law Had A Serious Drug Problem

lamar odom fast food Kim Kardashian apparently had no idea that her brother-in-law, Lamar Odom, had a serious drug problem. Over the past few days, everything's coming out. Odom disappeared on a presumed binge and was found at a hotel. Wife Khloe Kardashian wants to separate. THEN everybody denied that any of that happened. Uh, okay. Someone should tell his agent that. So, basically, there's actual drama going on with the Kardashians. Miss Kim has had a lot going on lately, too. She just had a baby and then slept for 6 weeks. When she woke ...

Catherine Zeta-Jones And Michael Douglas Not Divorcing, But Separating

catherine zeta-jones michael douglas AFI awards Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones aren't divorcing, at least not yet. They are, however, separating. Gee, maybe because Michael Douglas blamed C Z-J for his cancer (a claim he tried to take back, but too late, bro.) Here's the official statement from Ms. Zeta-Jones' rep, gave E! News, via E Online: Catherine and Michael are taking some time apart to evaluate and work on their marriage. From that sentence, E! has gleaned that, "it's important to note that the Oscar-winning spouses have yet to ...

Huge Breaking Bad Spoiler

dean norris breaking bad spoiler funny or die Dean Norris, who plays Hank on Breaking Bad, just released this video he made where he reads the final scene of the last episode of the show. It's...pretty shocking. Breaking Bad is in its last season with only (sob) 5 episodes left but if you just can't wait...watch the video. Dean Norris Spoils Breaking Bad from Dean Norris I'm pretty sure NO ONE saw that coming. I mean I think we all knew there was going to be a Walt/Hank showdown...but not like that. What a daring move! Have ...

I Am Done Giving Miley Attention

robin thicke miley cyrus mtv vmas Miley Cyrus and Robin Thicke gave a really crappy performance at the MTV VMAs and I am just so effing over it. I'm sick of giving Miley attention for "just being Miley" and I'm sick of giving Robin Thicke attention for being (not having) a big dick. I am not going to report on any of Miley's VMA antics or the aftermath. People are losing their shit over her and Thicke's stupid routine. Enough. People are also forgetting that Thicke looked just as stupid, sang just as poorly, and was just as gross. This was not all Miley's fault. ...

Michael Bublé’s Kid Was Born Today

Luisana Lopilato Michael Bublé baby Michael Bublé and his wife, Luisana Lopilato, welcomed their son Noah into the world today. I really want to make a joke about how we just haven't met him yet, but Bublé and Lopilato posted a photo of them with their baby on Instagram, so they f-cked that up for me. Thanks a lot, jerks. On the birth of his new son, Bublé said, Wow, this just sucks. Kidding. He tweeted (via USA Today), Overjoyed and filled with gratitude at the arrival of our son Noah Bublé. Born this morning, Augu...