David Bowie and Mick Jagger should totally play roommates who don't get along, with Lou Reed as their landlord, and Iggy Pop as the cat lady down the hall. This totally isn't going to happen, but a fictionalized show around Bowie and Jagger's experiences in 1970s might, and with Martin Scorsese on board. This sounds way too good to be true. Here's what Daily Mail is saying:
The drama will be based on a fictional account – first compiled decades ago by the rock stars – of the sleazy recor...
Cate Blanchett is known for her super sharp fashion tastes. She's always the face of something or other, and for high end labels. Oh and she's also an Oscar winning actress or whatever. She's also known for taking daring fashion risks that sometimes do not pay off. I think this is one of them.
This is the dress Ms. Blanchett wore to the Blue Jasmine screening at the Deauville Film Festival in France.
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Justin Bieber is not the most beloved celeb in the world right now and I guess someone decided he's had enough of that darn kid. Mr. Beeby Beebs was randomly attacked at a nightclub in Canada. Because it was in Canada, I'm guessing his attacker opened with, "I'm so sorry, but I'm gonna have to attack ya now, eh?" This is based on repeated viewings of How I Met Your Mother, which I can only assume is based on real life. Bieber defended himself by kicking the dude until his bodyguards rushed i...
Katy Perry released a poster to get us excited for her upcoming music video for her smash hit, "Roar."Â Ms. Perry already released a "lyric" video for the song (and I hate that these are a thing now) so this video will be a regular ole music video. This poster has it all. It's got the look of old pulp novels and B-movies. It's got Katy in a Tarzan-inspired outfit. It's got some stranger Indiana Jones-looking bitch in the distance. It's solid.
As the poster says, her video is coming September...
Harry Connick, Jr. has appeared on American Idol here and there as a "mentor" and performer, but now he's going to be a judge, joining Jennifer Lopez and Keith Urban. I think he'll be great because I remember in those episodes when the happy Idol kids would have to see Connick and sing for him and he would be really blunt and unimpressed and would dash dreams if necessary. So I'm down for more of that. This means that Dr. Luke will NOT be joining the show. A deal could not be reached.  The Hollywood Reporter was first to pick up the story. Here's a bit of AI lunacy ...
Robin Thicke is really living it up this week, thanks to a diabolical performance with She Who Must Not Be Named at the MTV VMAs. Careful, Robin. Looks like you're flying a little too close to the sun. Like maybe you shouldn't cup some random woman's ass in a photo. We know you're married. Here's the photo:
He's really getting up there. Goddamn. The chick is some rando named Lana Scolaro. The Daily Mail (via Daily News) described her as a, "New York student and socialite." LOL, shut u...
Lamar Odom is not having the best week ever. Amid his substance abuse problems, he was arrested for driving under the influence. But apparently, this isn't even his first car incident of the week. A few days before the DUI charge, he was in a minor accident, coincidentally on the same freeway he was pulled over on for said DUI. While the accident was minor, Odom's behavior made it bizarre.
From The L.A. Times:
The crash was not reported to authorities, but Los Angeles Times reporter Adolfo Flores said his car was rear-ended by another vehicle hit by Odom's white Merc...
Justin Timberlake is a huge fan of Justin Timberlake. Which is why Justin Timberlake thinks Justin Timberlake would be a perfect choice for The Riddler. Look, we already have Ben Affleck as Batman -- do we have to make more poor decisions? How much can one franchise take?
From Rolling Stone:
Timberlake said in a recent interview on New York radio station Fresh 102.7 that he would rather play a bad guy than take on a role like Batman's sidekick Robin. "Now, a villain! I'll tell you the villain I want to play more than anything – because I grew up loving Batman â€...
Lindsay "300 Strikes And You're Out" Lohan has been doing pretty well since she got out of rehab for the millionth time. She got paid $2 million for an interview with Oprah (that no one watched) as well as a "docuseries." She hosted an episode of Chelsea Lately and shot a guest appearance on the TV show Eastbound & Down. She got good reviews -- the only good reviews -- for the crapfest known as The Canyons. There's even rumors that she'll host the season premiere of Saturday Night Live.
So I guess since everything's coming up...
Dave Chappelle has a habit of walking away when things don't go his way, and when he feels his fans don't appreciate him. Part of the reason he left his popular Chappelle's Show is because he didn't like that his fans were always coming up to him saying, "I'm Rick James, bitch!", one of his signature catchphrases. Then, in June of 2004, when the audience kept shouting the popular phrase during a stand-up show, Mr. Chappelle simply walked off the stage, prematurely ending his set. He then returned, onl...
Lamar Odom's problems keep getting worse. He's dealing with a serious drug issue and is thus having marital problems. And now he has a DUI arrest. From The L.A. Times:
Veteran NBA player Lamar Odom was released from custody Friday morning after spending about 3½ hours in jail for his arrest on suspicion of driving under the influence.
Odom, 33, was released after posting $15,000 bond and is expected in Van Nuys Municipal Court on Sept. 27.
The 6-foot-10 forward, who most recently played with the Clippers and is now a free agent, was arrested Friday morning after a California Highway Patro...
IN A BOLD AND SHOCKING MOVE, LENA DUNHAM DID A COVER FOR MARIE CLAIRE UKÂ -- WHILE LOOKING PRETTY!! IS THE WORLD READY FOR THIS? ARE YOU GUYS GOING TO BE OKAY? THIS WILL SURELY DEVASTATE HATERS EVERYWHERE. IT'S LIKE SHE DIDN'T EVEN THINK OF THEM WHEN SHE DECIDED TO WEAR EYE MAKEUP!
Hopefully my sarcasm was made clear by that cavalcade of caps lock. Lena Dunham was Marie Claire UK's cover girl and she looks very pretty. How daring!!!
Of COURSE the article wastes no time talking about Lena's bod...