Today's Evil Beet Gossip

“Fifty Shades” Fans Really Need To Get Lives

alexis bledel matt bomer fifty shades of grey Fifty Shades of Grey fans are the new Twilight fans in terms of  the "you guys are absolutely nuts" factor. Casting for the lead actors in the Fifty Shades film was just announced. Dakota Johnson and Charlie Hunnam "won" the roles, and fans are downright pissed. You see, they wanted Matt Bomer and Alexis Bledel. And because they're totally f-cking delusional, they think that writing a petition and getting signatures will change this. Here's their petition, straight from Change.org: Matt B...

James Franco Makes Controversial Rape Joke

james franco film festival venice James Franco was roasted on Comedy Central by his famous comedian friends. I didn't watch it because I value my time. Everyone got some good shots in at James Franco's pretentiousness and failure as an Oscar host. Mr. Franco ended the evening with a rape joke directed at pal Seth Rogen that has some people steamed. Here's what he said (via Salon): Seth was really hilarious tonight. But the jokes suggesting that I was gay … coming from you, Seth, really hurts because it reminds of the time on the set of ‘Pineapple Express’ when Se...

What Was The Biggest Event Of The Summer? VOTE!

MET GALA 2013 Though summer's technically not over, I think it's time to take a look back at everything that happened these summer months. There was a LOT. What do you think was the most shocking? The most WTF? The best fashion moment? Let's vote!   {democracy:543}   {democracy:544}   {democracy:545}   {democracy:546}   {democracy:547}   {democracy:548}   {democracy:549}   In case you need a refresher, here are some links to these stories:   Read More...

And The Model Of The Year Is…

kate upton Kate Upton is Model of the Year! Kind of a short year, isn't it? Ms. Upton will receive her honor at the 10th Annual Style Awards, which will for the first time ever, be broadcast on TV -- on CNN. Uh, okay. Nicole Richie will host. The show will be held at the once prestigious Lincoln Center, which recently screened The Canyons for its grand premiere. (Thanks to Fashionista for the details and Huffington Post.) Upton's been filming her screen debut with Cameron Diaz. She will likely be wearing a bikini for most of ...

Check Out Cher’s New Album Covers

cher album cover Cher's 26th studio album, Closer to the Truth drops at the end of the month (9/30 or 9/24 according to E Online and Digital Spy, respectively) and she makes a stunning 27-year-old on the album covers. Both covers are pretty much the same except for her pose. God, I would kill to see the un- photoshopped versions of these! Well, not kill. That's a bit extreme. I would take someone's gum. The LAST stick in their pack. And I would take it without even asking! She's got high hopes for the alb...

Kate Bosworth Got Married And Martha Stewart Is Psyched!

kate bosworth michael polish wedding photo The perpetually skinny as f-ck Kate Bosworth got married this weekend in the middle of nowhere, Montana. She married writer/director Michael Polish. Martha Stewart is totally psyched. She featured their wedding on Martha Stewart Weddings website. This means we get some details about the wedding, like what they gave guests. Spoiler alert: personal cacti!! And burlap totes containing "locally bottled huckleberry soda" and "a handwritten message from the duo" (Martha Stewart Weddings). They were married on ...

Amanda Bynes’ Twitter Hacked

photo of amanda bynes pictures Good news, everyone: when Amanda Bynes tweeted "I love drake" a few days ago, it turns out that it wasn't actually her doing the tweeting. This is good news because we've heard that since Bynes has been in a hospital for her mental health, she's been making great progress, and this tweet would have been a step back. Someone, and I'm looking at her fake wanna-be publicist who tweeted that the cops showed up at Bynes' apartment which prompted Jenny McCarthy to get involved, probably knew her passwor...

Hollywood Casts British Dude In Big Budget Softcore Porn

charlie hunnam christian grey Fifty Shades of Grey's lead, Christian Grey, was finally cast for the film adaption of the crappiest of books. I think it's hilarious that Hollywood is so invested in making what is essentially a big budget softcore pornographic film. So to middle-aged moms everywhere, MEET YOUR CHRISTIAN GREY! (Oh and by the way, the female lead has also been cast. Her name is Dakota Johnson, and Melanie Griffith is her mom and her dad is Don Johnson. Those are her best credentials. I'm sure it was super hard ...

Lady Gaga’s iTunes Festival Was A Thing That Happened

lady gaga wears a bubble machine in london Last night Lady Gaga did a concert in London as part of an iTunes festival, meaning that if you have iTunes or the iTunes festival app, you could watch Gaga do her first live show in a bazillion years. Pretty incredible that we have the technology to watch live concerts across the world in real time in color on our cell phones. That amazed me more than her performance. Jennifer and I watched it from across the country and we both had the same sense of, "WTF is this?" I liked her opening numb...

Lance Bass Is Engaged, Y’all

lance bass fiance michael turchin Lance Bass is engaged to be married to Michael Turchin, who looks like some hot combination of Adrien Brody and someone hotter than Adrien Brody. Us Weekly says they have the exclusive details, so here they are: Dating since December 2011, the couple got engaged in New Orleans after Bass proposed to the aspiring actor and model with a black diamond band. He even texted his future husband's parents to ask for their permission first. "They're such a great couple, everyone is so happy for th...

Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week — End of August

daniel radcliffe blue blazer What a week it's been. We came off of She Who Must Not Be Named and all other kinds of hot mess outfits at the VMAs and ended with Daniel Radcliffe doing this (above). A lot going on. Here are the best, worst, and WTF celebrity looks of the week -- end of August. Click to find out my best, worst, and WTF picks! Read More...

This Was Amanda Bynes’ First Tweet Since Her Psychiatric Hold

amanda bynes twitter pic Amanda Bynes has had one dramatic summer. After setting fire to a stranger's driveway, Bynes got a court-ordered psychiatric hospital stay where she's being treated for PTSD. She hasn't tweeted since July 19 when she tweeted, "Drake is gorgeous." Bynes has been tweeting about Drake a lot. The rapper finally talked about her tweets in an interview with XXL. Spoiler alert: he's not thrilled. Well...sorry, Drake. She's back. Though she's still undergoing mandatory psychiatric care, Bynes broke her twit...