Nicole Kidman was walking around all flawless when paparazzo Carl Wu sped by on his bicycle -- on the sidewalk, like an effing jerk -- and knocked her down. She was mad. I would be mad too, because people on bikes shouldn't bike on THE SIDEWALK. Sidewalk's for regular walkin', not fancy walkin'. Ms. Kidman is apparently going to press charges. Here's more on the incident from News.com.au:
Nicole Kidman will press charges after she was knocked over by a paparazzo who crashed into her on a bicycle as she le...
Abigail Breslin hasn't been the little girl from Little Miss Sunshine since 2006 but I'm still pretty shocked to see these photos of her from a few nights ago. She's 17 now and has bright blonde hair, like ya do when you're 17. She is BRINGING it in this floor length dress/denim jacket combo.
Miss Breslin is on the verge of a whitehot 2006 Lohan career. In 2006, Lohan starred with Meryl Streep in A Prairie Home Companion. Now Breslin stars with Streep (and Julia Roberts) in August: Osage Coun...
Kate Middleton amazing post-baby body blah blah blah no but seriously look at her. It's been almost 8 weeks since Kate, Duchess of Cambridge, gave birth and she already looks like her pre-birth slender self. EVEN after a McDonalds trip. I mean, just wow. They Royals really are a cut above the rest of us.
Here is Ms. Middleton with her rando husband at the Tusk Trust Awards, which is probably something about saving elephants. As opposed to destroying them. Yeah.
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Julie Chen got plastic surgery when she was around 25. But it wasn't your typical plastic surgery (read: not boobs). It was to "fix" her "Asian eyes." And she felt like she had no choice but to undergo the procedure. Here's what she had to say about it, on The Talk (via Daily News):
[My boss at the time] said, 'Let's face it Julie, how relatable are you to our community? How big of an Asian community do we have in Dayton? On top of that, because of your Asian eyes, I've noticed that when you're on camera, you look disinterested and bored.' [And my agent] said, 'I cannot represent you unless you...
Lady Gaga went on Andy Cohen's Watch What Happens Live (you know, the show where Jillian Michaels is persona non grata) and said a lot of stuff that is sure to induce eye rolling, but she's well aware of that possible side effect.
Two words for you: lady pond. Gaga likes to refer to being with women as "dipping into the lady pond." Here's more from the Lady's lips, via Daily News:
I like girls. I've said that [before]. I know people think I just say things to be shocking, but I actually do l...
Breaking Bad has three more episodes to go before it is gone forever. FOREVER. No more new episodes of Breaking Bad. No more new episodes of watching Walter White quietly intimidate someone while Jesse overreacts and ruins everything. No more chances for you to steal a copy of the script. No more reasons for Bryan Cranston to tell us about his real-life murder plans.
But then, hope. Light. Love.
The plans for a Breaking Bad spinoff, Better Call Saul, are in place. It looks like it is going to happen. It's a real project!
From The Hollywood Reporter:
After several weeks of hea...
Courtney Love and Gwyneth Paltrow are BFFs. From what Ms. Love describes, they're very close. What the f-ck do they talk about? I want to know! I want to be there. I just want to sit there and hear everything and dart my eyes side to side like I'm watching a tennis match. She gave us a wonderful glimpse of what that would be like when she spoke to New York Magazine.
NYM: Did you hear about the Gwyneth Paltrow versus Vanity Fair feud?
CL: No, what is it?
She sent an e-mail to friends say...
Holly Madison is little miss Disney Princess right up there with Mariah Carey. Both of them celebrated their marriage at Disneyland. (Note: the above photo is not from their wedding, nor is that her husband. That is Dumbo, the elephant. And he's been through a lot so don't give him shit, okay?) Ms. Madison wed the shady Pasquale Rotella at The Happiest Place on Earth. Mariah and Nick Cannon renewed their vows there, complete with Cinderella carriage.
BUT ANYWAY, this is about Holly Madison and...
Emily Blunt's got a baby all up in her, and it was put there by husband John Krasinski. Ms. Blunt is known best for playing the, "wait, is she attractive?" role in films, except of course in The Devil Wears Prada in which we could all agree that yes, she was damn attractive.
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Mr. Krasinski is best known as Jim "please just dump Pam in this last season of The Office" Halpert. This will be their first child for bo...
Lady Gaga successfully got one super secret potentially damaging document suppressed in court, but she's got another legal battle to take on. Her former personal assistant, Jennifer O'Neill, is taking Gaga to court on grounds of, "you were the worst boss ever and you still owe me money." The legal jargon, from ABC News:
O'Neill worked for the singer for one to two months in early 2009 and for 13 months beginning in February 2010, and the judge said both sides agree she was expected to be available...
Kate Middleton apparently visited at a McDonalds with the royal nanny. Everyone, clutch your monocles, stop the internet, and hold your pearls, because this is huge. Someone needs to tell Jennifer Aniston that Kate Middleton, her hair idol, went to McDonalds and who knows, maybe even ate a Big Mac.
Yes everyone, I am on celebrity fast food watch. I am very aware of when Beyoncé gets In-N-Out and Lamar Odom gets Taco Bell. I find out and then I am hungry. It is like the worst superpower ever.
E Online claims that this all happened. They have photos of Ms. Middleton outside the McDonalds (like the one above) and they admit they don't know what she got -- so can we even believe that she even went inside? CAN WE? WHO THE F-CK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO TRUST?
This guy. We trust this guy. It's just a matter of it.
Kate Middleton apparently visited at a McDonalds with the royal nanny. Everyone, clutch your monocles, stop the internet, and hold your pearls, because this is huge. Someone needs to tell Jennifer Aniston that Kate Middleton, her hair idol, went to McDonalds and who knows, maybe even ate a Big Mac.
Yes everyone, I am on celebrity fast food watch. I am very aware of when Beyoncé gets In-N-Out and Lamar Odom gets Taco Bell. I find out and then I am hungry. It is like the worst superpower ever.
E Online claims that this all happened. They have photos of Ms. Middleton outside the...
Oprah revealed in O The Oprah Magazine (damn, wonder who she had to screw to get that coverage!) something that "really freaks" her out. And it's Billy Joel.
Hey, just kidding!!! Oprah would never be afraid of one William Joel. No, Oprah's big fear is BALLOONS!
Not kidding this time, promise. Here's what she said in O (via People):
I don't like balloons, and for my 40th birthday my entire staff decided to surprise me. I come downstairs and the entire audience is filled with balloons. Liter...