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Jay Z And Beyonce Are Forbes Highest Earning Couple With HOW Much?

jay z beyonce social media pics Jay Z and Beyoncé are crazy in wealth, placing #1 on Forbes highest-earning celebrity couples list. And with HOW much? Forbes estimates, "$95 million in earnings between June 2012 and June 2013." That sort of number makes me want to type LOL for 5 minutes straight (don't worry, I won't.) I can't even comprehend that much money. How did they get so much much money? Forbes points to the evidence. Both are musicians at the top of their games, with multiple hits under their belts. Jay Z’s...

Snooki Calls Her Boobs “Disgusting”

snooki dancing with the stars Celebrity boob alert! Snooki is talking about her boobs and not favorably. She says they're "disgusting." And she's blaming her kids. Motherhood and all that. I guess some women experience boob saggage after having kids, but she's only 25. Poor girl. She can afford to get them fixed though, which is what she's thinking of doing. As told to Bethenny Frankel on her show Bethenny (via People): My boobs are disgusting. My boobs are hanging, my boobs got so big. You can't see now because I have...

Ray J Overheard Cops Making Fun Of Whitney Houston’s Dead Body

photo of ray j and whitney houston sex tape pictures photos Ray J (yes, the I hit it I hit it I hit it I hit it I hit it I hit it first Ray J) was allegedly involved with Whitney Houston before her death. Like, right before. When police went to collect her body, he apparently overheard some of them making fun of her naked, dead body. This whole thing is just bizarre and sad. From TMZ, via Daily Freeman: Sources reportedly told the website Ray J heard a "disrespectful comment" about Houston, followed by loud laughter. He reportedly got angry and tried to get i...

The Trailer For Nicole Kidman’s Grace Kelly Movie Is Out

nicole kidman princess grace film Nicole Kidman is a controversial choice for the upcoming Grace Kelly biopic. Controversial for a few reasons, but it seems like the main one is that she's too old. But it should be noted that the movie isn't covering the Princess of Monaco's entire life; it's mostly about her later years as princess, for which I think Ms. Kidman is well suited. But see the teaser trailer for yourself and let me know what you think. It's time to get ready for the battle of the princess biopics. Kidman's pal,...

BREAKING: CHRISTINA AGUILERA FEELS SEXY!

christina aguilera 2013 Big news: Christina Aguilera feels sexy. And not just sexy, but, "sexier than ever" (People)! Good for her. I'm actually not 100% sarcastic about saying that. I know she's struggled with weight issues in the past, so to be at a place where she feels "sexier than ever" is a great thing for her. Here's more from her interview with Jay Leno, via People: I'm a big micromanager. I'm a stickler about organization: Everything needs a place, a purpose. ... I think every woman should relax and allow herself ...

Jon Gosselin Is A Waiter In Pennsylvania

jon gosselin Jon Gosselin is being sued by ex wife Kate for being some sort of computer hacking wizard, but if she wins the lawsuit she's not gonna get millions of dollars considering Jon Gosselin's dramatic new lifestyle. He works as a waiter in Beckersville, Pennsylvania. And he's okay with it. As he told Entertainment Tonight (via Daily News), At first I was nervous because I was like 'How are people going to react?' But then I'm thinking 'Well it's fun and I get to talk to people.' And they technically already know me … they're like 'Are you the guy?' I'm like 'Yeah, I'm the guy.' I’ve hit rock bottom...

And The World’s Best Dressed Woman Is…

kerry washington project runway fashion week ...Kerry Washington was named The World's Best Dressed Woman, according to People magazine. I always feel that Ms. Washington misses more than she hits, but when she hits, it's good. She has this perfect ladylike style, with her gloves and circle skirts. People agrees, saying (via Starpulse), There has been a trend this year in lady-like fashion, and I think she is almost single-handedly responsible for it. Washington explained, I don't wear a lot of pants. When I go somewhere I want to know I'm going to be comfortable and I'm dressed for the event. The inte...

For The Millionth Time, Jennifer Aniston Isn’t Pregnant

jennifer aniston red carpet life of crime premiere Jennifer Aniston's rep probably has "Jennifer is not pregnant" copied and ready to paste at all times. Because for what feels like the millionth time, her rep is again denying that Ms. Aniston is pregnant, in response to this Us Weekly cover: Aniston's rep told the Daily Mail's MailOnline, "Jennifer is not pregnant" told NY Daily News, "The entire story is a fabrication. Jennifer is not pregnant!" and spiced it up with Page Six saying, "Jennifer is NOT pregnant". It seems that rumors started up again after Aniston was photographed in a tight-fitting purple gown. Her rep goes on to ex...

Cher Takes Back Her Miley Insults…Sort Of

cher gay pride performance Cher went into full-on "I don't give a f-ck, I'm Cher" mode when she went off on Miley Cyrus in an interview with USA Today. I thought she did a great job of calling her out. Sure, it was a little insulting, but it was based on reality. Cher had some points. Well now it seems like IF SHE COULD TURN BACK TIME, she wouldn't say those things. Here are her 5 tweets on the subject: Re:Miley S....I Think What I Think,but Having Said That...I'm a little ashamed (which is Total bullshit,how can u B a LIT...

Lady Gaga Analyzes Her Own Song On Twitter

lady gaga wearing a mask in NYC Lady Gaga, it's like you actively seek to make people dislike you. Your latest attempt is to analyze your own song, Applause, through a series of tweets. Why? Who knows. But here are your 5 tweets in a row on your #8 iTunes hit. Ohhhh, I get what you're doing now. You're trying to get that song higher up on the charts. Oh, girl. From earliest to most recent: 'Applause' is a very meaningful song to me, because it addresses what many think of 'celebrities' today, that we 'do it' for the attention. But...

Lohan’s Dating A Football Player

lindsay lohan matt nordgren instagram photo Lindsay Lohan already has a new boyfriend, it seems, and it's a 30-year-old football player (well, former player). Her taste is really all over the place, isn't it? I guess she doesn't have a type. The dude is Matt Nordgren and he was briefly a quarterback for the University of Texas, then played for one season for the Philadelphia Eagles, then starred on Bravo's Most Eligible Dallas. Ahhh, now I see the connection. Lohan's totally not gonna date outside of the entertainment industry and she ...

Cher On Miley: “She can’t dance, her body looked like hell”

cher nyc performance Cher's new album is coming out pretty soon so she's hitting the media, guns blazing. She's at a point in her career where she just doesn't give a f-ck. Or rather, she does, but not personally. You know? She wants people to like her music but she doesn't care if they like her. As told to USA Today, Right before I walked out there [to perform on The Voice], I told my mom, 'I'm so sweating it. I'm a has-been. My career is nothing.' It's my first time out of the box in 12 years, in front of 20 mil...