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Aaron Paul Says “Marriage Is Easy!”

aaron paul new bride wedding marriage Aaron Paul, married for all of 4 months, declared to People magazine, "Marriage is easy!" Okay, it's entirely possible he was being cheeky and the tone didn't pick up. What's very clear is how much he loves his wife. [Getting married] was the greatest experience of my entire life. And she's still with me, which is just fantastic. Four months strong. Marriage is easy. I always thought [being married] was going to be the greatest time of my life, and it has definitely proven that but it's surpassed every...

After Winning An Emmy, Jeff Daniels Tweets Photo From Dumber And Dumber To

jeff daniels twitter photo dumb and dumber Jeff Daniels is having a good week. He won an Emmy, beating out favorites Jon Hamm and Bryan Cranston. And now he's on the set Dumb and Dumber To (get it?) having a jolly good time, tweeting photos. He and Jim Carrey have on their best Dumb and Dumber faces and aside from looking significantly older (Mr. Daniels especially), not much has changed. Are YOU excited for this 20-year-later sequel?   {democracy:551} Follow us on Twitter | Facebook...

Dina Lohan To Police Officer: “I’m Not Crazy”

dina lohan going to court not guilty dui Dina Lohan got pulled over for drunk driving, but she must have taken a detour along the way into Denial City, because she's pleading not guilty. Details of her arrest leaked and she pulled a total Reese Witherspoon even though she has nowhere near the amount of fame as Mrs. "I Am Allowed To Stand On American Ground." Daily News explains how it went down: “I’m not crazy,” Dina Lohan told a New York state trooper. “These questions are stupid.” Dina’s damning words were in a crim...

Jon Gosselin Shot At A Paparazzo

jon gosselin tmz gun photo Jon Gosselin thought he was escaping media attention when he moved to Pennsylvania to live in cabin and work as a waiter, but it seems to have the opposite effect. When a female photographer tried to take his photo, he shot at her. Well, it was a "warning shot." I guess the warning was, next time I will shoot at you instead of near you? Here's what he told TMZ: I am licensed to carry a concealed handgun, which I withdrew and used to fire a warning shot AWAY from the paparazza. It is well within ...

Jon Hamm Is Getting Surgery, Please Sign Our Get Well Soon Card

JON HAMM GET WELL SOON SURGERY Jon Hamm was coughing up blood due to throat polyps. Thankfully he was well enough to show up at the Emmys in a huge beard and not win. But he's still going to get his condition taken care of. A source is telling Huffington Post that Mr. Hamm has decided to undergo surgery to make him not cough up blood anymore. Capitol idea! From Huffpo: A rep for the actor confirmed to The Huffington Post that Hamm would be having surgery, calling it a "routine outpatient procedure to remove a single polyp from his throat." Previ...

In The Battle Of Kelly Clarkson VS Jane Austen, Jane Austen Won

 2013 CMA Music Festival Over the summer, Kelly Clarkson won a bid for $228,000 for a ring belonging to Jane Austen. This did not please Britain, who wanted to keep the ring in Ms. Austen's homeland. Ms. Clarkson was like, "Huh? No" or something and Britain was like, "We will find a way, Ms. Clarkson" and then resumed petting a long white fluffy cat on the head. Well, they did find a way. Here's the bragging, directly from Jane Austen('s House Museum website): We are pleased to announce that our campaign to raise fun...

Ellen Pompeo Thought The Emmys Need More “People Of Color”

Hakkassan Restaurant Ellen Pompeo 2013 Ellen Pompeo was not impressed by the 2013 Emmy Awards. I didn't think I'd have this much to say about the show either, but I felt like her comment was worth sharing. I think it's going to get a few people talking all over the Internet, unless Ellen Pompeo is too 2008 to get attention. She told USA Today that she was "really disappointed" because, I didn't see any diversity in the Emmys at all. The Emmys felt so dated to me. ... That dance number was embarrassing. Did you see one person of col...

Michael Douglas Is Really Mad That His Son Is In Jail

Michael Douglas won an Emmy last night for playing Liberace in Behind The Candelabra, one of the best films ever because of the facial expressions given to us by Mr. Rob Lowe. When getting his award, Mr. Douglas gave his son a shout out (via E Online):

My oldest son, Cameron, I'm hoping I'll be able and they'll allow me to see him soon.

See, Cameron Douglas is in federal prison on drug related charges. He elaborated to reporters backstage:
My son is in federal prison. He's been a drug addict for a large part of his life. Part of the punishments—if you happen to have a slip, and this is for a prisoner who is nonviolent, as about a half-million of our drug-addicted prisoners are—he's spent almost two years in solitary confinement and right now I'm being told that I cannot see him for two years. It's been over a year now. And I'm questioning the system. Obviously at first, I was certainly disappointed in my son. But I've reached a point now where I'm very disappointed with the system.
I'm on Michael Douglas' side on this one. Here's a timeline of Cameron Douglas' drug problems so you can decide for yourself. -- 1999. Found with cocaine. Arrested for possession. Misdemeanor charge. -- 2007. Charged with felony possession of cocaine. -- 2009. Arrested for possession of 0.5 pounds of methamphetamine and charged with intent to distribute. This charge comes with 10 years. --January 2010. Pleads guilty to conspiracy to distribute drugs and to heroin possession (apparently his girlfriend was hiding some in an electric toothbrush, wtf?) while he was under house arrest. -- April 2010. Sentenced to 5 years in prison for possessing heroin, and dealing methamphetamine and cocaine. Goes to prison. -- 2011. Pleads guilty to possessing drugs in prison. He's sentenced to an addition 4 1/2 years. -- 2013. Found with drugs in his system at a different prison (he got moved because a prisoner broke his leg.) Was sent to solitary confinement. Lost appeal to have his sentence reduced. Will not get out until early 2018. (Thanks to Wikipedia for all the info.) Given all his fuckups, I still don't think he belongs in solitary confinement. I think he belongs in rehab. Adding to Douglas' stress is the absence of his wife by his side last night (though he did thank her in his speech). They're definitely taking a break. As he told reporters on September 3, "We are fine. My wife and I are fine...[it's a] temporary separation." C Z-J's rep added, "Catherine and Michael are taking some time apart to evaluate and work on their marriage."
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/>Michael Douglas won an Emmy last night for playing Liberace in Behind The Candelabra, one of the best films ever because of the facial expressions given to us by Mr. Rob Lowe. When getting his award, Mr. Douglas gave his son a shout out (via E Online): My oldest son, Cameron, I'm hoping I'll be able and they'll allow me to see him soon. See, Cameron Douglas is in federal prison on drug related charges. He elaborated to reporters backstage: My son is in federal prison. He's been a drug add...

What People Won At The 2013 Emmy’s

breaking bad animated poster The television people got all gussied up and won some awards. Here are some of the notable winners at the 2013 Emmy's. Michael Douglas kissed Matt Damon's face off into an Emmy for playing Liberace. Behind The Candelabra also won for best miniseries or movie. We all knew that was gonna happen. Best Comedy: Modern Family Best Lead Actress (Comedy): Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Veep Best Lead Actor (Comedy): Jim Parsons, The Big Bang Theory Best Supporting Actor (Comedy): Tony Hale, Veep Best Suppor...

The Best, Worst, and WTF Of Emmy Fashion

[caption id="attachment_139508" align="aligncenter" width="436"]kelly osbourne emmys 2013[caption id="attachment_139508" align="aligncenter" width="436"] Kelly Osbourne. From the front, this looked lovely. From the back, it looks like the dress is covered in fire ants and there's nothing anybody can do about it. It belongs to the ants now.[/caption] 2013 Emmy Awards have come and gone and a few people cared. This post is for you. Let's take a look at the best, worst, and WTF of 2013 Emmy fashion. I know Lena Dunham's outfit is bound to get a few people talking. Read More...

Joe Francis Got His Mansion Taken Away From Him

joe francis beverly hills Joe Francis got the justice smackdown he so richly deserved, and it keeps on rolling. The bank just took his $11.4 million mansion, according to TMZ. They've got more details, as they always do when it comes to Joe Francis, who probably has them saved on his phone under "favorites." According to JPMorgan Chase Bank ... Joe has slacked off on mortgage payments to the tune of $127,686.91. In addition to "Girls Gone Wild" filing for bankruptcy ... Joe's also been ordered to personally pay $1...

James Franco Posts His Own Incriminating Paparazzi Photos

james franco fake paparazzi photo James Franco is going through one of his "silly" artsy phases again. He's been staging his own paparazzi photos, writing over them Perez style, and uploading them to instagram. They're admittedly pretty funny, like his latest (above) that suggests he's seeing a dude. The caption with it is, #jamesfrancotv #page6 #newyorkpost #newyorkobserver #hungergames #liamhelmsworth #justjared #pereshilton #mileycyrus #newyorktimes IS THAT JAMES AND LIAM!!!!!!!!??????? So yeah, this is basically what James...