Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Kanye West Flipped Out Over Jimmy Kimmel

jimmy kimmel kanye west twitter spongebob squarepants Kanye West is REALLY mad at Jimmy Kimmel. Mr. West took to twitter, caps lock in full effect, to blast Kimmel for joking about him on his show. When South Park called him a gay fish he didn't freak out, but for whatever reason, he flipped out over a sketch Kimmel did mocking Kanye for his recent brag-filled interview with Zane Lowe. Here are his tweets, from oldest to most recent: JIMMY KIMMEL IS OUT OF LINE TO TRY AND SPOOF IN ANY WAY THE FIRST PIECE OF HONEST MEDIA IN YEARS JIMMY KIMMEL, I...

For $500,000 You Can Buy Kurt Cobain’s Childhood Home

kurt cobain house Kurt Cobain grew up in a bungalow built in the 1920's in Aberdeen, Washington and if you've got $500,000 and a moment of temporary insanity, it can be yours. The house was just listed on The Agency, a real estate site. It's a humble house, a far cry from Taylor Swift's mansion. Here's some more about the house. 4 bedrooms. 1 bath. 1,522 square feet. Lot size is 3,600. Comes with Cobain memorabilia. "The home is still largely preserved, with many belongings of Kurt’s still in place. There are even marks and drawings on the walls ...

Oprah Kicked Lindsay’s Ass

Oprah kicked Lindsay Lohan's ass -- metaphorically, of course. Oprah made the hilarious decisions to give Lohan a "docuseries" and an interview and pay her $2 million for the whole shebang. Apparently Lohan was up to her usual tricks of not showing up on time and flaking. Oprah was having none of that shit. From TMZ, my favorite Lohan story providers:
Lindsay was a disaster at the beginning of the project -- at times just being a no-show -- which doesn't work in Oprah's world. We're told Oprah went to Dina's house on Long Island for a showdown with Lindsay. She told Lindsay either clean up her act or the project is over and Lindsay would not get her $2 million paycheck. Our sources say Lindsay had a bunch of excuses ... she was spending time trying to find an apartment in NYC, she had other projects she was trying to finish, there were "miscommunications" between her people and the folks at OWN, yada yada. [...] We're told Lindsay is now cooperating and things have been running okay for nearly a month, but Oprah is still watching Lindsay like a hawk.
There's an old saying Dr. Phil was rather fond of: "How can you tell an addict is lying? When their lips are moving." It's sad but I've found that it's true. And Lohan proves that it doesn't matter how much money or how much fame you have. Addiction can hit anyone. That being said, get your shit together, Lindsay. And Oprah, make better decisions. Come on now.
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/>Oprah kicked Lindsay Lohan's ass -- metaphorically, of course. Oprah made the hilarious decisions to give Lohan a "docuseries" and an interview and pay her $2 million for the whole shebang. Apparently Lohan was up to her usual tricks of not showing up on time and flaking. Oprah was having none of that shit. From TMZ, my favorite Lohan story providers: Lindsay was a disaster at the beginning of the project -- at times just being a no-show -- which doesn't work in Oprah's world. We're told Oprah ...

WTF? Kendra Wilkinson Had A Stroke

kendra wilkinson yoga Kendra Wilkinson, of Playboy fame, apparently suffered a minor stroke when she was in that car accident back in April. At the time, reports were that while the accident was bad, Wilkinson wasn't seriously injured. But now a source is telling E! News something a little different (though they're saying she's okay now). Via E Online: E! News has exclusively learned that the reality star suffered a "minor stroke" during the collision. Doctors made the discovery through CT scans just days after the terrifyi...

That Was Fast: Kaley Cuoco Engaged After 3 Months

kaley cuoco engaged ryan sweeting emmy awards This will surely last. Kaley Cuoco, who was dating Henry Cavill for a hot second not even 4 months ago, is now engaged to tennis player Ryan Sweeting. Her rep confirmed it to Us Weekly and a source added, It's only been three months but she knows Ryan is the one. When you know, you know. Okay. Apparently they got engaged yesterday, 9/25. Someone's either not doing their math right or knows something we don't, because she apparently broke up with Superman in early July and it's now the end of Septemb...

Melissa Joan Hart Was On A Lot Of Drugs In 1999

melissa joan hart 2013 Melissa Joan Hart "explains it all" in an upcoming memoir that I totally want to read but wouldn't admit unless you were offering me a free copy of the book, in which case I would say, "Oh God please give me one, yes." She's released some tidbits to Life & Style and they're just as juicy and '90s fab as you could hope for. There's drugs! She says, "I experimented with weed, Ecstasy, mushrooms and mescaline for about a year and a half." "One of her crazier adventures involved t...

Well This Is Weird: Lindsay Lohan’s Half-Sister Got Plastic Surgery To Look Like Her

lindsay lohan half sister plastic surgery Lindsay Lohan's family is getting a little crazier. Lohan's half-sister, Ashley Horn (they share Michael Lohan as their dad), got plastic surgery to look just like Lindsay, "in her good days, when she was around 18, 19 years old" she told inTouch. Yeah,I'm not seeing the resemblance. The magazine posted a side-by-side comparison (above) but used a photo of Lindsay from last year, not when she was 18/19. I'm hoping they're being snarky and making some kind of statement about how much plastic surgery ...

No One Wanted Charlie Sheen On Jury Duty

A photo of Charlie Sheen Charlie Sheen was summoned for jury duty and actually showed up. Honestly, I'm surprised. Good work, Carlos. I didn't think he'd turn down the offer to throw a tantrum for doing something he didn't want to do. He didn't make it very far before he was dismissed entirely. He spent the day (more like a few hours), "organizing his bets for the World Series, taking pics with fans, and downing a BLT for lunch" according to TMZ. But that's not all. "I napped in the room most of the day!" he told reporters. Tom Hanks was recently called...

Breaking Bad Actress Explains Weight Gain

anna gunn before after Anna Gunn plays wife Skyler Grey to Bryan Cranston's Walter White on one of the most beloved shows (Breaking Bad) to ever be on television, and she just won an Emmy, and yet she feels she has to explain herself for gaining weight. Dude, being a woman in Hollywood really sucks. She wasn't "fat" to begin with and she shouldn't have to explain shit. But here's what happened, as told to People (via Huffington Post): I was actually ill while I was filming the show and it affected my weight. They gave me cortisone and I puffed up and gained weig...

Leah Remini: “The Church Is Looking For Me To Fail”

leah remini dancing with the stars Leah Remini is killing it on Dancing with the Stars, in case you haven't been watching. And if you haven't, they should. They put Bill Nye in a Beethoven costume and made him dance a Latin dance to a Beethoven symphony. But anyway, this is about Ms. Remini. She poured her heart out on the show and revealed her true thoughts on The Church of Scientology. From L.A. Times: I'm going through a personal big change for me and my family. I was always so scared to be myself. You're used to everyt...

Well That’s Not Surprising: Amanda Bynes “Mentally Unfit” To Stand Trial

amanda bynes bad wig courtroom Amanda Bynes' downward spiral is still so surprising to me. I'm glad she's finally getting help. Unfortunately she's nowhere near ready to being a fully-functioning adult. Her lawyer is saying that she doesn't have the "mental capacity" to stand trial on her DUI case (Bynes was arrested for driving under the influence in 2012). From TMZ: Amanda was supposed to appear in court today for her DUI arrest in West Hollywood back in April, 2012. Amanda's lawyer, Rich Hutton, told the judge Amanda did not have the ...