Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Vanilla Ice Agrees With Miley Cyrus, Thinks Justin Bieber Is A D-Bag

vanilla ice miley cyrus Vanilla Ice's ears perk up whenever his name is mentioned, like a well-meaning but clueless doggie. Miley Cyrus compared Bieber to Vanilla Ice, as an insult, saying, "I just don’t want to see him f-ck that up, to where people think he’s Vanilla Ice." But all Mr. Ice needed to hear was "Vanilla Ice" and so he jumped on the train...against not only Justin Bieber, but Vanilla Ice. He talked about it with TMZ: Vanilla Ice wants Justin Bieber to stop acting like a shirtless douchebag all the t...

Breaking Bad Hits Saturday Night Live

breaking bad saturday night live Breaking Bad ends tonight. FOREVER. So last night was probably the best night for Aaron Paul to appear as Jesse Pinkman on Saturday Night Live. In a sketch about Obamacare that goes on for way too long and is only kind of funny, Jesse appears as a guest to speak with Obama about why Obamacare is good, saying it would have "helped a friend" of his. Because without it, "he did what any of us would have done. He started cooking meth." Pinkman appears at the 4:30 mark. ARE YOU GOING TO MISS BREAKING BAD? Talk it out here. Follow us on ...

Moby Gave Up Drinking Because Someone Stole His Hat

moby culver city Moby is sober now because someone stole his hat. But wait, there's more to it than that. David Bowie, Moby's idol (they also went on tour together in 2002) gave Moby a gift any Bowie fan would kill for: his hat from the film The Man Who Fell To Earth. And then some douche stole it. From The Guardian via Express: About 10 years ago, I was over at his (Bowie's) house and he gave me a present, the greatest present anyone has ever given me: the fedora that he wore in The Man Who Fell to Earth....

Katy Perry Wants To Be Joni Mitchell And Other Revelations

katy perry iheart radio festival Katy Perry did a big interview with Billboard magazine and revealed a lot not just about her new upcoming album, Prism, but her personal life and professional aspirations. Particularly surprising is that Ms. Perry sees herself as a Joni Mitchell type. From Billboard: I love Madonna to death, but she's never going to give me that damn baton. I'll probably turn into more of a Joni Mitchell. As I inch towards my 30s, I think my fourth record will be more of an acoustic guitar album. That's where I started when I was fi...

Alanis Morissette Is A Crappy Boss

alanis morissette kiehls Alanis Morissette's former nanny is having her own "you oughta know" moment. Bianca Cambeiro is suing Morissette and her husband Mario "Souleye" Treadway for not paying her overtime or letting her take breaks for food during her 12-hour shifts. She's here to remind them of the mess they left when they went awaaaaay. Here are some juicy details from People: ... according to court documents filed on Thursday, that the couple never paid her overtime or allowed her to take meal or rest breaks ...

Is That Kathy Griffin Or Katy Perry?

katy perry wax figure Katy Perry got what I think is one of the highest honors ever when a wax version of herself was unveiled at Madame Tussaud's in NYC. But is that Katy Perry or is that a Kathy Griffin cast-off? Doesn't it look more like Kathy Griffin? The problem with wax figures is that they photograph poorly. I bet this looks much better in person. The best way to take photos of wax figures is without a camera flash. The flash blows them out and makes them look particularly waxy and fake. Yes, I have a lot of experience photographing wax figures, beca...

Creepy Paparazzo Shows Up At Kanye’s House At 4 AM To Ask Him If He’s Mad At Jimmy Kimmel

kanye west fashion week front row Kanye West is currently in a legal scuffle with a photographer over a physical scuffle at an airport, in a situation that I think was totally overblown. The photographer is suing Kanye for assault but if you watch the video of the incident, Kanye didn't hurt the guy and didn't start it. Now a SEPARATE photographer is up in Kanye's face and I am on Kanye's side on this one 100%. As reported by The Hollywood Gossip (via TMZ), a paparazzo showed up at Kanye's house at 4 AM to ask him if he was mad at Jimmy Kimmel. The only person Kanye was mad at was said paparazzo saying, "It's 4 AM and you asking...

Lohan’s Dad Not Happy With Lohan’s “Stalkerish” Sister

ashley horn plastic surgery Lindsay Lohan's half-sister, Ashley Horn, got $25,000 worth of plastic surgery to look like a younger Lindsay Lohan (above). I don't think the surgeries make her look anything like Lohan. After the surgeries, Horn said, "I’m hotter than Lindsay! I have no problem saying that." Well their dad Michael Lohan thinks there's a problem. From The Daily News: “It’s nuts and sick and stalkerish,” Michael tells Confidenti@l, revealing that he no longer speaks to Horn. “What mother would let her 18-year-ol...

Weird Casting: Taylor Swift Lands “The Giver” Role

taylor swift Taylor Swift appeared on New Girl as herself and now she's taking on a very different role. She'll play a pivotal role in the film adaptation of the classic young adult novel The Giver. For those of you familiar with the book, Ms. Swift was cast as Rosemary. This is such weird casting to me. Almost as weird as Ben Affleck being Batman. This is a "serious project" starring Academy Award winners Meryl Streep and Jeff Bridges. Then again, Katie Holmes is in it, too, which kind of drags the proj...

Zac Efron Acknowledges Drug Problem?

zac efron twitter photo hiking peru Zac Efron reportedly went to rehab twice for a cocaine addiction. Then there were rumors he did the drug with Charlie Sheen, which Sheen denied. Take that for what you will. Mr. Efron hasn't said anything about his little drug scandal. He hasn't really said anything at all. But he today he tweeted, Hey guys! Just returned from an incredible trip to Peru with my dad and wanted to thank you all for your support these past few weeks... means the world to me. Love you guys! – Z and included t...

Which Legendary Rockstar Is The New Face Of Louis Vuitton?

louis vuitton logo LV Guess which legendary rockstar is the new face of Louis Vuitton? It's...Kanye West!!     HAHA, JUST KIDDING. The new face of Louis Vuitton is an actual rockstar. It's Mr. David Freaking Bowie!! I don't think they're replacing current face Michelle Williams, I think they're just adding Bowie to their lineup with a special video campaign. From Vogue: DAVID BOWIE will star in Louis Vuitton's forthcoming L'Invitation au Voyage campaign, alongside Arizona  Muse. The adve...