Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Which Movie Did Alec Baldwin Call “A Complete Disaster”?

Alec+Baldwin Alec Baldwin slammed one of his own movies, calling it, "a complete disaster." Can you guess which one? Hint: it stars Tom Cruise. And Julianne "Whoops Sorry About The Blackface" Hough. Got it? It's... ...Rock of Ages! He's none too happy with the 2012 box office disappointment. Here's what he told the American Magazine Media Conference, via The Wrap: It was a complete disaster. A week in you go, ‘Oh God, what have I done?’ He compared it to being in a plane crash and knowing you're...

Christina Ricci Got Married!

Christina+Ricci Christina Ricci got married, you guys! Why has she kinda disappeared? She had that show Pan Am that I loved, but most people unfortunately did not, as it only lasted one season before it was abruptly pulled. But something good came out of it -- she met her husband, James Heerdegen, on the set, and got engaged. Here's some details of their wedding from People: The actress, 33, wore a Givenchy haute couture wedding gown in white silk tulle with appliqué of Chantilly lace and satin piping, embr...

Chris Brown Arrested And Charged With Assault AGAIN

Chris+Brown Chris Brown, let's all say it together: I cannot even. This twit ass-clown keeps f-cking up. How? How is it possible to f-ck up so badly? His latest f-ckup is getting arrested in D.C. for assault. It's a felony charge. Here's more from CBS News: Singer Chris Brown was arrested this morning and charged with felony assault, the D.C. Metropolitan Police Department has confirmed to CBS News. D.C. police spokesperson Paul Metcalf said the 24-year-old Brown got into a physical altercation with an adult male near the W Hotel located on K and 15th street around 4:25 a.m. local time. ...

Lou Reed Died

Lou+Reed Lou Reed, musician, died today. He was 71 (Rolling Stone). Just one day earlier, voiceover actress Marcia Wallace died at 70. What a sad weekend. Reed had a brilliant solo career after being in The Velvet Underground, a band he formed with musician John Cale that collaborated with Andy Warhol. Reports aren't yet confirmed as to what Reed died of. Recently he was hospitalized for dehydration. He was a big fan of Kanye's latest album. Rest in peace, Mr. Reed, on the wild side. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook...

Miley Cyrus’ 13-Year-Old-Sister Spotted Driving

miley-cyrus-little-sisMiley Cyrus' little sister Noah -- 13-years-old -- was spotted by TMZ driving a car (photo above). The legal driving age in California is 15, with a permit. This wouldn't be the first age inappropriate thing Noah Cyrus has ever done. To be fair to the Cyrus family (which begs the question, "why???") they were probably only driving on their property. Except...I don't know...looking at the photo, it could appear that they're driving around their neighborhood or street, which is def illegal. TMZ dropped this truth bomb with the photo: Truth is ... Noah taki...

Julianne Hough Apologizes For Her Halloween Costume

julianne-hough-orange-is-the-new-black Julianne Hough dressed up as the character "Crazy Eyes" from the hit show Orange Is the New Black. Cool! The problem is that the actress who plays Crazy Eyes is black, and Ms. Hough isn't, and she thought it would be appropriate to don blackface (above). Not cool!  I think it's a great to idea to get a group together and go as the OItNB characters, but come on, painting your face for a darker skin color is never a good idea. It's just not. Especially if you're a public figure. Hough apologized for t...

Is This The Simpsons Character Who Dies?

Marcia+Wallace Sad news today. Marcia Wallace, Simpsons superstar, voice of teacher Edna Krabappel, has died today. Could this mean that Krabappel is The Simpsons character who dies? Or does this mean they'll have to write an entirely separate character out of the show? USA Today reports that Wallace died at 70 years old. She won an Emmy for her Simpsons role in the '90s. Her Edna laugh ("HA!") will be missed. Simpsons producer Al Jean said, She was beloved by all at The Simpsons and we intend to retire her irreplaceable character....

Julianne Hough Did Blackface For Halloween

Ohh man. Julianne Hough did blackface as part of her Halloween costume when she dressed up as "Crazy Eyes" (Uzo Aduba) from Orange Is the New Black. The costume idea is a good one -- it's creative -- but the execution (the makeup) is just so bad and for so many different reasons. The thing is, Julianne Hough looks nothing like actress Uzo Aduba (below) to begin with, so making her face dark doesn't help the costume at all. I don't know why she thought it was a necessary choice. uzo-adubaOhh man. Julianne Hough did blackface as part of her Halloween costume when she dressed up as "Crazy Eyes" (Uzo Aduba) from Orange Is the New Black. The costume idea is a good one -- it's creative -- but the execution (the makeup) is just so bad and for so many different reasons. The thing is, Julianne Hough looks nothing like actress Uzo Aduba (below) to begin with, so making her face dark doesn't help the costume at all. I don't know why she thought it was a necessary choice. Follow u...

Check out Britney’s New Album Cover!

Britney-Jean-Album-Cover Britney Spears has a new album coming out, Britney Jean, and with it, a new cover. She unveiled it (above) to her fans. How do you like it compared to Gaga's ARTPOP cover? Both are anticipated albums from pop princesses. Brit also wrote an open letter to her fans. Here it is, from her website: Dear Fans, I haven’t sat down to write you guys in SUCH a long time. Long overdue! We’re all so used to getting our thoughts out in 140 characters, but sometimes its nice to take time to sit down and write s...

Kim Kardashian Is Going To “Honor” Bruce Jenner In Her Wedding

Bruce+Jenner+Kim+Kardashian Kim Kardashian is going to "honor" Bruce Jenner in her wedding to Kanye West...by asking him to walk her down the aisle. Just like he did when she married Kris Humphries. Even though Jenner wasn't invited to her "surprise engagement." Here's more from TMZ: Kim considers Bruce to be her dad, and she always planned on having him give her away ... Sources tell us as far as Kim is concerned ... it doesn't matter what Bruce's relationship is with Kris ... she would never consider excluding Bruce from such a position of honor. ....

Katy Perry And Rob Pattinson Karaoke Video

rpatz-katy-perry-karaoke Katy Perry and Rob Pattinson are just friends -- she fully admits that she farts in front of him -- so what do we think of this "friendly" video of them singing Boyz II Men's "I'll Make Love To You" at karaoke together? At one point she's sitting on his lap. Looks a wee bit too friendly. They're singing at Dimples in Burbank which is the WORST. KARAOKE PLACE. EVER. The owner is this old man who is super creepy and pervy. If you're there to celebrate anything -- birthday, bachelor/ette party, anniversary, whatever -- he'll come up to you with a shot with whipped cream on it and say, "Do your blow jo...

Katie Holmes Joined Twitter Today — See What She Tweeted

katie-holmes-twitter Katie Holmes joined twitter today, everyone. Guess now that she's freed from The Cruise she's allowed to have a social media presence. Her first tweet wasn't even hers. It was a retweet of producer Nikki Silver's tweet that was a photo of herself with Holmes, Taylor Swift, and more of The Giver cast (above). An hour later, Ms. Holmes tweeted: So happy to be on twitter!!!!!! Sending first tweets from South Africa!!!!! Whoa there, exclamation points!!!!! Holmes went on to retweet something from t...