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Evil Beet Blind Item: This Star Needs Some Friends

cynthia-rugrats We're bringing you our very own very special very easy-to-guess blind item! This star needs some friends. She's known for having a lot of everything, but her neighbors say she doesn't even have friends over. Like, ever. And apparently, this isn't really a secret. Everyone knows that this party girl couldn't get enough people invited to a party to save her life. And you'll notice the qualities of parties she used to host have dropped waaaay down. It didn't always use to be this way. Either sh...

What Do We Think Of Jaimie Alexander’s Revealing Dress?

jaimie-alexander-dress Jaimie Alexander is an actress apparently, but now I know her because of this dress she wore to Thor The Dark World premiere. Let's throw some adjectives people are going to think of when they see this dress and put it in a poll and see what you think. Here's the back. It's kind of like G-Pal's "naked dress": {democracy:555} Leave a comment if you feel you need to explain your answer. Related: is it as baring and daring as Ke$ha's dress here? Follow us on Twitter | Facebook...

Katy Perry is A Biohazard!

Katy+Perry Katy Perry is beloved around the world, but Australia sees her as a biohazard. I love this story, it sounds so much worse than it is. Basically, her CD comes with seeds to plant, and that's not ecologically sound, or something. Here's some details from Australia's Tonedeaf: The Department of Agriculture have raised the alarm over concerns with international copies of the record, with deluxe editions of Prism coming bundled with small packets of seeds that have been identified as a risk to the...

Brooke Mueller Can’t Get A Restraining Order Against Crazy Charlie Sheen

brooke mueller charlie sheen Charlie Sheen went on a recent rant about ex-wife Brooke Mueller, calling her "evil" and a "whore." He's concerned that her home isn't a safe place for their kids, and Sheen doesn't have sole custody. (Also, he just sucks, he's Charlie Sheen.) On the other side, Mueller isn't taking too kindly to such verbal attacks, and filed a restraining order against him. Unfortunately for her, she didn't get it. Here's more of Sheen's ranting from her request, via Daily News: [T]here will be a reckoni...

Chris Pine Thinks Lindsay Lohan Can Make A Comeback

chris-pine-2006-lindsay-lohan Chris Pine worked with Lindsay Lohan way back in 2006, her best years. They did the utterly "meh" Just My Luck together. He still believes in her and that she can make a comeback. Here's what he told Cosmopolitan, via Gossip Cop: Our business loves comeback stories. From Drew Barrymore to Robert Downey Jr., there’s a long list of people who have faced their troubles, wildly overcome them, and succeeded. If anyone can do that, it’s Lindsay Okay, Imma need everyone to stop comparing Lindsa...

Shania Twain Doesn’t Think Pop Stars Are “Too Sexy”

Shania+Twain Katy Perry just told all pop stars to "put it away" but fellow pop (and country) star Shania Twain disagrees. Before I tell you what she said, I just want to point out the last time we wrote about Shania Twain was in 2011 and it's because she tripped. Anyway, moving on. From ET Canada via People: I don't think [pop stars are] too sexy now. The boundaries are really up to the individual and then it's up to the viewer whether they like it or not. I'm very comfortable with myself. I'm not bearing...

Josh Brolin Hugged A Bouncer After Being A Drunk Asshole

Josh+Brolin Josh Brolin kind of has an alcohol problem. A lot of people say it's what broke up he and Diane Lane. That and him cheating, but the cheating was spurned by being drunk all the damn time. After Brolin's latest debacle, he decided to try to make up with the bouncer/security guard he fought by giving him a hug. From AceShowbiz: A very drunk Josh Brolin apparently got into a bar fight with a security guard, but then they made up and hugged. The amusing incident took place on Friday, November 1 at O'Briens Ir...

Miss Drew Barrymore Is Pregnant!

Miss Drew Barrymore is pregnant! I call her Miss Drew Barrymore because of a sketch she did on Saturday Night Live a million years ago in which she sang a song called, "Life is good for Miss Drew Barrymore." And life is good. Her rep confirmed to E Online that she is pregnant with her second child. Suck it, Aniston! (J/K and that was terrible.) She has a daughter named Olive. What whimsical name will she give her second kid? I have some ideas: -- Table -- Chair -- Votive Candle (or Votive Kandal if she wants to get really weird) -- Mushroom -- Baby Bok Choy -- Lemon Guess we'll find out in a few months! Hope she can handle being a mom while working at the same time.
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/>Miss Drew Barrymore is pregnant! I call her Miss Drew Barrymore because of a sketch she did on Saturday Night Live a million years ago in which she sang a song called, "Life is good for Miss Drew Barrymore." And life is good. Her rep confirmed to E Online that she is pregnant with her second child. Suck it, Aniston! (J/K and that was terrible.) She has a daughter named Olive. What whimsical name will she give her second kid? I have some ideas: -- Table -- Chair -- Votive Candle (or Votive Kandal i...

The Simpsons Made Everyone Cry Yesterday

simpsons-goodbye The Simpsons made everyone cry yesterday when they gave their heartfelt tribute to Marcia Wallace who played Bart's teacher, Edna Krabappel. ("Her name is Krabappel?? I've been calling her Krandall! Ohhhh I've mad an ass of myself." -- Homer.) They paid tribute with Bart's classic and regular chalkboard writing gag. Instead of something sarcastic or joke-y, Bart simply wrote "We'll really miss you Mrs. K." (above.) Great, I'm getting teary now. Look at his face. :( It's still unclear if thi...

Michelle Pfeiffer Was In A Cult That Starved People

Michelle-Pfeiffer-Scarface-bob-haircut Michelle Pfeiffer is always cool to me. Don't know why. Even when she wears stuff like this. She seems to have had an interesting life. I'm not wrong. It turns out she hung out with a cult-like family that believed in "breatharianism" meaning that food or water was forbidden, because they believed all humans needed to live was sunlight. LOL and oh God. More from Daily News: Actress Michelle Pfeiffer revealed in an interview with Britain’s The Telegraph that she was part of a “cult” that believed human...

Unlikely Friend Alert: Kate Hudson and Lea Michele

Lea+Michele+Kate+hudson Kate Hudson and Lea Michele are unlikely friends, aren't they? But apparently, they got especially close when Kate Hudson helped Lea Michele through her devastating times. Here's what Miss Michele told Elle, via Us: "I called her and said, I don't know where I'm going to go because my house is swarmed [with reporters]. She was like, 'Oh, you're going to stay at my house.' Like it was nothing. She let my family stay there, and any of my friends. She made sure that in the refrigerator were my favori...

January Jones Went As Betty Draper For Halloween

January Jones, how I love thee. You are maybe my favorite. I love you the way you love sharks. Why? Well, it appears as though January Jones dressed as her Mad Men character, Betty Draper, for Halloween. The Daily Mail calls it "a cop out!" but I disagree; I think it's brilliant. Wouldn't you do the same, honestly? If you were playing a legendary TV character as your job and you had access to the character's signature look, wouldn't you do the same? It's the best costume ever! After all, she looks just like her! And look at how pissed off she is!
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/>January Jones, how I love thee. You are maybe my favorite. I love you the way you love sharks. Why? Well, it appears as though January Jones dressed as her Mad Men character, Betty Draper, for Halloween. The Daily Mail calls it "a cop out!" but I disagree; I think it's brilliant. Wouldn't you do the same, honestly? If you were playing a legendary TV character as your job and you had access to the character's signature look, wouldn't you do the same? It's the best costume ever! After all, she looks...