Today's Evil Beet Gossip

L.A. County Says Charlie Sheen Doesn’t Care About His Kids

Charlie-Sheen Charlie Sheen says ex wife Brooke Mueller shouldn't have custody because she's "evil" but L.A. County Dept. Children and Family Services doesn't think Sheen is all that great either. TMZ's sources have it all: they're pissed that Charlie is hurling grenades at everyone involved in the mess that has become his family -- calling Brooke Mueller a "whore," the judge an "anus brain" and DCFS "incompetent and lascivious." Our DCFS sources -- who work in the trenches -- say Charlie has NEVER made a real move to take custody of Bob and Max. As one source ...

Margot Robbie Tweets That Will Smith Affair Rumors Are “Ridiculous”

STM_SM4613_Cover_Newsstand_0_073_1276409.pdf Margot Robbie, despite being in some very inappropriate photos with co-star Will Smith, calls rumors/speculation of an affair, "ridiculous." Really, Ms. Robbie? It's ridiculous to think that something's going on considering y'all are pretty cozy and you're lifting up your shirt with a dude who's married? Of those photos (above) she tweeted, Been working non-stop, just catching my breath. There's absolutely no truth to the ridiculous rumor in Star mag... ...It's disappointing that goofing around...

Nicole Kidman And Katie Holmes — New Friends?

kidman-holmes Nicole Kidman and Katie Holmes were both married to Tom "I'm totally a good dad, you guys, stop being mean" Cruise, and recent reports suggest that they're new friends! And what do they talk about? According to a source from National Inquirer via XPOSÉ Entertainment: [They had] a really nice conversation. They talked a little about what it was like being married to Tom and have stayed in touch ever since. They haven't discussed intimate issues like sex, and mostly chit chat about their kids and what's going on in their lives. The source goes...

Lane From “Mad Men” Got Married

jared-harris-wedding Jared Harris AKA Lane Pryce from Mad Men, got married in Miami. His now-wife, Allegra Riggio, tweeted the above photo with, "Just married. #TeamHarris #Jally #MarriageEnsued." It's all very sweet and it looks like the kind of wedding I'd like to go to. (Except, is she wearing angel wings? The hell?) I was reading more about their engagement when I came across something that made me, "Eh?" and tilt my head like a confused beagle. (I don't know why I chose beagle.) Here's what E Online said...

Courtney Stodden Is Getting A Divorce Because She Doesn’t Want To “Neglect” Her Youth

Courtney+Stodden Courtney Stodden, my precious Stodden, is seeking a divorce from Some Dude From Lost. I can't imagine what would have happened for this 19-year-old girl to realize that she didn't want to be married to some 53-year-old dude from The Green Mile. If it ain't Hanks, you say, "no thanks." She told E Online that she wants to, be free and embrace my independence and not neglect my youth. But Ms. Stodden, who will be there for you to help you shimmy into your blue pleather gown? Or to help you c...

Kat Von D’s Lipstick Too Controversial For Sephora

A photo of Kat Von D Kat Von D's lipstick was pulled from makeup retailer Sephora because of controversy. I'd hoped it was because people finally realized Kat Von D sucks and shouldn't get money, but no. It's because of the name of the shade, which is, "Celebutard." More on the lipstick fury from USA Today: The name, a term for a not-so-bright celebrity that references "retard," is plain offensive, says Faith Bodnar, the executive director of Inclusion BC, a non-profit that promotes the inclusion of people with developmental disabilities in community life....

Kate Middleton Flying All By Herself!

Kate+Middleton+tusk+trust+5 Kate Middleton is taking flying lessons. Is there anything she can't do? She looks flawless after giving birth, even with gray hair, and now she's learning how to fly. From E Online: While riding a Routemaster bus along with husband Prince William in honor of London Poppy Day and the Royal British Legion, the Duchess of Cambridge, whose late grandfather Peter Middleton was a Royal Air Force pilot, revealed that she has "had a few lessons on fixed wing." Well of COURSE she has. Good for her. Go, Kate, go! This so...

Quotables: Lady Gaga

Lady+Gaga+SiriusXM+Town+Hall Lady Gaga had a “Town Hall” discussion at Sirius XM Radio and said the following (via The Hollywood Reporter), I am the artist and culture doesn’t cue me. I cue culture. Thoughts? I'm pretty sure she doesn't cue culture, but I will hand it to her that after her a lot of pop stars starting dressing a little crazier, so there's that...? More photos from the event below. I think she looks so much like Brittany Murphy it's ridic. [gallery columns="6" ids="141745,141744,141743,141742,141741,141740"] Follow us on Twitter | Facebook...

Jennifer Aniston Got A Choppy Bob Haircut

jennifer-aniston-bob 'Tis the season of shorter hair. Pamela Anderson went for a pixie cut, Jennifer Lawrence lobbed it off, and Jennifer Aniston decided to get a last minute choppy bob. Her hair stylist/desperate friend Chris McMillan fired off a series of hashtags praising his work. From twitter via E Online: LOVE!! #JenniferAniston #bobhaircut @LivingProofInc #Flex #PerfectHairDay #LivingProof #ChrisMcMillan #newdo He also added emojis with that. He forgot to add #pleaselikeme #iamcool #desperate #someonepleaselikethis #ne...

Seth MacFarlane Got ANOTHER Show

family guy seth macfarlane Seth MacFarlane already has animated shows The Cleveland Show, American Dad, and of course Family Guy on Fox, and now they're giving him one more: Bordertown. Critics didn't like his latest show, Dads, so whatever, let's give him one more. Man, this guy has some power. From Contact Music: The show was originally conceived by [Ted director Mark] Hentemann, and is set in the fictitious Texan town of Bordertown, where the ongoing cultural shifts running through America will be explored in each epis...

Does Zoë Saldana’s Husband Have A Zoë Saldana Tattoo?

zoe-saldana-husband-tattoo Well this is cute. Or odd. Zoë Saldana's husband, Marco Perego, (yeah they got quietly married) has a tattoo on his forearm that looks like awful lot like Ms. Saldana (see above). If it's not her, maybe Angelina Jolie? Damn, it better be her. Let's hope this works out really well for them. If not, maybe Heidi Klum can hook him up. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook...

No Way: Alanis Morissette’s Jagged Little Pill To Become Broadway Musical

Alanis Morissette gave us one of the best break-up songs of all time with "You Oughta Know" and now we can enjoy it on the big stage -- Broadway. Alanis Morissette's Jagged Little Pill album is going to become a Broadway musical. (So pay your nanny, Alanis. You can afford it.) From Daily News:
The 39-year-old musician's repertoire will form the scaffolding of the play, which is scheduled to open in 2014. "I look forward to taking the heart of 'Jagged Little Pill' and expanding its story, fleshing it out into deeper layers of emotionality, specificity, humanity, power, physicality, spirit, and fabulism," Morissette said in a press release. The singer will collaborate with Vivek J. Tiwary and Tom Kitt for the show. "'Jagged Little Pill’ was a triumph of self-expression — an album that was impossible to ignore with its massive sound and raw honesty," Tiwary said in a statement. "I'm proud to be working with Alanis to bring that same emotional power and bravery onto a Broadway stage."
So yeah, this is really happening. Would you see it? Let me rephrase, would you see if it you were in NYC and had time and tickets were reasonable? What if they were free? I'm guessing Dave Coulier won't. Fuck that guy!
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/>Alanis Morissette gave us one of the best break-up songs of all time with "You Oughta Know" and now we can enjoy it on the big stage -- Broadway. Alanis Morissette's Jagged Little Pill album is going to become a Broadway musical. (So pay your nanny, Alanis. You can afford it.) From Daily News: The 39-year-old musician's repertoire will form the scaffolding of the play, which is scheduled to open in 2014. "I look forward to taking the heart of 'Jagged Little Pill' and expanding its story, fleshing it out into deeper laye...